Is the focus on fitness and "looking good" going to far? We idealize this shit to the point people are undergoing potentially lethal operations. Also, does anyone know what cosmetic operations are most common for men? I'm thinking teeth whitening
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what language is this in
Looks like Nigerian.
The official government-sponsored news of England (BBC) decided black people being horrible at English was not something to be fixed but encouraged. They have called the language Pigin and translate all articles into it.
Pidgin English
not our fault that people are lazy and look for the easiest way out
>tfw no ikebe gf
holy shit
the language itself is quite readable but using it in regular speech is unintelligible save for a few long words
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Jesus Christ
Fucking lost in when the drums kicked in for some reason. But holy shit, you're right
I bet you lament that we don't speak like the left column too?
>bum-bum wey dem wan do operation for to make am big well-well
Its going too far for quite a while
Normal people doing steroids to look good and women implanting silicone inside their skins is really retarded and we've reached a time where this shit is taken as normal
If I could bet on the most common plastic surgery for men I'd say liposuction or Botox implant (not sure if that counts)
Glad you can't still get muscles from surgery
I live in Miami. It's a way of life here. And almost all the women are shallow, vapid whores.
American
>Is the focus on fitness and "looking good" going to far?
It's not going far enough in my estimation. Still too many ugly people around.
fucking BASED user.
Is this why it's been harder for me to date or hook up here?
Hahaha fuck off this can't be real.
I had a teacher who could speak some old english, or maybe it was middle english. Honestly one of the most beautiful and cool-sounding languages in my opinion.
It isn't. The old African colonies English has become butchered, so, just like the BBC has various different languages to read it in, you can read it in that. But you fucks believe everything you read. People like you are why I queue at my microwave license renewal because you don't fill shit in correctly.
Probably. Moved here two years ago with my wife, pretty much all of her local friends want a guy who makes 200k a year, is good looking, and drives a nice car. One chick refuses to date any guy who doesn't own a boat. Glad I found my wife somewhere else in the country. There are exceptions, but the default attitude here appearances are everything.
Old english looks like norse with german grammar.
"si sin nama gehalgod"? This is a german sentence structure and past tense.
lmao what the fuck are you talking about
>Also, does anyone know what cosmetic operations are most common for men? I'm thinking teeth whitening
That's not an operation dumb shit, unless yours involves them cutting your mouth open. Probably rhinoplasty or face lift
You say the Lord’s Prayer in Latin, heathen
english is a mongrel of languages derived from old germanic, normans' french and latin clergy terminology. english grammar and syntax stem from the viking occupation
school is from skole (scandinavian)
church from kirke (palatalisation)
Dem no see page - 404
Dis fit be becos you no type de address well. Abeg check de address and how you spell am.
Pidgin isn't even the correct descriptor here a pidgin language is what people speak when they first meet and have now shared language (usually its the "weaker" people that adopt a simple version of some Invaders/explorers language ) but if the language survives long enough to have native speakers it's a creole not a pidgin.
Of course if Nigerians just recently started talking like this without having aqquired a creole from some other people's pidgin is correct in wich topkek.
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>People like you are why I queue at my microwave license renewal because you don't fill shit in correctly.
Lolwat
Dem must copy propyrly da adres
pidgin is actually really interesting, and loads of different cultures have it, its basically a mix between the native language and english thats developed over hundreds of years. this is nigerian english pidgin. Heres hawaiian pidgin english youtube.com
We need nigger grug now
Are you the craze my bredda? Them a adress fi work, you nuh write it good ya kna
>people still expect me to be tolerant and not racist when shit like this exists
>a literal grug adaptation because nogs are too dumb to learn English, the easiest to understand language in the world
Kill me.
Error - De bludklaart connection mek fi timeout to raas
>church
nah church is from proto germanic via old english.
Old english scōl is most likely from Pg as well, nothing particularly norse about it (and obviously it is from latin and ultimatively from Greek).
>saying the Lord's Prayer at all
Lol. It's literally just a template. Rattling off a script isn't prayer.
>Bleach, lizard poo and oda dangerous tins pipo dey use to get high
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this shit is comedy gold.
you're retarded
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Did this bitch steal my muscle markers?
Circe -> Kirche (German) Kerk (Dutch) -> Kirke (Nordic languages are Germanic as well) -> vikings brought their "kirke" to England, where the Normans eventually started calling it Church
All nitpicking aside, the point is that the germanic languages heavily influenced what was to become English, not the other way around.
>germanic language has roots in german
whoa.
>and obviously it is from latin and ultimatively from Greek
wut?
Church.
Old English cir(i)ce, cyr(i)ce, related to Dutch kerk and German Kirche, based on medieval Greek kurikon, from Greek kuriakon (dōma) ‘Lord's (house)’, from kurios ‘master or lord’.
BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Difference between the language developing over time and a shit version of it being encouraged due to thirdworlders not knowing how to speak/read it properly.
>Whites use tanning creams and sprays
>Blacks use bleaching cream
Whats the endpoint? A glorious tan master race, or a nation of fake mutts on top of the real ones? Also someone please tell me what this "dem dey" shit is
Wtf is that language? I don't speak English natively, so if it's some kind of joke, I just don't get it.
Oh man you're in for a blast
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From reading "pidgin language" Wikipedia, basically it's a mixture of African languages and English?
Interestingly, wikipedia mentions there's no standardized way of writing it, so I wonder how BBC constructs the articles.
That part is actually hilarious. Essentially they got this guy to make a standardized version, as described here bbc.co.uk
And that article is just full of fucking gold
>Adrenalin: Power dey pump for im brain
>Asylum seeker: Person wey wan enter anoda country and e nor get paper
>Drink-driving: Drunkaman driving
>Hurricanes: Wind and rain wey dey comot tree for ground
And to top it all off, the
>“This is very much ground-breaking work,” he told me, “I’m creating rules for capital letters that we never had before.”
Small steps for written language, a massive leap for Africa
I wonder if those Africans can even read, kek
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De suspect done die, ride bicycle go hospital foe treatmint.
kek
>drunkaman
Does he wear a cape?
>>Asylum seeker: Person wey wan enter anoda country and e nor get paper
lmao
does he no understand what an asylum seeker is or is it just a way to teach nogs what to say when they want to come to europe ileagally
As a TESOL teacher
>lmao
This is genuinely disgusting. This helps literally no one and just linguistically ghettoizes these people.
It's like New Speak.
Jesus Christ. I'm in Australia, so can you imagine what a mess Chinese or Asian pidgin would be?
>White people= Arr rook a same
>Australia = China
>Australia equals china
You lost me at this part
There's gooks infesting the southern cities like ants and the ever-increasing housing bubble is largely the result of moon coons buying property as investment so the Communist party can't shank them and take their slope-shekels.
Huh so this is where all your tv loicence funding goes
A bunch of nice houses in my neighbourhood have been sitting desolate for the last 10 years or so ive been living here. Owned by faggot chinks just letting the properties rot when they shouldn't be allowed to buy in our country in the first place
Go back to bed grampa
You first, whippersnapper.
You don't actually own have a house, user? Why are you on Jow Forums and not out getting a fucking job?
chunk of gold in the vast mountain of dirt
>is literally a dialect found only in england and some tropics
Nice try nigel
>he thinks getting a job means anything in 2018
>he thinks getting a job means being to afford a house
Top kek lad, doubly so if you're an American.
>Imagine what a mess Chinese or Asian pidgin would be?
No worse than the memetastic sentences we use here desu
WHY EVEN LIFT WHEN THE WORLD IS THIS FAR GONE. WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT?
Literally all you have to do is take good care of yourself. Is that too much to ask?
Why do you deserve respect if you can not even respect yourself?
OP: asks a question about plastic surgery, uses meme picture
>entire thread focuses around meme language
Just lmao
Damn, should've expected armchair prescriptivists on Jow Forums
Are you retarded Pidgin is a language of itself completely seperate to english
Holy kek
>t. brainlet
>'My bum begin dey leak'
>One 23-year-old woman from Wales - wey no want make dem call her name - get permanent mark now for her bodi afta she go do BBL surgery inside Turkey for February.
>Three months afta di operation, holes wit infection appear for her bum-bum.
>"I no fit waka well for plenti days," she tok.
This reminds me of that character who was working on Newspeak talking about it to Winston in 1984.
Well to be fair a pidgin needs to be simple to work, though I'm not sure what the BBC gets out of it. Is there a way to find reader numbers for this?
That's not how pidgin languages work they are simplefied versions of a language not their own language
>A glorious tan master race
I would love to keep all of my features but have nicely tanned skin by default. I'm too cheap/lazy for spray and I don't want skin cancer.
Holy fuck, this is just hilarious
bbc so fuckign racist they dont have ebonics option
This is just how teenagers 'spoke German' when before the internet when you learned it from books.
look at how many absolute retards in this thread think pidgin has anything to do with blacks
you stupid fuck its hawaiian
>t. retard
If you'd read through this thread you'd see that is obviously the West Africa pidgin that the BBC is using.
Top fucking kek
then why does it read like english for retards
It is real
We pidgin posters now, we pidgin boyz now.
Why are Africans so useless?
>why india supreme court say homosexual dey legal
That's, I'm suing BBC for obliterating my sides.
>pidgin
This has to be a fucking joke
Found de nigger