i get so frustratingly horny after lifting but fapping is so boring
how do/would you get pussy the easiest way possible if you were a autistic antisocial fuck. (without paying for hookers)
I am DYEL level
i get so frustratingly horny after lifting but fapping is so boring
how do/would you get pussy the easiest way possible if you were a autistic antisocial fuck. (without paying for hookers)
I am DYEL level
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Be incredibly good looking and go out
Getting a fuck buddy isn't too hard. Just try on tinder and be witty.
be handsome
>frustratingly horny
>autistic
>anti social
>DYEL
>no hookers
>easiest way possible
i got bad news for you bud
i got 2 matches in a week. i know i dont have great pics but it feels pointless unless you have a lot going for you on there..
Same goes for life....
ok im not clinically autistic and i can force myself to be social but fuck me I rarely enjoy it
not to mention 99% of girls on there are insta beach babe thots that just want followers, especially where im from
Based on your posts in this thread you sound like a downer. Relax, go with the flow and don't sound so fucking down on yourself.
>how do/would you get pussy the easiest way possible
two words OP
black girls
theyre super horny because of their animalistic, high T nature
and they give it up like no other race for the big white cock.
ive banged black girls without even taking them on a date, no joke. theyre also fucking animals in bed and have banging bodies. downside is they smell and often have ugly af faces/hair. its also very low status here to be seen with a negress so its kinda embarassing when you bring her to the bus stop after your bang session. my degenerate days are behind me but if you held a gun to my head and told me I have to get laid within 24 hours I would focus on the black chicks
Just go to a danceclub, take some phenibut.
And do something simular to the guys in this clip:
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works for me
t. Virgin who watches bbw ebony porn everyday
Lower your standards and get an ugly gf start from there acquire experience and confidence and go up the ladder
haha thats funny user
I approached hundreds of girls in the streets and banged literally dozens of them. back in my day we used to go out and hit on girls instead of whining about being incels on autism forums you know. maybe hard to wrap your head around it but its true and black chicks are easy af to bang if you even remotely know what yorue doing. if all you fags started going out and approaching girls instead of lifting and hoping they will come to you, your sex life might actually improve.
absolutely based, listen to this guy
bonus points if you do fortnite dances
what if you have no friends who actually aren't terrified talking to strangers?
Like literally all my friends were genuinely surprised when I told them I asked out this girl I met in the supermarket.
I don't wanna be that guy that's a try hard puafaggot larping
>Chat women up at bar
>If she seems interested ask what she's doing later
>If she says she's doing nothing ask if she wants to drink at your place
>If she says home offer to take her there
>If she accepts either you're in (Unless she's autistic or cruel)
>If she says no ask for her digits and/or move on to next target.
if youre from kits.. you might want to start making a lot of money
>internet don juan
>what if you have no friends who actually aren't terrified talking to strangers?
just roll solo.
>I don't wanna be that guy that's a try hard puafaggot larping
translation: I dont want to put myself out there and get my ego hurt. newsflash buddy, the "tryhards" that are out there approaching chicks are getting laid, the incels whining on this forum and hoping for girls to come approach them on the other hand...
you dont have to go full mystery autistic, just dress nice, go out and chat up 100 chicks, tell them theyre cute and ask them out. if you just do one approach a day youre done in 3 months and by that time you shouldve seen some action and have more experience than 99% of guys on the planet.
Go to a bar and talk to fat chicks
im not a don juan but when my hormones were raging I went out there and approached a fuckton of girls. the more you approach the more you start seeing patterns, the more confident you get and the more you get laid. its not fucking rocket science people have been banging for thousands of years. only Jow Forums makes a big deal out of it and theyre so terrified of talking to women theyd rather count calories and build a perfect physique in hopes that women will come to them... just to spare them the emotional pain of getting rejected. its absoultely pathetic quite frankly.
Girls like romance and surprises. So go up them at night while they’re alone. Also they like masculine men and soldiers are manly so make sure you crouch walk stealthy up to them so they think you’re a manly soldier.
Drop the "no hookers" restriction and there you have it.
>Anonymous 11/21/18(Wed)12:58:51 No.48450469 [Reply]▶
>i get so frustratingly horny after lifting but fapping
fuck your girlfriend like normal people
>fuck your girlfriend while thinking of that cardio cutie going atg in the squat rack like normal people
fixed it!
yeah your right. I actually used to do that and banged a few chicks and actually got a really hot gf. She did break my heart though, welp.
I just hate this whole pick up line approach. I don't know what to say most of the time other than what I'm thinking which is that I really wanna see them naked
Hello boomer, you like AC\DC & metalica?
Seriously
Just take the dancepill, do something like this:
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And take some phenibut, it's way cheaper than alcohol, takes away your anxiety & you don't lose your gains.
Or just take phenibut and approach girls at the street.
Where do you even get phenibut