A girl at the gym told me I had nice shoes and asked where I got them from. I just froze and said nothing...

A girl at the gym told me I had nice shoes and asked where I got them from. I just froze and said nothing. What the fuck was I supposed to say?!

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your autistic and retarded

Where you got them?
nice one splurge boy

Its that easy?

t-thanks, y-you too.

the store where you bought em you autist, she wasn't trying to get your dick

"Walmart. They were only $25, can you believe it? Plus I had a gift card because I'd returned my old shoes."

Gets them wet every time.

I got them at the homeless shelter where i liv... uh... i mean work.

"Let me ask you this- if you take shoes off a dead guy is it still technically stealing?"

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The place you purchased them?

Topkek

lmao

Yep

Tell em a FUCKING story

These shoes? Well you see, at the time, I was wearing an entirely different pear of shoes. Those shoes weren't like these at all - much bigger, and brown for that matter. Anyway, I was walking outside on account of wearing those shoes, when an old mate of mine informed me of a shoe sale. I was broke of course, so I didn't go, but it got me thinking you know? I really could go to a shoe sale, just not right now. So I started saving money, see? Yeah, saving up money. Six days later I was buying shoes like a madman. All kinds of shoes, and most kinds of colors, except pink and spic, never really felt manly in those. But at the end of the day, none of those shoes really fit. But these shoes? They're perfect.

>th-thanks I made them myself

>entertaining women on command
cringe

My mom bought them like 10 years ago

>what, these old things? my mummy bought them for me

You should have said "You like my shoes? What else do you like about me?"

You should have at least said thanks? Like it should be an automatic response....

is this arteezy?

a random girl told me she liked my shirt
said thanks, and that my grandma bought it for me.

it was a lie tho cos i bought it myself at the goodwill

Works every time

You did exactly what you were capable of doing, you sad autistic fuck.