I think I'm going to have to move to a different house in university. >Start taking exclusively cold showers at the start of summer >This is pretty easy >Never go back to hot water, always as cold as it can go and straight away >Today >First proper day of winter, its cold as fuck, first real frost >Shower is at a whole new level >Oh fuck
>Washing my hair gives me a headache because of the ice cold water right on my scalp >Unable to hold back shouts in shock >Then my body starts pumping me full of fucking adrenaline or something because I just start shouting random shit >My shouts progress from "AAH, OOH, AAH", to "AAAAA I'M IN HELL I'M IN HELL AAAA HELP ME IN IN HELL", "NOOOOOO, PLEASE NO MORE NOOO AHHHHHH" and "FUCKING WATER FUCKING WATER FUCKING AAAAAAA" >The stuff I'm saying is so funny that I start laughing in between screaming >Power through the shower and finally finish >Feel really fucking pumped because I still have the adrenaline >Start flexing in front of the mirror while saying more stupid shit >"YEAH BABY YEAHAHAHAHA" "OOOOH YEAH BABY YEAH WOO WOO WOO WOO" >Having a legitimately fun time so I'm laughing the whole time >10 minutes later walk into kitchen and everyone is staring at me silently. >Oh fuck I thought everyone was in class >Turns out they all heard me the entire time because I was fucking shouting
the fact that they just stared at you awkwardly instead of laughing and asking what the fuck you were doing tells me that you probably already had an autistic relationship with them in the first place
Caleb Diaz
If they were real friends they would have joined in
assert your dominance and fuck their girlfriends make sure to make the same noises so they can recognize you. make them have a pavlovian experience of fear every time you open your mouth and go AAH OOH AAH, OOOH YEAH BABY. they wont think you're retarded then, will they? those motherfuckers need to learn some respect
My sides are obliterated at the mental image of OP fucking some chick while maniacally howling autistic noises and laughing in between
Lucas Watson
had a very very similar experience last year at work and it was one of the major reasons i quit and found a new job >work as delivery driver at builders merchant >small branch with 6 employees and local community of customers >when bored in the van I become Autismus Maximus >listen to sepultura while shouting stuff like "ill rape your dog" >singing in a high pitched fake scottish accent >trying my best impressions of sesame street characters >used to pretend I was the captain of a space ship loudly declaring my actions like "thrusters engaged" when accelerating, "jenkins get your ass on that laser turret" when people overtake me and "side port of ship secured PREPARE FOR TAKEOFF" >screaming nigger for fun because nobody is listening >one day go into work everyone staring at me in disbelief and laughing >they were messing around with the dash cam from the van in the office in front of customers >fucking died inside when i realised there was a microphone in the thing
>Hot water knob? Haven't touched it in months. I'm actually currently going through the process of having it uninstalled from my plumbing, they should be coming out sometime next week. I had to list a reason(s) on the work order as to why I am requesting my hot water knob to be removed and discarded. Would you care to hear the reasons? Well stay tuned friend. 3 reasons:
>1. Discipline >2. Mental toughness >3. It raises my testosterone
>My property manager was initially questioning my reasons, but I explained to her that by taking cold showers I am actually able to develop discipline and mental toughness. After a long and heated (note that I needn't anything heated, especially my water) debate, I was able to convince her to put the work order in. Now I'm living a great life, warm water free. I even started forcing my gf to take cold showers with me. I refuse to date an inferior female, and I explained to her that if she can't learn to accept and love cold showers as I have then we really have no business being together anyways.
>She's already received a black mark for questioning my NoFap practices stating that she wants my seed and wishes me to release my seed. Should she continue in this non-stoic fashion then I don't see us lasting much longer.
OP obviusly was referring to Dante, you brainlet. The Divine Comedy brilliantly presents a hell in levels, in which the last level is FREEZED. To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand the Original Poster. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also OP's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance.
honestly, it's fun to take a cold as fuck winter shower and yell like a bitch
everyone on fit should do it
Levi Bennett
thanks for brightening my day OP, truly based
David Peterson
Glad you pointed this out because i was about to myself
fucking troglodyte ignoramuses
Cameron Allen
user what do you propose exactly? Are we to starve reddit of fun until they stop checking on us? That just means not having fun ourselves. Also that is more or less the plot of Halo, which I really does mean reddit is cancer
Hunter Nelson
Post body to know whether to cheer or laugh
Gabriel Green
Yeah if you’re very autistic people will find out eventually no matter what op sorry
Jeremiah Bell
Put me in the SiR comic.
Christian Gomez
>based /fitlit/
Justin Myers
if real you are truly a madman holyfuck mine sides have been depleted
That's a horse hoof without the whole "hoof" part, if you know what I mean
Brody Sanchez
A finger without the nail, like your'e seeing the nailbed
Benjamin Allen
When sources recommend cold showers, all studies say that the benefits come from 70-80° water, faggot
Andrew Robinson
Fucking lost it
Ryan Stewart
Not cap worthy retard
Hudson Jenkins
Just say you were really high
Jordan Sanchez
I can't stop looking at this.
Christian Lopez
look at you stud
Alexander Hernandez
Chad here, this.
Noah Watson
>vacations with friends >its a 50 people group >i dont know that much half of the people here >share room with 3 guys >all of them leave >get to the shower >huge mirror in front of shower >pose while bathing >mirin >start shouting FUAAAAAAAAAAAAARK >NICE LATS BRAH >LOOK AT THAT DICK BRAH >start fapping loudly >YEAAAAH BUDDYYYYYY >get dressed in the bath >keep posing >hear a noise >"uhh boys?" >"yeah user, i came back, i forgot something haha" >"come pose with me faggot" >we are both semi naked posing in front of the mirror >i have dem dere lats >he has a nice pair of pecs >my group of friends enter the room >some of them laugh, some of them get nervous >h-haha i guess we knew user was gay? >i-im not gay >haha okay
Dominic Jackson
i think you're retarded too
Christopher Torres
I do the exact same shit when I'm delivering, if that happened to me I would walk out immediately and never return
