Cripplingly autistic and depressed user from yesterday that was asking about escorts. Shared a lot of good feels with fellow Torontobros and promised to make a Toronto thread today.
So get the hell in here and have a shitpost, a laugh and talk to the others living in this dystopian shithole.
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justice.gc.ca
leolist.cc
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pureorientalasianescorts.com
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you can get up to 5 years in jail for getting a hooker in ontario, ya dingus
Who else /Fit4Less/ here?
We had a very long talk about it yesterday, the thread's still archived. Escorts are legal here, as long as you don't pay for the sex. Lots of legal loopholes and the police doesn't give a fuck since we've just hit our homicide record.
>tfw only gym within 10 miles is LA fitness.
It's not that bad though. Mostly pretentious normalfags but hey, I can lift in peace and there's no fucking nuclear alarm for when someone picks up anything heavier than a soi shake.
justice.gc.ca
I dont know how getting an escort and not paying for sex makes any sense but the law is pretty clear that paying for sex is illegal
Hamilton/Markham bro here
Fuck Toronto, what a fucking shithole of a city, I'm glad I'm not any closer to it
Markham is godly if you can speak Chinese.
I love just how empty the city is. Toronto is so crowded, and Markham is just a sea of tranquility. Also, the food is good and cheap (or at least it was 2 years ago, when i went there)
For fucks sake user, I'm trying to explain to you. The law allows escorts because you're not paying FOR SEX. You are paying for a surrogate relationship and THEN sex happens, but it's legal because technically the escort just says that she was genuinely attracted to you in the middle of the meeting. Paying FOR sex is illegal, paying for a companion and then having sex for FREE is legal. It's a loophole and everybody uses it.
Also, just recently been checking out the escorts in preparation to book. I've seen an incredible selection of qt Asian girls but the photos are all blurred out and watermarked, the sites look like they were made in the 90s. My dick says yes, but my inner /x/fag says this is a phishing scheme or a path to getting robbed. Do the sites look this shit on purpose, or is something off?
Don't pay some whore bro. Sex without love is not a pretty thing. Seek to make yourself whole, and the rest will fall into place. Build it and they will come.
>someone from Hamilton calling Toronto a shithole
tip top kek
go on leolist.cc my niga
t. have seen a few dominatrixes from this website
Oh hey user. It's the dude from last chat. Let me know if you wanna talk personally to me. You have my Kik.
Fellow York-region fag. Don't like the rising crime rates but at least we're not in fucking downtown where it's a literal warzone.
F4l gang
Can somebody make a Toronto Jow Forums discord?
Only in Hamilton for uni. Hometown is Markham
Yep Markham is awesome. Not chinese, but still. Food is amazing, and the city is big and peaceful
Love doesn't fucking exist buddeh and I've stopped believing in it a long time ago. It's just conditional lust. We had a massive thread about this yesterday. Not asking for relationship advice, just want to talk to fellow Torontobros.
Aye, still not home so I haven't had a chance to get my smartphone.
Fuck, not too many Asian ones though. I really like the ones that look like JAV models. Thanks for the resource anyways brah.
Hamilton Shitholer here, grew up in Niagara, I think Burlington is a great compromise. Does anyone agree? And yes I'd stay far away from Toronto.
Any Ryerson boys here? I wanna know it you're depressed like I am.
Woohoo for not being smart enough for U of T
all these ads seem fake to me. maybe im just too paranoid that ill get mugged or say the wrong thing and actually incriminate myself like an idiot . wish it was like germany or poland and just fully legal so the people were licensed and 100% legit
Where my Scarborough people at?
What program are you at Mac, looking to transfer to complete my degree in ece, currently at Mohawk.
Burlington is a-okay, not too many places to go there sadly. On one hand Toronto is complete shit, but there's a lot of places to go there. I've been to all the museums, exhibitions, etc and I've run out of places to explore now.
Wind today was fucking crazy. My airpods almost went flying holy fuck.
Absolutely this, I just want to know if the ads are supposed to look this fake or not. Kind of makes sense, butit looks like the photos for the same place were taken in different locations with completely different lighting and backgrounds. No idea why and it's the only thing spooking me.
Any of you have experience with escorts here?
Brampton fag but living near high park now
Someone on the street said Toronto is just becoming San Francisco, Apparenly there is an old garbage disposal site nearby and garbage gas keep leaking out everywhere, smells horrible, but so does most of Toronto, there's a homeless person on every block, I saw one with a custom made sign (like one of those for sale signs, thick durable plastic) that said plox gibe change, someone brought a pitbull with no leash on the streetcar, bitched to the driver, mayor removed rent controll so im willing to bet were gonna have a housing chrisis soon
It's cold
I hate it here
Funny coincidence, I'm actually in 3rd year comp eng.
Are you doing b. Tech or something?
York Region here, we had a blizzard and hit -15 with wind chill, fuck us. I think I have a cold now.
We're gonna make it brah. Don't know how though. It really is all going to shit.
>higher crime than New York now
>dude weed lmao almost crashed into me on my drive today
>see way more crashes now and a lot of shit drivers from the 3rd world now
prairiefag here, should I move to Toronto? I wanna live in a big city
No. Just no. Don't even think about it. Fuck this place, move to Waterloo or York or anywhere else, anywhere in the GTA so you can get access to Toronto whenever you want but NEVER move directly into Toronto.
>cesspit
>always fucking loud
>always polluted
>always someone getting shot
>disease and homeless people dying everywhere, depressing sight
>no fucking skyline, constantly deal with planes flying overhead
yes b tech comp eng, switched from loo after I failed outta physics and went through a existential depression phase. I mean it sure beats killing myself.
I'd recommend transferring to Mac for the sweet b.Eng degree. Shame about your past, but shit happens. Waterloo is rough.
Problem with transferring and getting through, is marks and prereqs keep going up. I needed like a 7.5 to get into the comp stream, where it was like a 5 the year before. The profs that actually matter are really good, but the workload is kinda awful
hamilton chicago deep dish pizza
Here is a list of girls I've seen that had a great time with:
Breanne Banks: twitter.com/breannebanks_
Courtney Powers: twitter.com/Courtney_5295
D'arcy: twitter.com/thedarcyeffect
Alexandra: leolist.cc/personals/female-escorts/hamilton-niagara/hamilton_outcall_only_classy_girl_next_door_burlington-3909830
Also I try to stay away from whores from Montreal most of them act like they are horrified bbbj, when the reality is they have a sugar daddy that nuts in them with their hiv positive load on a weekly basis.
If I think of more I'll post em!
even these seem to good to be true. im probably just a pussy.
Alexandria
>D&D free
Fuck this thot, I bet she likes Pathfinder
is there something to look for specifically to know if it's fake or not? Can you find me some in london ontario
not going to lie she looks kinda disgusting in her picture, but when I saw her she was very clean and loves to be fucked rough, I'm too much of a pussy though thinking I'll hurt a girl.
Come on brah don't you have any Asians?
I've fucked 1 chink and 1 nigger. Both were bad experiences. I'll stick to white pussy.
I wouldn't know, all I see is a picture not available but I assume that's because I'm not signed in
Eh, my problem with white women is that they're massive whores to the point where a regular white woman behaves and looks more like a whore than a literal prostitute of any other nationality.
I don't know why, but it's just repulsive.
>3lbs of makeup
>hit the wall at the speed of light
>most are skinnyfat with shit genetics due to years of inbreeding
Just looksbadman.jpg
Reverse lookup pictures, google phone number and check terb and sp411 for any reviews. Let me know if there is one you're interested in and I can give you my amateur opinion.
funny enough people drop 3pl8 diddlys at the F4L i go to and the alarm never goes off
Move out of that shit city and you'll suddenly feel like you have a soul again.
I just don't like how Canadians act like everyone is so nice around here.
Nobody really cares for anyone and that's fine but I always have to hear the Canadian meme of how Canadians are so nice eh?
the first looks very sketchy probably fake pics
the second seems to have reviews and good reviews that is, I think you'd be better off seeing the white thot.
F4l Waterloo erb please say hi I'm the Asian that doesn't know what I'm doing can squat 2 pl8
sounds cool. thanks
People are pretty nice in English speaking homogeneous areas with reasonable populations.
can it possibly be as bad as vancouver? I had to choose between UofT and UBC and I think I fucked up tbqh.
Alright brahs fuck it, I've made up my mind. I hate to use the normalfag advice of "do it or you'll regret not doing it", but it's literally now or never.
I'm at peak performance, in the middle of my cut, day 30 of nofap and feeling confident. Going to hire an escort and fuck her brains out.
Does this place look legit?
pureorientalasianescorts.com
Thanks for helping me yesterday anons, I owe you all one.
I'll be honest with you, I think it's worse than Vancouver. Travelled to Vancouver once but I think it's actually marginally better.
good luck
Hello my fellow faggots
OP IS THE ONLY FAG HERE, REMEMBER!
Thanks mate. I'll add 1x10lb plate for every single one of you tomorrow to my bench.
>Brampton fag
Jesus, I'm so sorry
Miss' here. Spent a couple months over in Brampton once. Never again
>love doesn't fucking exist buddeh
I didn't say it's pointless, I said it's nonexistent. It's be great if love was real and trust me, I would be the happiest man on earth if true love was a thing and whatever else every other autist on the internet wants. But through many an experience I've learned that it's not present in this world. Perhaps we will find it in the next one, but here, I have given up.
No use in trying to look for unicorns if they don't exist. I'll just become a recluse that travels the lands getting his dick wet and enjoying his hobbies.
Markham bro here, surprised you're not Chinese.
Hamilton sucks the life out of me man, atleast toronto has character, really makes me wanna kill myself when I come here for school. Im a north york fag originally, super comfy and drugs are pretty cheap
Cousin of mine depends on it when his clubbing gets him deep in debt instead of deep in pussy
Felt good lad, felt like I had one of those prosthetic hookhands
Aight there kiddo, op hasnt delivared anything for him to be a faggot about
Any lads here can reccomend me a physio/strength coach place? I have some insurance money that I can spend and my left hamstring has been needing some love (deadlift is literally half of where it should be)
Btw Ill open a toronto discord right now if you guys are down for some degeneracy?
Sup. Pretty sure I'm the last white man alive here.
GL where the old Future Shop used to be on Kennedy is pretty sweet.
Make the discord, I need to dump my shitposts.
discord gg/j238Nh
Welcome in lads
>reading through the thread
>all these guys living in toronto talking about how much they hate it, what a shithole it is
>mfw living in BC
just fyi, everyone in the rest of canada fucking despises you.
Be my gymbro, faggot
BC is another shithole, GL buying a tiny home for 2mil.
>Miss’ here
Oh hey I lived there last year moved to oakville now, what area? I lived just under lakeshore west
>he thinks BC is just vancouver
lol SEETHING TORONTONIGGER
>living in a province filled with commie bugmen and run by the NDP
kys
Isn't fit4less crowded and dirty as fuck? Anytime Fitness bro here, shit is cash.
>hamilton
Lower mainland? I'm in Vancouver curious if there are many /fit people at the gym I go to
>lakeshore west
Shit, I'm just north of Lakeshore, near central Miss'
How's Oakville?
>Don't like the rising crime rates
You guys exaggerate so much, as if we were becoming a warzone or some shit
>Chinatown: The Province
Expired REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I go to Goodlife at Markville Mall. Usually there in the early as fuck AM cause of work.
On the Queensway? If you see a fit, blue eyed, kind of short kid at around 4 o'clock, say hi. Tell him his brother sent you.
t. Hasn’t been in Toronto for more than a day
>he thinks the GTA is the same as Toronto
t. SEETHING BC cuck.
You're probably just jealous because your province doesn't have any fucking federal authority meanwhile we wuz kangz and the queen likes US the most and not YOU people.
Who /LA/ here?
Well i can tell you u fell for the asian escort meme in Vienna and was greeted by a Chinese grandma. Pictures were like what you see on the jav videos etc, but that lady was at least 55 years old. She had nice tits though a bit saggy ofc but whatever, i fucked her either way like there was no tomorrow. I wanted to punish her wrinkled ass for tricking me
I don't WANT to be in Toronto for more than one day at a time. Need a week to recover from it after leaving.
I’ve posted in Jow Forums and /trv/ but absolutely 0 (you)s. Coming to Toronto for vacation with some frens for a week next month any recs for things to do?
>why Toronto it’s a fucking shithole
Idk we’re a bunch of poor Ohioans and just want to go to a big city
discord gg/j328Nh
Come on in boys, I finished adding a few shitty channels and roles
Gonna need a partner when I leave uni for the holidays
t. never been outside of vancouver
>>he thinks the GTA is the same as Toronto
yes, yes i do. it's all one giant shithole
Fuck. I did not think of that. Should I engage autism and try spying on the women entering and leaving the parlor before booking so I can scout out their supply?
If you've been in Toronto for more than a day, you'd know everything he said is true. It's quite literally the worst place in the entire country
>it's all one giant shithole abloo bloo
stay in your country burger, we don't like you
>Americans
Please go away
Where are you from? I live in the West end close to Etobicoke and it’s really not that bad
correct. continue to seethe
It’s calmer than Miss, less things to do but it’s definitely more comfortable if you can afford it. Less broke people and therefore whiter population and they’re nicer. There are crazy big houses (for in-city) near QEPCC too. I envy those. They are like the rich people houses in Lorne park and port credit area but they’re even better fuck my mouth is watering
Then no shit. When people refer to Toronto, especially outsiders, they are usually referring to the downtown area. Which is a flaming shit hole