Can I eat raw gluten?

>not appreciating old south park
I hate zoomers

because I've been eating gluten based products all my life

>what is seitan

Go on then eat the gluten m'kay

Incomplete protons ma dude

that's why i'm eating animal protein too, vegan shit is good as long you don't eat vegan

Cottage cheese is the cheapest protein source available.

How much electrons do you eat in a day?

I get my electrons from huffing gasoline

South Park still generally hits more than it misses.

redpill me in cottage cheese

I dont think cottage cheese is a language

gluten intolerance is like lactose intolerance and ADHD - made up bullshit so doctors can get more money and "sufferers" can feel special

Wrong.
>stop cringing at my cringefest
Pic related. Beyond redemption. Unironically kys.

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>Why the would you want to do this?
it's so fucking cheap

Correct

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HIT OR MISS

>that reference
>old south park
I think you might be the zoomer here

`pee

It is still a millions of people you retrd

I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS
HUH

It’s literally uselsss protein because it’s incomplete and thus has very little bioavailability.

It’s honestly sad that this isn’t the first answer in this thread.
Protein is not equal to protein, the source matters.

You should make seitan out of it

Gluten will fuck your intestines up even if you are not celiac.

This
>2.5 million years of evolution (2,500,000)
>b-buh we been eating da bread for 7000 yearz
Enjoy your low test, autoimmune disorders, heart disease, and cancer!

Depends on my energy levels

snort dat shit

we've only been eating meat in large amounts for 10 thousand years

data and evidence?

...and I don't want to see scientific reports about obese niggers who eat 8 doughnuts a day and spaghetti for dinner. Data and evidence that wheat and other grains, when part of a balanced diet, fucks up your testosterone, immune system, cardiovascular system, and predisposes one to cancer

Do you eat a lot of termites?

There isn't any, because people were eating grains as a staple long before people had the food security to study its effects on themselves.

>season 18
>old south park

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>There isn't any
so you're saying that user either made it up or parroted a momscience blog? that's a yikes from me

>he doesn't believe in this one simple trick discovered by a mom

>doctors hate her!

>Dr Bro Science

It’s not completely made up. Most people are buying into the fad who do tolerate gluten ok though.
For example, my father has tested over and over and his arthritis always gets triggered by gluten

It's what's in OP's pic, says it right there on the bag.

Lactose intolerance exists, as does celiac disease (only 1% of pop tho).

Adhd and gluten intolerance are both bullshit though; the former is psychology and therefore fake, and the latter has found to be solely nocebo.

Jesus Christ just eat Seitan. Season that bitch up with whatever you want.

>old south park

and if he's not allergic to gluten then why does it matter?

>start eating meat
>brain size doubles
>become global apex predator