Reminder that caffeine stops neurogenesis in the brain and makes you stupid
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>60 mg of caffeine a day to mice
Jesus christ isn't the human equivalent like drinking a 100 cups of coffee a day? Surprised those mice even lived a week
Why are coffee drinkers so defensive when you suggest quitting?
nice work shilling your own video you skinny cunt, but genuinely good idea, i always fail trying to cut coffee
Im a huge caffeine fan and I think its because deep down you know you drink too much but you cant stop so you defend it with "muh health benefits"
t. caffeine addict
Lemme tell ya /calvinklein/, coffeeniggers are the worst subhumans to ever be shat out into civilization..
>le coffee drinking machine amirite?
>le can't get any work done without my copheee xDD
>le guise i need le coffee first thing in the morning
>le le fifty gallons isn't enough for me
>im like, going through caffeine withdrawal rn hoooolyy craaaap xDDD
>us koders amirite?
Coffeeniggers are the worst thing to ever happen to this Earth. I see so many of these faggots at university, holy fucking shit, pretending their stupid habit is some life-threatening addiction, unable to use their pea sized brains until they drink that hot Satan jizz. These Pavlov dog motherfuckers need to be put down.
Weaning makes the most sense to me.
It seems so harmless and objectively it pretty much is. I just can't stand the fact that my brain tells me daily "I need a coffee". Makes me feel weak.
Saw the coffee thread last night. I quit after reading the whole thread, literally there and then. I was drinking a flask a day, plus a mug in the morning and when i got home. That's like 2 litres. Anyway, I'm a bit foggy today but fuck it. Everything I've ever quit was a snap decision cold turkey.
I do like a hot drink on site though, so my flask or filled with camomile tea.
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Same here, quit after yesterday’s thread
As a gastroenterologist, we've known that coffee is bad for a long time.
Caffeine in general or coffee specifically?
both
Why didn't you say anything?
black Tee > coffee niggers
It had to wait until Monster was being shilled on Jow Forums
Read the actual fucking paper. even with 10mg/kg it is at least 600mg (for a twink guy) which is an equivalent of taking 4 cans of Monster energy daily over a course of four weeks..
+1
lmao, i take coffe since i'm 8 years old, now i'm 22 yo, was (literally) the highest score from my school, now i'm finishing law without failing a single assignment, coffee it's not healthy 100% but will not make you stupid
Any amount of Monster is good for you. It's coffee specifically that is the problem.
Jesus, it's like you haven't seen the totally organic not-forced memes around Monster
Okay then, 6 cups of coffee ( again, for a twink-sized guy 60kg weight) daily can cause some fucking depression and shit, yes
good, im too smart for this world anyway
Human Equivalent Dose (HED in mg/kg) = [Animal Dose (mg/kg) × Animal K*m] ÷ Human Km*
Mouse K*m* = 3
"K*m* in humans is usually given as 37 for a 60kg human"
(60mg/kg * 3)/37=4.86 mg/kg
So a twink would only need like 291mg of caffeine for this shit to kick in. That's only like 3 cups of coffee or 2 cans of monster. Pretty feasible for a depressed faggot
I get where you're coming from but studies in mice, despite the use of HED, are virtually ONLY used to justify a human study to confirm results. They are never used to extrapolate a finding from mice to humans unless it is to identify hugely dangerous substances that would be unsafe for human use.
Not only this but neurogenesis is at best a tricky outcome because things like cocaine and anti-depressants induce neurogenesis - they just happen to be in very specific neural pathways. They will not make you smarter.
Most importantly of all, pay attention to the discussion section of the paper. They explicitly state that caffeine likely affected the sleep cycles of the mice, and sleep is a known variable in neurogenesis. I.e. they fucked with the sleep cycles and it's impossible to tell whether the application of caffeine or the lack of sleep was the catalyst.
>These Pavlov dog motherfuckers need to be put down.
also: coffee makes your mouth smell bad
and stains your teeth
I haven't had caffeine in months, and I only ever got it from dr pepper and coke, but I quit drinking soda entirely.
I am a big brain nibba now