I Fucked Up

>be me
>celebrating Thanksgiving dinner with my family
>parents, two sisters, aunt, uncle, their kids, sisters boyfriend's are there
>mom passes me stuffing and asks me what I am thankful for
>I don't answer
>she asks me "what's wrong pumpkin you seem kind of down"
>at this point I snap
>"how can you be happy sitting here stuffing your faces with carbohydrates and chemicals as kikes work day in and day out to undermine our way of life"
>everyone looks at me in shocked silence
>my dad tells me to go to my room without food
>and run upstairs and slam my door


That's my Thanksgiving so far how is yours? My sister just texted me saying her boyfriend who was at the table is half Jewish. I am trying to psych myself up to go downstairs and punch him.

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nice

0/10 larp

So glad I deprogrammed myself from this garbage

W-what do you mean deprogram...? How... asking for a friend?

>I am trying to psych myself up to go downstairs and punch him.
Do it. Sing Horst Wessel Lied as you beat his kike face in.

Realise that pretty much everyone hear is retarded and the only purpose of this place is amusement, not a source genuine advice or insight

wait you actually thought Jow Forums was a source of genuine advice and insight at first?

at least you didn't make a pass as your visiting step-sister that several people overheard
>at least I got to see her blush and smile a little
>def going to masturbate to that later

shit you got me

What a loser you are.
Incel

Lol
Go punch him. I wanna here the story about how s jew beat your ass in

But do you mean all that stuff is wrong? Like all of it? As in lets go vote for hillary?

You'll be penniless and on the streets by December

For having an opinion? Land of the free

story

When you live under someone elses roof you follow their rules. You are an embarrassment to your parents right now.
They are going to kick you out and then you can experience the "land of the free" first hand.
Lol

Someone took babbies first red pill

Greentext please so I can masturbate too

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>When you read so many Jewish themed shitposts you gaslight yourself into an alternate reality and it ruins your relationship with your family

You played yourself

So you're saying pol is wrong?

Yes. /pol is ALWAYS wrong

holy fuck
how old are you dood

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was invited to go to parent and step parents for dinner but decided not to because I didnt feel like spending the evening with them and the useless drug addict losers who they cant figure out how to stop enabling. Father would have been only good company (get to see him almost every day through work) spent all day doing chores at home and working on classic car. 10/10 would decline invite again

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What kind of car?

A 1998 toyota camry

Jow Forums IS ALWAYS RIGHT your shill is showing steinburg.

Jesus Christ, don't let Raimi write your Thanksgiving speech next time

71 chevy
nice try faglet

Lol. Is that a classic?

meant second link for the camry poster ._.

First, /pol is ALWAYS wrong. ALWAYS.
Second, I'm not Jewish

I just picked up a

I just picked up a 74 Pontiac Firebird espirt.
Needs a little work and a Sierra gold paint job.

My 98 Camry just got some flames on the side and a spoiler. Gon a try to sell it at a show next month

Sure shlomo

>As in lets go vote for hillary?
>no mention of politics yet you bring it up anyway

HAHA LE MAGA XDXDXD

That's great champ. I'm sure you can get about $600 dollars for it.
Kek

WTF DRUMPF BROS IT WAS OUR TURN

Le just saw American History X
Le make silly shitpost on Jow Forums saying I recreated it

Holy crap dude did you get raped by a trump supporter or something user?

Lol. /pol is full of fat,neckbeard losers.
They have no friends outside of the internet and no girl will ever want them.
Everyone who disagrees with them is a jew. Protip:they aren't.

of course not, that would require a trump supporter having sex

>got high on phenibut and went to visit grandmother in assisted living facility
>danced with senile old women for an hour
>one old woman (whom I'd never met before) cried and said she'd thought I'd forgotten her

thanksgiving madness, brehs

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Uh huh big guy. I think you need to go backk to reddit because Jow Forums is Jow Forums. Also wait a minute I am gonna go fuck my wife of 4 years brb big guy.

You glow in the dark, go back to pol and fuck with the polacks

>eating turkey at the thanksgivinf
>intense serving scene between mom and stuffing
>slouch down my seat and yell,
"how can you be happy sitting here stuffing your faces with carbohydrates and chemicals as kikes work day in and day out to undermine our way of life"
>everyone laughs
>sister's black guy sucks his teeth and says, "You aight, white boy"
>hear "He cute" from one of the cousins

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>he bought the "kikes run the world" line fed to insecure white boys hook line and sinker
>meanwhile capitalists of all colors are severely exploiting all working class people while you're too busy researching bullshit conspiracy theories
wew lad, edgy

You sound like you do not even lift user, you might wanna go back to fat general. You are either a skelly fag, or a fat fag. Either way you want mohammeds/pedros/tyrones cock in your wife.

The only ones being exploited are the illegals who come here to work for tyson chicken for 25 cents an hour.

opportunity cost

every hired illegal is a potential 0.5 legal employee who isn't hired

Awe. You did a good deed on a holiday. Good for you

>boss steals 99% of the value produced by your labor
>gives you back 1% in the form of a wage
hehe good little worker, don't question capitalism. here, check out this racist bullshit conspiracy theory to keep you occupied

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Lol. Sorry champ, you dont have a wife.
Telling everyone to go back to lereddit when they dont agree with you is always your answer to make yourself look good.
It doesn't work fag.
I'll let you in on a little secret fag, your board and this one are going away by the bv end of the year. Why do you think the other website is advertising friendly boards only? Kek.
Enjoy your loneliness when your internet boyfriends go away.

>immigration hurts workers
>also anyone who hates immigration is brainwashed by capitalists
Ummm... sweaty.????

I lift. More than you every will pudgy.
How insecure you are that you are so afraid of someone else sleeping with your imaginary wife.
Lol,you are pathetic.

SEETHING.

SEETHING

I never said you would fuck my wife boyo, Seems like you want someone to fuck yours :) I am just a boomer you filthy zoomer

I don't think it counts. I was high as fuck.

yes be mad at immigrants, and not the fatass bosses who do no labor, and fire competent employees so they can take an opportunity to severely exploit another worker.
good little worker. don't you ever question capitalism.

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Baste and breadfilled

Ok champ. Whatever you say.
Lol

fucking zoomers. No respect for their elders or nation.

I'm older than you jackass and I respect my nation. I just dont respect you or anyone on this website.

fucking zoomers.

Fucking immature Millennial faggots.

Bruh. It's fucking Thanksgiving.
It's one of what...Three? Four? Days during the year where it's socially acceptable to be a gluttonous piece of shit and shove 4,000 calories down your gullet and do nothing all day but eat, sleep, and drink egg nog that's spiked with so much rum and brandy that you can't even taste the actual eggnog anymore.
Boo-hoo, you put on two pounds. At least you put on two pounds feasting with your loved ones and having a good time. If you're actually Jow Forums, the occasional holiday gorge ain't shit in the long run.

>oy vey, the goys are getting wise!
>better call them incels

exactly this.
if you're so autistic about your eating plan you can't enjoy a fucking holiday with your family and not worry about what you eat, then you have absolutely no discipline.
it's easy to 100% avoid something or totally indulge yourself every day. what proves you have discipline is having it in moderation, and enjoying "bad" food on a holiday with your family should not be a problem.

SEETHING much zoomer?

it's bulking season brother, just eat some carbs

>one old woman (whom I'd never met before) cried and said she'd thought I'd forgotten her
I really don't need these fucking feels right now.

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I'm mad at both tho... so...???

>being this mad
>"y-you're going away goy!"
You can't stop us.

No millennial I'm not. Go eat another tide pod

Lol. You are already stopped.

Dead meme and using millenial as an insult, Zoom zoom.

>already stopped
Uhm, no sweetie. I'm just getting started.

Sure big guy, sure. You shlomo is showing shecklburg.

>being an autistic failure
The absolute state of this board

Pretty sure it was just a shitpost user.

>Jow Forums is Jow Forums

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You did nothing wrong.

Peak incel

Its is sad but true user. It is the most popular, most watched most trafficked board.

underrated based post

consider that if someone comes to a conculsion honestly, however ignorantly, their view comes from a place of authenticity. furthermore consider that being angry at people you have never met might as well be being angry at the ice age, or the fucking plague. you already know of many things that do harm outside of your control and you dont waste your time or energy obsessing about it.

> think "why the fuck has another thread devolved into Jow Forums bullshit"
> re-read the OP
Oh, right.

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Uhmm no faggot. You are stopped.

Truth hurt millennial? You are a failure in life and on pol.

is phenibut really that potent? extreme autist here looking to enjoy myself for at least a short time

fuck off back to pol

>tfw aunt is in an old folks home deteriorating from Alzheimer's
I'd go visit more but she doesn't recognize me anymore. Genuinely, thanks for almost making me cry though. I know that I need to feel some of this stuff more.

>be me talking with mixed race cousins at thanks giving
>Kavanaugh was successfully appointed the day before
>Racist uncle finds me and says, "hey user sick of winning yet?"
>All my cousin's leave as we quickly proceed to talk about Jews
>No one says shit even though everyone else is liberal
>He says as a Buddhist he isn't allowed to hate mosquitos but he hates niggers far more lol

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>tfw mixed nigga who ate with gf's white liberal family
>joined in on the jew discussion, then the lads slowly changed the topic when they saw it didn't "trigger" me

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found pic of your family

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Look folks, OP is probably shitposting, but you should definitely understand that Jews are just one piece of our ever changing political and social environment and although they are literally anti-Christ and should be expelled from Goyim nations, they are not at fault for everything. The important thing is to strengthen your social bonds so that they can't be destroyed by media kikes who want us all to be deracinated cogs in their economic and moral system.