Who has that video? Also /FPH/

>live in small town.
>deal with obeasts every day
>muh genetics
>muh curves
>gf gets angry with my for lifting and bettering myself
“I miss our junk food time”
>get fitter
>fuck less because she’s insecure
>leave her and home town for city of big people
>everyone here is a politically correct piece of shit but at lease I never deal with the obeasts

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Whitney Waysmore is a Fucking blight on this world

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Rare Pepe

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Done for now.

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bulking and cutting done the incorrect way

>He doesn't boil out his calories
Never gonna make it

>he's not gonna throw me around
Nobody will ever throw you, you fat cow.

>Be the first to like this

I don't post many fph stories so excuse my piss poor storytelling skills but I had to share this one, I'm still thinking about it a day later...

I walk to the tram stop to get to work every day, it's not a hard walk, maybe 15 minutes up a bunch of hillsl then 4 minutes downhill at a slow walk?
Anyway as I get to the top of the hill I see 2 things, my tram leaving my stop and a lady I originally thought was an egg chair leave her house and start walking down the hill in front of me.
Fucking bummer. It's like 30 minutes until the next tram but not the end of the world. I catch up with the waddler in about 10-15 seconds, and in that 15ish seconds since she left her house to start walking down a hill she has already stopped to sit down on someone else's property to have a smoke and catch her breath.
She's barely 3 houses away from hers, I cannot make this shit up.
So I pass her, hiding the disbelief on my face as well as I can as she glares me down and I continue off to my stop and quickly forget about her.
25-30 minutes pass and I see the tram come over the hill and towards us when, what do you know, it's egg chair lady! She's bright red in the face, sweat so thick I could see it in all her crevices and panting like she had run a marathon. but despite my doubt, she had made it just in time to catch the tram and plants herself down in the seat next to me in triumph. The tram comes to a stop in front of us and now all she has to do it stand up, take two steps forward then one step up to the tram.
Instead she looks me dead in the eyes and pulls out a cigarette and a packet of chips, Knowing full well the next tram is in another half hour, and licks the sweat her lips as the doors close and we leave her behind.

It was a 4 minute stroll down a hill… I don't understand how it's even slightly difficult. How do people get to that state?

The stairs would probably break down from the weight.

not sure if it is, but thank you for posting. felt like skipping lifting today. not gonna skip now.

fresh oc, this hog is a YA novelist

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youtu.be/v6mMpE8AaA0

Skip to around 13-14 minutes to see the guy

Op here. Yeah this was it. At some point the guy makes an intelligent comment and all the fatties just blast him with their disillusion

Good moments are @42:09 - the host calls out the hypocrisy which was good.
I have more of a problem with this moment than any other part of the show.

48:55 is the moment the doc says everyone can lose weight. He agree that it's harder for some than other, but that wasnt the question.

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The bottom few steps might die but the top ones are pretty safe.

>it doesn't affect a man sexually whenever a woman is overweight

If by 'doesn't affect' she means 'absolutely repulses' then yeah, I agree.

They get to that state because they value the taste of food over health and being able to function as a normal human being.

Based Julius

Where is its belly button?

If you look at the leg positioning, it's a back

I... I'm speechless

>At thanksgiving with family
>Topic of weight loss comes up among my cousins
>They start giving each other fad diets like fruit only diets or green tea extract shit
>They're all overweight and getting fatter each year
>Meanwhile, I was able to go from 195 to 170 in 6 months all while gaining strength
>Give them some solid advice like to make a lifestyle change according to the weight you want and not a temporary diet
>"user, that doesn't work, you just have good genes"
Weird way to find out I was adopted

Based and redpilled insight viewer.

You know, I don't think I would be nearly as repulsed by fat people if I knew they had gotten fat eating actually good food. At least then it's an actual personality trait. But I've never seen anyone morbidly obese eat a diet of anything but mostly sweets. Because of this, I'm starting to realize that the obesity problem in the West is just sorting out the weak willed people. It's wierd to see Social Darwinism at work.

This hurts my brain

You'll soon learn not to engage with people like that. They don't want actual solutions, they just want either a miracle, or to be justified in their bad habits. If anyone asks, you just eat whatever and do a couple push-ups once in a while.

broke 70 pounds lost this morning
fucking ashamed that i let it get this bad

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>being rough and getting thrown around is normal bedroom behaviour
It's not. Just because you need someone to spit on you and choke you half to death just to cum doesn't mean it's the same for everyone.

> i can't stop putting things in my mouth
> what can i possibly do against it ?
> not putting things in my mouth is NOT negotiable

Do you mean non-negotiable? I bet you have a full head of hair and aren't bald.

not and non mean the same thing, are you a literal retard kiddo?

>being this new
Go back to wherever you came from. Also, using not instead of non in this context is poor grammar silly brainlet.

Haha the wolf looks terrified

It isn't poor grammer it just isn't idiosyncratic of the typical speech pattern. It would be like saying "it was a dark and storming night". Sounds off because the cliche is so set in stone to say "stormy".

I'll never get this. whay does she expect- to be let go? should we all just get obese to break whatever laws we want for free?

youtube.com/watch?v=d5G64KpqXy0&t=2s

It was that easy all along, how could we be so blind

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kek, underrated.

>her skin is tearing me apart AWOOOOOOOOO!!!

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Congrats, user

>Weird way to find out I was adopted
my fucking sides, thanks for the laugh user

>Based Julius
didn't he drop by here because we made a meme out of him?

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>Be me
>Healthy bmi but want to lose some weight
>Shit is hard as fuck, give up after a few months
>Starts eating whatever I want again
>Weigh myself after another month, I gained 5 kilos
>Wtf how did that happen
>Huge appetite now, I can't stop eating
>Hear cigarettes curb appetite, let's try it
>Start smoking one cig a day
>Lost 2 kg the first 2 weeks

Is this the solution?

No. Just have some self control you fuck. 500 cal deficit, run often.

>run often
I think I'd rather get lung cancer desu.

fucking /fa/ggot

a.tumblr.com/tumblr_o1w43x4GGX1v772mro1.mp3#_=_

I'd say walk more, park the car like a block further away etc. It's better than running and a better mode of transportation than biking

You're gonna make it buddy, keep on keeping on

Just reduce your carb intake. not saying go full keto mode, but fats and proteins will have higher satiety, so you won't have as big an appetite

Cigarettes aren’t the solution. The appetite curbing and resultant weight loss is only temporary. Also you won’t be able to do anything without chest pain and coughing after awhile and you’ll always smell like shit. Just look at your diet, cut all sugary bullshit first, eat real food. Exercise is good too, but weight loss is 90% diet

>You take a sip from your trusty Vault 13 canteen

>I'm a slampig that wants to be the one on top for once
I can't think of any other reason for her to post this. She probably gets men in bed, foreplay takes place, she tries to be the dominant one, guy says fuck that and rams her in doggy position 'til he cums.

Oh boy time to blow an hour of my life.

>first speaker so fat she has to sit sideways in her chair

She's so big, that 2L looks like a 600ml.

lmfao

That's her? That's fucking funny, here's a line from one of her books

“Clary wondered if there were any ugly vampires, or maybe any fat ones. Maybe they didn’t make vampires out of ugly people. Or maybe ugly people just didn’t want to live forever.”

That isn't literature, that's some drivel based on her pornographic incest fanfiction about Ron and Ginny Weasley. She just switched out the names.

Kek, what is that from?

Instagram. Fucking hippos.

Speaking of. Snape and his fat tranny sister wives.

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The twist is she wasn't in a car

god this video is so good

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>Too fat to go to jail for negligent homicide (or equivalent bongistan crime).
So summary execution then?

I feel personally attacked.

"causing death by dangerous driving" is our crime, but sadly no execution's available. we could try starving her to death but she'd probably die of a heart attack only 5 years in

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There's something wrong with you bro. Unironically consider watching porn less.

>she'd probably die of a heart attack only 5 years in
kek

>Mysterious, probably doctor, guy getting shit on by 900kg of women when he says energy in

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Im down 180lbs still have another 50 to reach the goal.

Guy who lost 300lbs listens to a whale cope about her fat, et all.

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Christ. How fucking fat were you?

Norwegian Ridgeback takes offense to being asked what her diet is, after claiming she is fit.

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is there any context to this?

lmfao this. What the fuck am I listening to?
>WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME?
>NO WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM MEEE?!

idk I'm 6 minutes in and don't understand. Maybe she's been kidnapped and hates the Jews or something?

She said the Jews always win.

Sounds like a schizophrenic having an episode to me. Nothing makes sense. I got 5:30 in and paused it after she started REEEEEing.

Made it all the way. Doesn't tell you shit.

Its the ex wife of an e-famous diaperfur named shmorky, nigger would withold medicine from her aswell as sex that isnt related to diaper shit(literally)

Who is the squeaky voice woman? Sounds like the mother from that 70s show

the 'squeaky voice woman' is a six foot tall man named dave kelly. or shmorky/daisy as he prefers to be called.

sounds like I could snap him in half, idk about the "man" part.

gtfo it is not. how the fuck is that a male?

>Interestingly, Shmorky is also said to hold furries in low regard due to them telling Shmorky that he wasn't raped.

lmao, what a fucking nerd

Drink''water" died from a heart problem