What is the most disgusting habit/ailment you have that you will never reveal?

Brother!
You are not alone in this

Hey me too, i should really just shave it

Binge eating 5000+ kcal a sitting (not counting liquid kcal).

I thought I was the only one who did this!
Wow.

A mysterious brotherhood of ass braiders

how tf do you shave your ass i want to have a cute butt god damnit, sick of wiping so much too

lay on back in bathtub with ass under the flowing water
use a normal razor and just shave one inch at a time, need to rinse razor many times throughout

its not very disgusting but when im fapping and about to cum i plug my dick and use the friction between my leg and bed during orgasm
then i shoot my load into the toilet
my piss sprays in every direction after i do this though

i think it would be too long to shavw with a razor, dont really wanna put clippers to my asshole tho

I just voted this in this thread

Ingrown toenail.
>try growing it out
>excruciating pain if i just tap my toe
>nail still short
>fuck it i gotta cut it
>just shy of 1/4" long, 1/8" wide fucking dagger on the edge of my nail

I sometimes bleed from my anus. I think my poops can be really hard like a rock that it tears my skin sometimes. Anyways I've never told anyone because im worried they'll think I do gay stuff. I should probably go to the doctor to make sure its not something more serious and internal.

Holy fuck this. I desperately hope nobody ever finds out, although I rarely ever give car rides to anyone.
One of these days I'll get the car a thorough cleaning and when that happens I'll never do it again, I'll always use a tissue to wipe the boogers on.
But only once I get it fucking cleaned.

I want to STOP.

I do this too.

do you hold your shits in for a long time? this happens to me if i let it pack in and get hard and wide
also its not gay to fuck yourself with a dildo bro, quit thinking like that

you two should kiss

>666

Hemorrhoids are truly the devil's butthole illness.
Dude, see a doctor. Tell them your poops are hard and it tears you. They'll understand. They won't think you're doing gay stuff unless they ask, and then they'll trust your answer. But they won't even need to ask if you tell them about the hard poops.

It's possible you have more serious complications, so see the doctor. Likely they may prescribe you stool softener. Maybe you need to eat more fiber, dude.

just eat them

i get ingrown hairs really bad, and sometimes its not possible to pull them out/lance them without cutting the skin. pretty sure its going to kill me when im older, because ill never really notice them until they're really inflamed or infected.

I sniff my finger after I scratch my asshole, and I peel the chapped skin off my lips

i do this to the chair and bed in my room, i can't imagine a girl laying on the bad and seeing boogers i've smeared under the woodwork cause i was too lazy to get up and get a napkin

there are girls that don't mind living in squalor. friend is a slob and is dating a fellow slob

my big toenail is falling off, but I share this fact proudly.

My dick cancer. On the positive side I really am lifting for myself since women would run from my dick.

My babydick has bruises because I jack off too hard to bailey jay. I want cock

I talk to myself in english

I'm spanish

don't we all after watching linetrap?

I have a bunch of sebaceous cysts on my body
Yes sometimes its visible and embarrassing

i got one of those from plant-based protein powder. went back to whey and it stopped producing and more or less went away

Pics pls

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I'm 25 and I have picked and eaten my boogers basically every day for my entire life. I don't know why I never stopped, it tastes very good. I never pick my nose around other people, I only do it in a private bathroom and immediately wash my hands afterwards.

I never get sick and haven't thrown up in 15 years, I wonder if that is part of the reason why

i used to as a kid but realized that im retarded and would probably do it in someones presence, somewhat like how i worry about just randomly saying the word 'rape' or 'kike' in a funny voice for no discernible reason, mid conversation.

its funny, even though i eat my boogers multiple times a day, i dont even touch my face during the day around others

you're cutting your toenail wrong. i used to get them if i cut too close to the skin, but if you just cut straight across you wont get them anymore, or shouldn't.

>had swollen, sore big toe
>put foot in sink full of hot water
>could see the pus leaking out of the wound slowly
was satisfying but disgusting at the same time

also this

Since this is Jow Forums it could be a FTM as well.

Same here, I don't even do it everyday though and I don't wash my hands afterwards.

I do it like every 2 days or so and at random times when I am alone, I don't even think about it anymore and once I catch myself doing it I've already done it.

my left big toe got ingrown and i ended up having to get it removed and regrown like 5 times. pretty bad

ftm seems like the biggest fucking waste of resources. you cant even produce cum, wtf is the point. at least a trap/intact mtf gets the best of both worlds

not gonna make it
I used to have this issue and its sorta fixed after someone else told me I should slip a piece of toilet paper or paper towel between the skin and the toe nail where it digs in. I did it every day for two weeks and I've rarely had issues with it now. I think it gave it a chance to grow out more without digging into the skin.

Thanks guys. I need to schedule a physical soon so once I do that ill bring it up to the doctor. Sometimes I poop fine but other times its literally so hard like a rock and I feel like i'm giving birth. Much appreciated for the advice.

try probiotics or fermented food, like kimchi or similar. helped me.

I like the smell of my ball sweat. I scratch my balls and smell my hands.

Not sure, but testosterone is a hell of a drug and increases gains.

Can we meme feminists into beliving FTMs are the worst misgynists since they are female-erasure and hate feminity?

Don't have a picture, but this is what it looked like pretty much

I've had them since I was a kid and I'd cut them when the pain became intolerable, the nail wouldn't grow fast enough to keep up with the edge,it'd be double what the white part would be. This is by far the worst I've had.

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quit the dairy bro

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Sorry about the dick cancer bro

Sometimes I use a tweezer to pull out facial hair and eat it

I have severe excema on my hands. it’s the worst fukin thing ever. hurts me to hold anything. my parents were always mad at me growing up because i hated washing dishes because of how much the soap irritated my skin. i used steroid cream for years and now my hands are very ugly. I also don’t have fingerprints anymore.

this is actually sort of common. never ever shave and just stick to trimming

I wash my hands once every week and a half maybe.

Just looked that up and i def have had those, i get them on the sides and back of my neck sometimes plus the upper parts of my arms. I also keep having these two recurring cysts in my earlobes that are really fucking annoying.

I've never met anyone in my life that washed their hands after using the bathroom. I'm in their house and they are like brb gotta piss then just come back out. I always wash my hands whenever I enter a bathroom

same bro. same shape and everything.
I only fixed it last year or so. I ended up carefully pulling the tip out of my toe without breaking it off (so it wouldn't regrow into the skin) and kept an eye on it until the skin underneath filled itself in. Now they're normal, although there's still an obvious divot between the middle section of the nail and where it used to be a weapon.

Also this. Also have an excellent immune system.
Apparently I am fucking gross, cause these aren't even the only things in the thread.

I don't have phismosis, but the little banjo string thing on my shaft is too tight and it makes pulling my foreskin down all the way hard. Really embarrassed about it and don't know how it will go down when/if i lose my virginity. I can do everything i need to with my big boi but i am just worried if a girl tugs on it like they do in some of the videos so fucking hard it will rip it or it will rip just in general banging a chick. Maybe they will laugh at me having something wrong i don't know, feels bad.

Pick my nose and eat it. For like 30 years.

Managed to get it down to pick my nose in the bathroom and wipe it off with tissue. Making progress.

I spit and sometimes piss on this one spot on the carpet

I have a shower head enema attachment and in the morning I'll fill my rectum with water then blast out any shit thats in there .... once I'm cleaned out, I'll either uses the water blast to break up any shit rocks and get them down the drain or I'll just mash them down with my finger

Since I moved out and into my own apartment I refuse to purchase toilet paper, I wipe with my hand and then wash my hands with soap in the sink, it's natural, environmentally sound, not lining some fat cats pockets with cash from toilet tissue, learned really quick that you need to keep your fingernails super trimmed if you choose to do this.

Every man does this

i flush the toilet with my toe

i started doing it maybe 6-7 years ago, when i was a lazy pothead teenager, because i didnt want to wash my hands after peeing. so i just flushed with my toe

it was awkward at first, and i stumbled, but now its like, a giant nothing. its easy & i never even think about it

if i take a shit, or if my hands get piss on them or whatever, then ill just flush my hand (usually. i think. i dont really know, because i dont think about it), and obviously i dont do it in public or if someone is watching

but yeah, that, i flush the toilet with my toe, and honestly, i fucking recommend you do too. its good balance-training

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dude, no
no no no

my dude you cannot do this

so what i did when i ran out of toilet paper was, i just washed my ass in the shower, and put some extra effort into making sure it all went down the drain. but then i did eventually buy toilet paper because fug

Like some street shitting Indian?

I make a point of revealing mine. I'm about to quit a job because of my awful anal piles and straight up explain that's the reason. I also routinely discuss how I have type 1 herpes, probably some type of hpv from the unprotected roasties i fucked in my 20's, my IBS, that my joints are those of someone twice my age, and that I'm generally DYEL by now because of it.

I have a wart on my big toe that will not fucking go away. Been to doctor heaps and he freezes it. I buy dry ice myself and freeze it as well. Also tried Salicylic acid, ducttape and deep debriding and doing them all at the same time.

Been trying for about 1.5 years intensely, going to need surgery I think.

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I pick my nose hairs to make myself sneeze.

I do it to my desk. I've done it for years without even thinking about it. I finally had to remove it recently cause I'm moving out and I couldn't have my parents finding it.

Just fuckn dig into it with a knife it will feel good then eat it haha

flick it out the window

I used to do this so bad that I would get sores in my nostrils.

Wow. I'm in awe

Try an essential oil like frankincense. Also, it may not be a wart...could be skin cancer.

I have all these rer spots (brown on the picture for some reason) all over my upper arms, back, ass and legs. My doctor doesn't know what it is and I've had them for as long as I can remember.

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my gf has those, doesn't seem to be an ailment

Meant to write red

Are they cherry angiomas? They are harmless.

Really? So I look like shit but it's normal? Fuck me

I know they are, but they are pretty much the only thing I've been trying to fix that just can't go away

that's keratosis pilaris, user. and it fucking sucks. cold showers help tho

I have been saving my finger and toe clippings for years

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Leonard, is that you?

Impressive, very nice

I have them on my upper arm
My sister is covered in them.

Yep, I started and I just cant stop......

I skip leg days

I shit in the shower and waffle stomp it down the drain. I rarely use toilet paper because of this.

lmfao

why tho

based and shitpilled

Sure dude, I'm sure ego has nothing to do with it.

i do this in public washrooms because fuck touching that shit, i still wash hands tho

I am not really sure why.

why not just take 2 seconds to shit in toilet then clean up in shower instead of putting it down the shower drain, could save plumbing expenses and awkward questions later in life..

user, what you fail to take into account is, these people are fucking autists who WOULD RATHER STOMP THEIR FECES DOWN IN THE SHOWER THAN TO WIPE THEIR ASS LIKE A NORMAL PERSON