I've been doing MMA for 6 years now, and boxing for 7 years, so I could.
And lifting for 4 years. 6'2 and 190 lbs.
I am incredibly fast, and just as reactive. I would just have to wait for him to charge me, dodge him, and then punch him in the face. I will not let loose, one mistake and the gorilla is done for. Of course as always, there will be faggots from here to think this is impossible. Nothing is impossible with willpower my friends, and second of all it's not with your dyel bodies that you will ever accomplish anything.
Any man who have trained whatsoever can beat a gorilla with a knife. Bare hand doesn't have to be more complicated, it's just a question of technics.
it's like saying you can beat a midget power lifter with the mind of a 6 month old baby
William Adams
Gorillas average on 80IQ, which is smarter than most sub-Saharan Africans. They just can't speak, although we'd understand them if they could. Also, they can use sign language.
Thomas Gonzalez
You could punch that thing in the face and i bet it wouldn't even react. Gorillas are sick cunts
Jose Perez
I thought no I could fuck a pornstar with my bare hands, Seriously. I’ve been doing nofap 6 years now and edging for 7, so I know I could. I am incredibly horny, and just as kinky. I would wait for her to orgasm, dodge her and punch her in the crotch. Of course there are faggots who think this is sexist. Nothing is illegwoth money my friends, and second it’s nit like there will be wonton people around.
Any man who has ejaculated can beat a whore with a knife. Bare hand isn’t complicated, it’s a matter of rhetoric.
Caleb Hernandez
So if we can train Gorillas to do sign language why has no one trained a Gorilla to bench press and deadlift? Imagine how strong a powerlifter Gorilla would be?
Ok, worst animal you worked on. Best animal you so,red on and why, please and thanks
Michael Kelly
They cannot do precise movements with their muscles like humans can, making weightlifting difficult
Elijah Murphy
>6’2” and 190 lbs
I’d pay to watch an anorexic fight a gorilla.
Thomas James
Ok a GENERIC gorilla can lift 10 times its weight. It is the strongest living mammal. Do you realize that the only things stronger than a freaking gorilla (weight for size) are beetles and ants? Gorillas are insanely strong dude. A gorilla can tear apart a tiger with ease, which is the strongest feline predator on earth. So yeah you would get Donkey Kong'd like a little bitch in no time.
Henry Campbell
Best animal were the lemurs worst was the chimpanzee. I also got to work with gorillas once and let me say they are strong without any effort.I went to feed one and it was going good then he sperged out and pushed me out of the way but I flew back like a good 10 feet I was 220 ish at the time
Jonathan Adams
If you were cut off from humans for the rest of your life, but you could pick a group of primates to live with instead, would you pick gorillas, chimps, or niggers?
Samuel Turner
OP is a retard. Gorillas have far greater muscle density and can exert much more force with their muscles. One hit and you have broken bones easily. Meanwhile the gorilla would be able to shrug off a direct hit to the head because of a sturdy, squat bone structure. You would get fucking wrangled, OP, they can drag around humans like ragdolls.
Ryan Jenkins
> 6'2 > 190lbs > could be a gorilla in a fight
You're a fucking skinny ass twink mate, you couldn't beat a macaque in a fight
Julian Cooper
Gorillas by far even though theyre intimidating as fuck they for the most psrt are good also I went to africa before and its amazing how much shit they talk about american blacks its fucking hilarious.
Brayden Rivera
I worked at a zoo and a gorilla bent an iron bar like it was nothing.. everyone was speechless lol god I hated that job though
Liam Cooper
I heard this too, pure Africans DESPISE Basketball Americans
Connor Martinez
Why were lemurs so good?
Samuel Green
It really is fucking true bro. It was actually fun when I went to africa thats where I got to be around lions it was terrifying but worth it they actually act like big cats rubbing up in you purring but they def would kill lol
Jeremiah Wilson
Theyre a little more timid so thry kinda scirry away but when thry feel safe they just well come to you its funny when a pack kinda chills all around you
Isaac Thompson
Ok you are correct he would get rekt (this is a common bait/copypasta thread) but you greatly overstimate the strength of a gorilla. Their abilities are exaggerated beyond belief and they aren't nearly as strong as you think.
Oh yeah they kill more people in africa then any other animal by far. Trying to stop them is fucked and whats scary is the size but they are stealthy as fuck
Ethan Martin
>they are stealthy as fuck
Yeah, I heard about one that killed an entire boat of tourists by sneaking up on the boat and capsizing it. Most deadly animal behind the mosquito
Connor White
type strongest animal on earth on google.. have fun
Grayson Perez
I think i could beat my dick in a fight
Seriously.
I've been masturbating for 6 years now, and edging for 7 years, so I could.
And nofap for 4 years. Its 7.5 x 8 inches.
I am incredibly fast and just as reactive. I would just have to wait for it to get up, grab it and then start beating it. I will not let loose, one mistake and my dick is done for. Of course as always, there will be faggots from here to think this is impossible. Nothing is impossible with nofap my friends, and second of all it's not with your small dicks that you will ever accomplish anything.
Any man who have trained whatsoever can beat a dick with lube. Bare hand doesn't have to be more complicated, it's just a question of technics.
Jaxson White
Pro Tip : If you can bop it's nose it'll be stunned and stay perfectly still in the water, repeat until drowning
Cooper Wood
You need to train with chipamzees in order to move to orangutans and then gorillas
