do alpha apes fap or is it only the beta apes that do it ?
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Do alpha apes fap or is it only the beta apes that do it ?
Ryder Price
Angel Jones
>saturday night
>watching a video of an ape jacking off with via frog
yes this is totally how I imagined life at 22 would be like
Ian Ortiz
As a guy who shits on people for being apeposting fags, this actually made me laugh
A lot of monkeys jerk off, its mostly when they're in captivity though
Jack Reed
Ok. Now this is epic
Oliver Barnes
the betas
like you
Elijah Hall
You giving these fitboys ideas.
Hudson Hughes
> its mostly when they're in captivity though
This means that pol with porn and the jews must be into something how can pol always be right?
Jaxson Butler
They do whatever the hell they want. Not hard to understand. Alphas are not insecure faggots who give a shit about trivialities.
Easton Ortiz
>They unironically play a big role in the porn business and you notice things you're a racist anti semite nazi
Cringier than the video desu
Dominic Hernandez
this sounds like cope to me
Luke Harris
B8
Jacking off to imagination has been around longer than porn and the monkey is technically raping the frog
Tyler Bell
The point still stands do ALPHA apes fap?
Elijah Nelson
Is pepe ok?
Luis Taylor
Dose this count as losing virginity
Parker Martinez
How so? Have you ever been in a state of absolute dominance? It’s not that an alpha will jerk off as he’s likely to have access to pussy but if he wants to he will without a second thought.
Brandon Kelly
Chimp in state of nature never jacks off. Only chimp in captivity does this. Wat mean?
Juan Mitchell
Adrian Garcia
who else masturbating with frogs for maximun ape gains
Jack Rodriguez
Jamie, pull that video up
Camden Martinez
well there goes my fucking recommendations on youtube
Isaiah Barnes
lol but unironically
Brandon Bennett
based and apepilled
Kayden Rogers
Man, this monkey shit is really funny. I mean this right here is really an EPIC meme, truly came out of nowhere and started spreading VERY naturally. It totally isn't 5 virgins just spamming this everywhere because they desperately wish to have some sense of achievement in their lives. "I KNOW SGT.AUTIST IF WE SPAM LE EPIK APE POSTING MEM MEYBY I STOP HAVING EXISTENTIAL CRISIS" Here's a newsflash for you virgin, nobody likes you. In fact, nobody would rememeber you if you died. I'm pretty sure if you hung yourself in your room, you wouldn't be found for 10 years until the IRS comes to see why you haven't paid your bills yet. It's a truly sad existence you live when you find spamming this garbage fulfilling you faggot. Pro tip for you, champ: Get off Jow Forums and do something with your life. I don't care what it is, but seriously. You need to get something to do besides sit your fat ass at the computer and spam your unfunny meme. Let me guess now you're going to respond to me with "LOL THIS GUY'S MOGGED BY MONGEY DEWD HAHAHAHA" That would be truly unexpected..
Hunter Bennett
>imagine getting this much triggered in a Mongolian rice farming forum that you had to write this
Justin Flores
"Animals only masturbate in captivity"
- Bronze Age Mindset
Jordan Sanders
proof?
Colton Walker
ok this is epic
Luis Morgan
Jesus those things will tear you to shreds.
Levi Powell
dubt it
Evan Howard
Alpha apes fucc