MIRE THREAD - "Mirin' Madness Edition"

You're shit at life you little nigger. Focus on highschool.

Trust me it wasnt my fault

Shoulda fucked her right there and made her cum with your micropenis to show size truly doesn't matter.

fuck you re right didnt think of that at the moment

That's why you go to 4channel to get life advice.
Ethiopian ornithologists truly are the pinnacle of humanity. Just keep improving, user.

>88 dubs
>Boohoo it's the jews' fault
Yeah go back to Jow Forums please
We don't need this negativity here

>Just fucking put effort into your training and be hygienic and dress well and you will fucking succeed!
What if my problem is inability to talk or hold a conversation. Only a chad can talk to 2 girls while they mire him and laugh at his jokes. I don't generally talk much but when I'm around someone who I don't know, I simply shut down. It's incurable. Good looks and money don't help fix this problem.

what's a Jow Forums

>it wasn't my fault
Sure it fucking was you dumb bastard. Unless you're about to tell me that you calmly responded, rejected, and walked away from his advances and he sucker punched you, you've got an equal part in it. I'm not saying don't get into fights, fights are fun and are one of the highest tests of physical endurance and capability, but don't get in fights in highschool. You're a fucking dipshit if you think standing up for yourself in the locker room is going to mean anything in a year when you're out of there. It'll mean a lot more when your dumbass gets expelled and you have to explain that to a college liason or serious employer. If you wanna work minimum wage, lord knows it'll be at 12/he soon anyways, go ahead, keep being a fucking bitchass retard for your highschool pride.

I'm not a typical chad (OP here).
I mean, I guess I have decent looks and are well built due to lifting for over 5 years. But work on your social skills. Just like deadlifting hard och benching heavy - the more you practice and the more effort you put in - the greater the results.

Sometimes you will fail, andthat is OK man. I have embarassed myself a lot - but because of those hard and embarassing moments I have grown to be a greater man.

You need downhills in order to get uphills. Work, set goals and reach them! I believe in you my man and I hope you believe in me - even though we will probably never meet in person, I want to say that I believe in your achievements and that you can become that greater man you are already starting to become!

GO GET IT!

pic semi-related - take vowes in order to reach your goals.

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>it's incurable
Shut the fuck up you pussy. Sack up. Regardless of man or woman, people are just like you. We're all animals. Do you get along with dogs? Great you're halfway there you pathetic retard. Stop fixating on your "inability" to communicate openly with others and just do it. Simple as that.

Watch videos of how to hold a conversation and put it to use. You can talk to people you know about topic you care about. It's just extending that skill to first topics you don't care about, then people you don't know. It's not that hard and you get the hang of it p quickly if you keep your methods in mind.

We got into argument related to sports game and at one moment he said if ill say something he ll beat me up and i said something along the lines of fuck off... Then he came at me hit me and then i beat him up so i guess you re right to some degree it is my fault. But i dont think i could ve avoided it without looking like total pussy
Iam not from usa so there was no trouble, someone told teacher and she came up to me and said that it was funny that we fought about sports game and not women or something ''important'' and said to try to avoid fights later.

you did well
stand up for yourself but don't instigate fights, that's all there is to it

>be me at bar on friday meeting with m80s
>eyeballing qtp2t with small waist and ass of a mother to be
>she blushes upon us locking long range mirin
>muster the courage and make way towards her
>ohfuckthisisitboys
>walk steadily in her direction and make contact with m80s at the bar instead of confronting her first
>exchange quick looks at her while conversing with m80s
>she is moving closer towards group
>palmssweatymomsspaghetti
>shes literally at my side
>she "please tell me theres a sign on my forehead because you keep staring at me"
>me "uh actually there is and the only way its coming down is with a round of drink"
>im gonna slit my wrists later
>she laughs and asks what were drinking
>shes buying im drinking
>we converse about life and get on the subject of working out
>she squeezes my tri's and drags her hand to my biceps
>holyfuck nofap is kicking in
>"user idk why but i am really attracted to you"
>proceed to dance and drink (still no pay for drinks)
>me "we should take this somewhere else"
>she "we can go to my place"

and then I woke up on day 25 of No Fap November

The embarrassing moments when practicing are fucking glorious when you're just a couple of months past it. Spaghettiing when trying to pull off a move that was really cool in your head is both one of the most beautiful and most painful experiences.

>not from the US
Disregard my entire rant then, you're on a whole other level. Our youth and education system over here is beyond fucked, fights outside of the deepest ghetto schools are one of the biggest red flags. In your case, keep up the good work.

hello there swede

>This pic

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>implying supporting healthy nationalism and cultural pride in the face of a popularly unwanted, subversive Muslim influx is a bad thing
Neck yourself you fucking pussy.

That was b(ased)eautiful and r(edpilled)eally inspiring

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Epic

Στο kρεβατι σου kανε οτι θες μαν εμεις δεν χρειαζεται να τα βλεπουμε

>Talking to my friends about me starting to workout recently (5 months in)
>still look entirely DYEL in clothes
>the girl in the group grabs my arm
>"wow, I honestly wasnt expecting it to be that big"
>all my guy friends proceed to take turns feeling
>they're all slightly impressed
>feels good man

mires and hookups are overrated

>be me
>naturally good stats but on the skinny side
>been asked to my face if I'm a model more times than I can remember
>always getting looks and glances in public
>the underground is the worst (best?)
>hooked up with 5 different girls in the past two months
>one was a professional model
>had many more chances but you know, standards
>unfortunately my personality is shallow, dull and unempathetic
>so I've never been serious with any girl longer than two weeks
>usually we both lose interest
>a few times it was only them
>never the other way around
>all I want is a proper gf

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>hehe, i'm totally a chad model guys, i'm just autistic
post face

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It's always funny to see Greeks and Americans lean on each other to build identities. Greeks were never able to build a state and were ruled over by whoever came and Americans are cultureless swine who cling to made up ties to imaginary ancestors.

OK, this is epic

i LOANNG for the day i have sex with a woman until then its waiting patiently until the Woman decides

redpilled, prepare for butthurt Trumpcucks

Found the kike

this is hilarious, really pathetic honestly

America dominates TV/Movie/Music culture and American sport culture is unique as well. You are retarded

Dub dubs checked

yikes, that's rough
been there

kek

(((you)))

I have nothing to prove and don’t really want to associate my face with such a boastful post desu

You don’t have to believe me

This was a couple months ago but I’d like to share anyway.
>Be me
>On Week 3 of NoFap
>Drive home from gym
>See thicc MILF by herself at the community pool
>Fuck it why not
>Get home and immediately change to swim gear
>Still have pump from push day
>Flirt with MILF for the next hour
>End up fucking the MILF in the pool like a complete savage
>Tells me that she can’t friend me on Facebook because I know her son
>She adds me anyway
>We smash again a month later
>She blocks me after
It was wild ride while it lasted fellas.

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>what is ancient Greece
>who is Alexander the Great?
>Who practically invented philosophy?
okay bud you just showed your stupidity now you can gtfo

>For a higher purpose
>Raping boys, killing children, and keeping slaves was a higher purpose
If they actual know their history of their own people they might not be so eager to associate themselves with it.
Or maybe they would be, who knows.

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I've been called retarded more that you can think just because I don't talk a lot. People get impression that I don't like them because of it and nobody really remembers me or wants to see/hang out again. Not even my family. It's the first thing they comment. It's the biggest curse a guy can have. In order to change this, I'd have to change who I am, the whole personality and that's not gonna happen.

I agree with you, but Alexander wasn't Greek. Just avoid using him as an argument point next time.

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A Shakesperian plot twist

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>it's the biggest curse
Nah you fucking pussy. I've got cancer in my balls and that's not even the biggest curse. You don't realize it, because you're stuck in your head over the perception of others and your own, but people don't really mind it as much as you think. There are millions of other reasons, and your family bringing it up is only because you have the body language that displays your lack of personability. That lack stems from your mindset. That mindset stems from a natural predeliction to quietness. That quietness is not inherently a bad thing, but you've conditioned yourself to believe that. I spent most of my childhood institutionalized for my inability to properly communicate and relate to others. As that person, I'm telling you that the only way to change it is to stop treating it like it's a bad thing. You don't talk a lot, so what? Stop thinking about it so much, and eventually when you stop stressing over the conversational pressure(that isn't there as much as you think it is), you'll become more comfortable responding naturally. I'm still pretty quiet, but I have a good group of friends. When we were partying a few weeks ago I stepped outside for some fresh air and got comfortable in the lawn chair, closed my eyes and leaned back, all that good drunk stuff. Two girls came out a few minutes later and were smoking a few feet away. They must have thought I was sleeping, because the one said she didn't know why I didn't talk more, and the other said, "He's just that kind of guy. He sees and hears everything and really pays attention. He thinks a lot." I fucked that girl's mouth a week after that. Own your personality. It's half of who you are, the other half being your fucking DYEL body. IF YOU DON'T OWN YOURSELF, THEN WHO DOES?

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>unfortunately my personality is shallow, dull and unempathetic
>all I want is a proper gf

Yeah it seems like you've answered your own predicament.

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Thanks Luigi

>t. t*rk

Skopjenigger pls leave

Says the roach.

>Born: July 356 BC, Pella, Greece a member of the Argead dynasty
The Argead dynasty (Greek: Ἀργεάδαι, Argeádai) was an ancient Macedonian royal house of Dorian Greek provenance

nice

He was Macedonian, which you can argue is currently Greek, but if you look at the cultural spheres and succession of wars in that area, it shows that Macedonia was more Balkan and Germanic than it was Mediterranean. That's why his kingdom outright fucked the Med's, because they weren't olive skinned, stout little boy-fuckers. They had the influence of tall, naturally muscular, batshit cultures like the old Germanics.

>Macedonian
See
What you're familiar with as common Greek culture, and definitely modern Greeks, are the Southerners. The Mediterranean. The short, stocky, boy fucking inbreds. Macedonia was not "Greek" like you think it was.

I'm from a Greek Mediterranean island and I'm 1.95m with pale skin, blond hair and blue eyes so I think I know more about my people than you. Your just perpetrating stereotypes that only relate to some Greeks the same way most Germanics don't actually fill the sterotypical 'aryan' model.

When you can read what's written on these coins, then you can have the right to argue Alexander's origins.

Our history will not be revised by some commie mutt.

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Why are people talking about ancient Greece like it was one cohesive country?

>our history will not be revised by some commie mutt
Ohhhhh, it'll just be revised by socialists and dictators, like it has been for the past, what, 200 years? Yeah, not a strong argument, half-roach.

Because Greeks are slimes that think they have some kind of culture outside of being slimes and want to take credit for the nation-states that existed on the very fringe of their territories. Once a half-roach boy fucker, always.

Are pasty white boys claiming to be Greek/Roman again? Lmao.

Your ancestors were barbarians. Deal with it.

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Yup, and Macedonia was not Greek. It was a nation state acquired by the Greeks through their typical slime dealings, politics and money, and the only reason conquerors like Alexander didn't absolutely wipe them from the face of the earth is because they let him fuck whores and get drunk on boats with his homies in his early years. My ancestors were barbarians, and they're honest about it. Find me one Greek that's honest about his failing country and their slime history.

kek

I don't have to believe you? Alright bet

One of 4channel's secret boards

>2018
>believing in magic man in the sky

>night before thanksgiving bar trip to see all the old faces from HS
>getting a pitcher for bros
>glance to side and catch familiar blonde staring at me, slowly moves eyes down
>it was a chick two grades below me who used to always yell my name in the hallway (I was an aid for her PE class)
>never made a move cause I was smashing another chick
>not making a move tonight either
>later younger bro of a friend of mine tells me I look clean and jacked like Clark Kent

>2018
>berating others for their choice of positive moral reinforcement and sense of community
As long as it doesn't infringe on others, he's fine.
Fuck yourself with a railspike.

you mad because you know i'm right...

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I'm nonthiestic, but at least I'm not a faggot like you m8.

>go to college gym because it's cheap af
>qt from class asks me if it's any good
>"yeah it's pretty good I guess"
>she asks if I want to work out with her sometime
>a few days later we go there together after lectures
>she asks if I compete

Thanks Chad Thundercock, I also have a missing ball. I'm dealing with it better since I accepted who I am few years ago.

FREEDOM, FAGGOT

The jews dominate all of those. The only thing america dominates is the bigmac

Based dirlewanger/hikkykostaja poster

That image you posted isn't very SFW (safe for work) for our family friendly 4channel, OP. I'm gonna have to S.A.G.E. you

Out the other night. Decent looking girl with fat friend starts talking to us and literally out and says she's trying to get her friend laid. So i neg the decent looking one pretty hard. Not overly so but she legit took offence. Then she just fucking says to me, give my friend your number, I deflected for a while not wanting to be rude. Eventually she says "you've got 5 seconds to give bec your number or we're leaving" So I just said ok and didn't give my number over. So they move to a different table

As we're leaving i go say goodbye because despite being fat she was a nice enough girl. And i stupidly fucking told her what bar we're going to next. And they both fucking follow. At the next bar the cute one IMMEDIATELY starts shoveling coal into the furnace and the fat one sits down with us. Few minutes after that we say we're going out for some fresh air

And just fuckin leg it. I kinda feel sorry for the fat one, but i can't fuck a fat chick. Just can't do it mane.

OH and the fucking coalburner abandoned fatty. To go burn coal. So she was all alone after we fucked off. Legit ruined my night so badly. Not even lifting the next morning could fix it. Poor fat girl.

How to let fatties down softly?