In the year of our lord 2018

>in the year of our lord 2018
>not taking the /vladpill/ yet
Why not? Vlad > Chad any day of the week. Pic related

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I've noticed a lot of dudes who try to get girls like this are completely dyel, so even if you're remotely Jow Forums and into the same shit they are, you'll have no problem pulling them

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>has killed himself 3 times
chadephic!

going Vlad mode is great because it automatically excludes baldcucks and manlets.

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i respect the power of a man's hair but
>covering yourself in makup/costume accessories and playing pretend isnt fucking gay
how can you defend this

>excludes manlets

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>m-muscles will get me g-girls

the gymcel, everyone.

I get what you're saying but the Misfits are pretty based desu

I KNOW YOU'RE FUCKING SOMEONE ELSE

>not being man enough to express yourself the way you want
Ngmi

Cant compete, sry bucko

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nice bitch tits

Dudes like that are everywhere. You think they're going to be able to pull girls like this? Not likely. Those girls want Vlad instead

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>implying Danzig isn't a weak beta

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BLACK
BLACK
BLACK
BLACK
NUMBER OOOOOOONE

God I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to have a chance with prime Elvira.

No fucking kidding user. She's still hot now but she was literally on another level back then

A song literally about gothic thots. Peter was the OG thot patroller

LOVIN YOU
WAS LIKE LOVIN THE DEAD

How do I get into /FrankensteinHead/ mode

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I WANT YOUR SKUUULLLLLLLLLLLLL
I NEED YOU SKUUUUUUUULLLLLLLLL

I never really understood what this song was about but I always liked it.

I thought it was about his cat

Hair dye color

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I just learned what to call my hair color. I was almost pure blonde as a child, but I'm "mousey brown" now

The song is about hair dye color? This just raises more questions.....

If my hair wasn't so thick and curly I'd grow it out again but it's barely workable in the winter let alone summer

>2018 Anno Domini
>Not being Vlad the impaler

YEAH YOU WANNA GO OUT
'CAUSE IT'S RAININ' AND BLOWIN'
YOU CAN'T GO OUT
CAUSE YOU'RE ROOTS ARE SHOWIN'

DYE 'EM BLACK

No it doesn't. It's about a goth girl who dyes her hair black.

This. Specifically I think it was about one of his exes