AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

How are you still even crossing paths with them?

I'm a high school teacher.

who here unironically AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAs when they're alone?

Oh

In my head, yeah. But not out loud.
Even when I'm alone, I keep it bottled up inside.

I do sometimes in my car when i drive home

Im 26khhv

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Scream therapy?

That's a real thing

Not me

SHOUT
SHOUT
LET IT ALL OUT

>tfw just got a bj from a qt 17 year old with braces yesterday
Fuck all of you why didn't you tell me this shit was easy?

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Saving myself for marriage 2bh.

hello my friends is this the existential screaming thread?

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Haha same except not haha

Where do I meet

Girl I was dating said she's not ready for a relationship

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There's other dick she's chasing

yes

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when will it end

When we die.

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Please die.

Clearly

ok thanks
[spoiler]AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH[/spoiler]

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ha ha what a collection of posts

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WHO WOULD JUST GO AN POST SOMETHING ON THE INTRENET LIKE THAT

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based Tears for Fears

>horribly alone
>every day of it hurts
>but then I come to threads like this and just revel in how horrible it all is, and I just find it all funny
>it's so funny to the point that the absurdity of my own misery is cheering me up
>the worse the stories and the feelings get, the more hilarious it is, even though I'm right in the middle of it
Need someone to psychoanalyze this for me.
I might have a problem.

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Worth it I lost mine and want it back.
Women will normalize you and shit then after like 4 months you end up going full normie
Its not worth it.
If you compromise integrity for women you lose that trade deal

I prescribe you with masochism

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>tfw post so much about my problems on Jow Forums that I'm afraid to post anymore and be recognized
god why couldn't I be just another normal happy person?

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I miss Alison bros

this

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WAIT NO FUCK I MEANT DIAGNOSE DO NOT BECOME A MASOCHIST user

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Scream sets are my favorite

GODDAMNNIFGGHHHT

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But it's not that I like the pain. I kind of don't even feel the pain anymore when I'm in the middle of reading or sharing miserable stories. I just like the hilarious absurdity that goes along with it all.

Go ahead, user. I won't recognize you. I spend too much time on /hoc/ to be able to recognize regular posters over here.

Boomers iffy uh
Jannies got a sticky uh

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How pls
17 is legal here

I would if I did not live in an apartment with thin walls

>tfw the new tenants above me moved in and i can hear them fucking every other night

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I had the urge to have a real cry a few weeks ago but I lost it, am I dead inside?

ha ha probably

I know that feel brother haha

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I think I get why the bloatlord screams now...

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I'm the same way. I'll be thinking about how lonely and pathetic I am and I literally burst out in laughter over it. It's like watching a shitty B movie and laughing at how stupid the characters are, except you're one of them

>spot a new braphog at my gym
>glad the gym is literally planet fitness 2.0 with a lot of DYEL and paki
>had a fucked up shoulder in the last 3 months so lost a lot of gainz
>D cup minimum maybe even more, legs nearly like pic related
>looking at her doing leg press 3pl8
>go to her, agent47 look "are you done?"
>cute voice, very feminine "yes, just let me clean it"
>she sweated like mad
>rack 6pl8
>oh shit nigga I already squatted nearly PR today
>basically dead

what do I do bros ? I literally fell in love and i'm not a virgin nor an incel, but she's literally your basic gym thot starter pack

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I know what you mean. Sometimes I'll look in the mirror and laugh at how much I look like the comic-relief character that gets written off.

>fell in love with a girl in my dreams again
>Tried to force myself back to sleep when I woke up
>failed

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Every goddamn morning

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based :)

I used to do it in my head but it can't be contained anymore, i just try to make it not too loud

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Answer him or everyone in this thread dies.
I'll do it! I swear I'm CRAZY!?

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>squat, bench, DL, and rows going up
>still too fat and weak to do a pull up

GRAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WHEN WILL THIS HUMILIATION END GOD DAMN IT

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It sucks most days. I take solace in the fact that I have you guys.

P S M F

. . .

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Who would we turn to if we didn't have Ryan Gosling?

Probably Keanu Reeves, he...he had a hard life...

>junior at uni
>I've been really fucking bored and most of the time alone
>join the track team since I was fairly good in highschool and thought it would be good to have a better running/lifting schedule and to meet new friends
>I'm about 2 months in and doing ok, some of the guys are pretty cool
>ask lifting coach today if there is anything I can do for my slightly deformed right chest (it looks like I'm missing a piece of muscle for some reason)
>lift up my shirt to show him my chest
>tells me 'no'
>some guys on the team laugh at me for having a fucked up chest

Feels bad man

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In the car

>HURR DURR IZ EZI
>Doesn't say how he did it
Fucking faggot neck yourself.

79 year old virgin here
My favorite movies are escape from new york, the great race, the marxs brothers

i fucking lold at this

>feeling bad about being alone
>not basking in the solitude
The way you guys feel is how I feel when I'm around other people.

Give it a few years bud.

Yeah that was me when I was in my early 20s.
It's great when you can finally dedicate 100% of your attention to your hobbies for the first time in your life.

Then it gets old and you start becoming afraid of where things are going so you turn around to back out into society but the door slams in your face and you hear satanic laughter all around you as the stairs flatten into a slide that takes you to Hell.

It started hitting me hard at 26, now I'm 29 and am basically a husk because the only way you can survive at this level is to start scooping out whatever humanity remains inside of you.

Fuck

>when I'm around other people.
>solitude
Nice meme loneliness you got there, fellow redditor!

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>and am basically a husk because the only way you can survive at this level is to start scooping out whatever humanity remains inside of you.
That's good user.
I wonder what our final form will be.

In the car.

All the time. I also just punch myself in the face and constantly jump up and just leave the room. Too much anxiety and feeling of missing out, wrong life choices and shit. God fuckin damnit.

The worst thing is I already have a girlfriend. Good looking, sometimes cooks, cleans up around the house sometimes, made her quit drinking, made her quit smoking, I'm the only guy she's ever been with and I've only ever been with her*, we've been together for 8 years now. Oh and she let her 10/10 friend join us once and fuck.

But I come to realise I dont actually love her. I desperately want to leave but if I do I know that Ill probably regret for the rest of my life. Will probably come here to post how I havent had sex for 3 years.

The lack of actual friends is driving me to this I think. People here brag abiut fuckin 20 girls at 22 and I want that... It gets so boring doing a single girl for so long. I have no idea what to do. Im torn, whatever choice I make Ill never be happy. I just want to quit.

Fuck off retard
Go make a normalfag baby pretend problems playset thread

>be surrounded by people that care for me
>still feel like driving into oncoming traffic from time to time
>have no reason to feel like this

haha i get you

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Fuck off you retard normie

Total fucking larp

>that normal who thinks it's cool to have depression so he fakes it to fit in with a bunch of incels online that he will never even meet
Lmaoooooo. I havent talked to a person within 10 years of my age in over a year and even I'm not gay enough to act like I have it tough. Stop being such a giant pussy, I'm surrounded by trash and piss and empty jugs of milk as I type this. Just imagine being this much of a normie, fucking lol

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Nuh uh.

(BIG MISTAKE)

do you guys ever just have really minor stuff set you over the edge? it's a weird feeling, it's like i can physically feel my limit being met and i absolutely just can't take anymore and withdraw myself

Thats sad to hear dude. Hope shit works out for you.

I've never watched this movie i'm going to now

Guy from the other thread that held hands with a qt at music festival type party and then lost her and found her insta.
She accepted my follow request and said thanks for the drink but didn’t follow back or seem into me. Just thought I’d give an update even tho it isn’t really interesting.

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Fuck off lucky nigger

>drinks and smokes
>open to threesomes
>virgin
Somebody is lying. Either you or her.

What's sad about it? I'm 6'2, I'm white, milk is plentiful, as are my gains. I have nothing to complain about. All my limbs work, I'm not a down syndrome, i dont have gyno. There is no point in being sad, sadness is just a choice, the faggots choice.some pathetic cuck out there will always have it worse than you. Im an adult, dont be sad for me, go be sad for some kid who got raped by a hobo

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AHAHA YOU FUCKING NIGGER YOU RATFUCK LETS FIGHT NOW AGAGAGAGGAGAGAGHAHAHGAGHAG FFFFUCK

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She didnt smoke or drink when we started dating, I was in a shit period and she got that off of me later on.

First I quit smoking and drinking myself and then talked to her about it. Now we do molly and psychadellics for fun on the weekends.

shift that from 9am-2am to 5pm-8am

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