>be 20 yr old retarded curious twink, not trans >gonna be joining military soon but finishing degree right now >had to help my mom earlier this morning, knocking over a pile of clothes i had been washing and she tells me we'll worry about it later >help her, short on time so i have to head straight to uni >come back >go to my room >different but cant put my finger on what >go upstairs, mom tells me she put my clothes away for me >in my dresser >where i hide my girl clothes and other objects >put something laying beside the bottom drawer as if to make it look like she didnt touch it >went the extra mile and put some shit back together/cleaned it >didnt even mention the vodka under my desk (technically too young and my mom is really against it) >feel like she mightve did all that to compensate, feeling bad for intruding or something
Fuuuuck fuck fuck fuck this is fucking humiliating, what can I even do? I feel like I can't show my face around her now.
Tell her about your gf who is coming over or some shit. Or tell her you have a gf. Or that you broke up with your gf.
Cameron Lewis
>other objects if those are dildos you're fucked if not make up a story about how some classmate wanted you to wash her clothes cause her washing machine broke or something.
Parker Davis
She'll talk to you soon, just wait for the "user, can you come downstairs please"
Thomas Adams
What do you do?
First, understand that some parents have seen and been through some REAL shit. To someone like that, they're going to be alot less phased than you think. She probably DOES feel bad for intruding, as she should. But I wouldn't get too upset with her.
You think she's never used a dildo? You think she's never seen a bottle of vodka? You think she's never known bisexual people and cross dressers?
I know you're embarrassed, but it's fine.
Ain't no need to hide your face in shame.
Adrian Mitchell
Not as bad as your parents finding the bag of crusty jerk socks under your bed
>> twink >> joining military they add in a new cumrag class or something?
Justin Foster
>Hiding your girl clothes with your actual clothes Rookie mistake famalam The best strategy is to hide them with old clothes that would usually be ignored
Liam Mitchell
Lol it's the potato girl haha I love the potato girl
Anthony Thompson
You do realize absolutely no one would believe that?
Mason Foster
>not trans sure
Jeremiah Parker
say you had a girl over. or even a hooker if its more believable
Jack Powell
post pics of you dressed in your girl clothes senpai
Dylan Diaz
I've never used the dildo though. I don't really even like butt stuff. I don't want her to think that I do, though.
I did that before but that was when I was living upstairs, I moved downstairs because I'd get retardedly loud and sperg out a bunch at night and keep her up.
Matthew Smith
congrats, you humiliated yourself and your mom will never respect you again.
William Kelly
Then why'd you even buy the dildo? To suck on?
Liam Hall
Actually neck yourself you degenerate scum
Samuel Powell
Imagine not wanting a cute gf (male)
Logan Richardson
Well my bf (female) at the time thought it'd be hot. Tried to get it in, couldn't. Apparently you gotta loosen up your butt or something. When we met eventually he put his finger in my butt. Didn't really like it, just felt like I was pooping, pretty uncomfortable desu. Now it's just this useless thing in my drawer.
Aiden Watson
If it's a BBC dildo send it to me I'll use it
Zachary Sanchez
>calling a rate/mos a class >cumrag class Those are in every rate/mos desu.
act like it never happened but hint that you know that she knows so that she will know that you know that she knows own up to your degeneracy
Eli Baker
>if those are dildos you're fucked if not make up a story about how some classmate wanted you to wash her clothes cause her washing machine broke Yes, user, the pefect lie. Come on, nobody is that retarded. The only thing he could say is that he has a gf like that other user suggested
>circumcised >no pubes Not even an asian dildo senpai
Leo Robinson
What clothes? You mean those surprise clothes you washed so she'd get them without any germs?
Bentley Cox
Tell her it's for a class project where you have a skit bashing the gender norms and how we should respecting shit. That's avoided the trap question with my dad
