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I went to McDonald's today and got a Filet-O-Fish combo with a bacon cheeseburger on the side...

Nearly threw up on a guy's dick and bled on his bed during a Tinder hookup

How bad are periods really?

Your country or state

Seeing movies alone

Messiah Complex

Would you trade your dignity in for some pussy?

Is there a single sane robot here who isnt sexually corrupt with degenerative fetishes?

Tfw no master to make you a sissy gayboy

Unironically, no-meme answers, are autistic males just not meant to find romantic love?

Wagecuck at mcdonalds

Would you date a fembot that doesnt want kids nor does she want to get married...

Why are white people so good at mma but black people are better at boxing?

Ksenia thread 1

Tfw no friend who will put her feet on my face

Yes doctor schlomo, have my son circumcised. I want him to look like his father, after all

Reminder that homeschoolers are the only true PCs...

Which is superior and why? handjobs or blowjobs?

Comfy/NightFeels

Modern multiplayer games - too stressful

Femanons would any of you ever date a robot? No I do not mean a loser you see irl. I mean a robot from here...

What did our creator mean by this?

What's that thing that worries you?

WHY THE FUCK WAS I BORN THIS SHIT ASS COUNTRY? WHY DOES EVERYONE HATE ME BECAUSE OF THIS...

My brother raped me and I don't know what I'm supposed to do

Ideal bf thread

INCELS NEED SHONEN

How to get a gf

Some us will never have that, some of us will never experience genuine affection, love and ultimately sex...

*clinks spoon on glass repeatedly to slice through the sounds of cacophonous conversation*

How would you make Jow Forums better?

I woke up to the fact I'm a psychopath with schitzophrenic tendencies

Theory of the Creep

Why haven't you gotten a breast augmentation surgery yet, femanon?

"What should we name out little girl user?"

Post your happiest moment in life as a greentext

Men can never understand the pain of childbir-

Draw borders and name to what you think europe should look like

Work wagie work!

Are all women naturally NPCs? The only things I've ever heard from women are squabbles about petty drama...

Is worth fighting your homolust? Or is better just to give it up and enjoy it to the fullest?

Do you think things like vidya and anime are an experience with depth or are they just useless basedboy garbage?

Has Jow Forums ever questioned their sexuality?

So I am 26 years old and it had taken me this long to figure out what exactly is going on...

What is your profile picture, Jow Forums?

Tfw got removed again

Daily reminder that LOOKS ARE THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS...

I'm so glad the Nazis lost World War II. The world today is such a wonderful place

Do you think a normal loving gf like webm related would cure you of your depression?

Picked up girl at Church

Anybody here r/bigcums/?

Your first year on Jow Forums and do you support a ban on phone posters?

Friend went to Cebu to meet some underage femanon whore

When choosing a profile pic

Your parents abused you? On what a level?

Stop licking ass

Male Genital Mutilation in the USA

Am I doing okay? I never know what to say

Enter your kitchen

Literally the worst thread on r9k

What do you think about the afterlife? do you believe in the bible, or in reincarnation...

Why are girls in chokers/collars so hot? What is it about chokers/collars that works so well?

Why are Latinas (mestizas and caribbean triracial types) so fucking qt?

KELLY THREAD KELLY THREAD

CAN PEOPLE SMELL IF YOU CUM IN YOUR UNDERWEAR

Tfw no gf with giant titties

Fembots why are you neet and alone? Doesnt it get lonely?

How do I get better at chess

Reminder that women are the most discussed subject in history, and mens' opinions of them are constantly contradictory...

Ey yo EY YO hol up it goes a little something like this

I have plans to kill myself in a few days...

And this is our son user's room he doesn't leave much

He hasnt settled for a fembot gf

Why don't you just settle for a trap gf?

Another fslling in love with a discord girl episode

Post your power level

Is it just me or is the cuckold meme dead? Or is is that normal by now that it's not even worth making fun of anymore?

Avoiding female attachment

Reminder that Asuka is the robot and patrician's choice

Who /anhedonia/ here?

Is an NPC just a person who doesn't have an Inner Monologue or is there more criteria?

Tfw no robot boyfriend

Why don't fatbots just do keto?

/mommy general/

Astrology General

"Good job today, user. Enjoy your weekend. Remember we'll be switching to 12 hour shifts when you get back."

I am tired to tissue cumming. How do I cum freely without making giant mess

Should all guys lose their virginity to their mother?

When did you realize that your mom is a dumb whore?

Any fembots experience this?

What do you want to do with your life?

Have one best friend

Want to get into writing

How do you guys deal with anger...

/Comfy/ Minetest server

Attracted to family members

Any other aspiring rappers here? Share some of your bars

Outside lecture hall

Tfw no all nighter bf

I knew a guy in high school who would make every girl he crushed on hate him so he could get over them...

I hate hearing arab children playing

35 yo NEET who lives with parents

Fembots, would you date a dominant guy who likes to share you?

This girl is constantly insulting me in my class...

Life fucking sucks niggers. I'm constantly on the edge of a panic attack and I want to die. This is hell...

Am I the bad guy, robots?

Every time I see a really cute girl, the only thing I feel is sadness...

Any bots playing old games tonight?

We had a good thread about this yesterday. ITT: Post your race and something unusual you do for your race

Femanons why are you neet and alone?

Tfw face and body of a 12 year old

Why is this site so awful?

Norman Age Museum

I don't desire romance or a relationship but I still wanna fuck...

Getting my haircut

Is being a NEET rock bottom?

H-hey user, try to hold it until I'm done, okay?

Is there such a thing as a self-made chad?

Was this faggot ever good?

/r9k-9s/ POST YOUR DOGGOS (and other animals)

*schlop schlop schlop*

WouId you give it a succ

So my gf just told me yesterday that rape baiting is real and her friend does it

Women are the most entitled beings on this planet

Dont read the title and thing Im going to tell you to just be happy

Want to lose virginity

So what's the deal with leg-locking?

This isn't fun anymore, God. Why am I still alive? I wasn't made strong enough to live like everyone else...

MBTI Personality Type Thread

If I paid you $500,000, would you wear these constantly for the rest of your life (except for sleeping and showering)?

Why are big dicks wasted on bottom boi sissys?

Boys it's just a lot. I'm pretty fucking young and I don't want to fail when there is so much to see, do, experience...

How do I get this kinda buildup?

Saturday night drinking thread

How much would they have to pay you to work here?

/uni/ - fuck you edition

I had my first time with a hooker

What should I use to get scars this deep?

What's your go-to order?

ITT we post names of episodes if Jow Forums were a sitcom

Would you date a girl with a semi-decent face that has a stick like body? Asking for friend

Self proclaimed and unopposed king of Jow Forums...

Do you guys care about politics at all?

What is your most fucked up sexual desire?

Reminder that nobody likes zoomers...

The NPC meme is getting too real for me

Why are traps such a polarizing topic here?

This woman is 22

Lonely thread/That empty feeling you just can't fight

I never approached anyone when I was a teenager

Born into a genital cutting culture

State your race(s)

Rare dumbo wojaks thread

Jesus was a VIRGIN FREAK

Where do I fit in Jow Forums?

Ask a black guy anything

BLACK FEELS THREAD

This thread is for anons to share their tales of woe, if they so choose. Failure, heartbreak...

Manchild Incel's Lego Creations DESTROYED

25 year old woman dies after falling into meat processor at chicken plant

What are the most horrible feelings you have ever felt?

It's open season all year long!

What if i told you I'm a highly intelligent NPC developed by Jeff Bezos and his team at Amazon?

Why cant guys handle rejection well...

I-I want to get BLACKED by a woman like this

My oneitis tweeted this pic of her classmate along with "he's perfect" and several emojis, is it over?

I hate Jow Forumsshitters so fucking much bros

Why do white girls age like milk?

Be NEET living with parents

I caught my little sister Snapchatting her bear ass. Wtf do I do about it?

Well it's official R9K, an entire episode was dedicated to Incels on live television for a drama show...

What the best part of a woman in your opnion?

I wish I was intelligent enough to hold a conversation

Hello fellow robots, tell me what is your most desired dream

When you think about it, if you play a game like final fantasy you are an npc...

"Just between you and I Principal user, zombies have taken the world over and we need to make sure the girls don't know...

I literally just want a gf who would never leave me but would have sex with other men while keeping me locked in...

Ricebots, currybots, and hapabots

Post your everyday carry bots

Can not even make friends online

Only have 5 bucks on steam. I can give you a game if you want anonymous

Why would people even want to talk to you? What makes you special?

Sisters friends are sleeping over tonight

Why do people like cats? They're assholes

The trap question

Can someone please explain why it is socially unacceptable for me to lick another girl's vagina?

How does Jow Forums ignore the loneliness?

When did you realize women actually do have it harder than men?

Slightly below average height

Anyone else parents think you pedo?

Where can I meet fembots on discord? I'm so alone. Saturday night edition

What's unironically the best advice you've received that you use?

Im so lonely. I just want a strong 7 inch Chad to fuck my pussy

Shes's just so cute guys. I can never get enough of her. So cute

Having friends is exhausting, especially if you are an introvert with anxiety...

Is this situation cheating?

Do NEETs enjoy being NEETs?

Are there any good non vidya games?

Why dont you have a dakki?

Post pics that give you strong feelings you can't explain; peaceful, curious, etc

Normal people seem to enjoy music. They have their favorite music...

Get turned into a hot Stacy for a day

How do I find an Orthodox bf who likes Pokemon

Ever watch porn and think this what women are willing to do for real men but you aren't even human to them

Would you robots date this?

Im gona do surjry on yu

Tfw fat girl at work has a crush on me

I'm a bi sissy...

Are there any 5'10+ fat/chubby girls on Jow Forums?

In highschool, were you the kind of person that never did their homework?

"Good job on keeping your station organized, working safe, and performing without errors...

Someone posted this video and its very hot. plz post more like it

First year of college

Drunk Dentalfag here, will answer your questions...

He likes cowtits

I might be fucked here

There is no fucking way you guys can't get a fat gf...

Anons, I have artifacts from the GameStop Tomb of the Nomie Age

Do women really think that the only men that hate them are the incels...

Does anybody know of any sure fire way of getting rid of old self harm scars, other than surgery?

I'm growing more and more allergic to people...

How are we doing lately? free (you's)

ITT: Post your race and something you do/have that's uncharacteristic of your race

Twd do you like it?

Fembots, how would you describe your ideal penis?

Started gambling with 50 now Im at 1110

I miss them so much

How to identify a NPC in real life

How are Hispanic girls (mestizas in particular) so fucking qt?

Post chad for fake profiles

How bad is for your development sleeping with parents until 13/14 ?

Gondola drawing contest

Tfw got banned from LGBT for being too straight

Comfy wallpapers

Dont you wish that we lived in the Wild American West?

How long have you been posting on Jow Forums? What keeps you coming back?

I think she didn't want to be with me because I wasn't dominant and assertive enough but she didn't want to say that...

Mom thinks I have CP

My son just turned 2 years old today. What can I do to make sure he doesn't end up like any of you? (no offense)

LIVING IN DESPAIR IS NOT LIVING AT ALL!

I'm not a virgin anymore

College dropouts?

I do not understand the NPC thing, just the arrogance of it...

Its summer in brazil

Will a fembot be my friend? I don't talk to girls very often

Uplifting vocaroo thread

I'm so happy Hitler lost. The world is such a wonderful place today

Who is your favourite adult film star, Jow Forums?

What's Jow Forums's favorite netorare hentai?

Reminder that if you are any of the following:

Anons, why haven't you taken the diesel pill yet and become a truck driver?

Is it true that girls stop shaving once they get a boyfriend?

Heard mom fucking a ni**er last night

IS brooke dead?

It isn't a meme

Is anyone here sub 5'? Share your small people stories

Welp. Thoughts?

Do you have a Discord gf? What's it like and do you recommend it to a robot?

I am ashamed of what this site has become. Jow Forums used to be a place where you could speak freely...

This is what it's all been leading up to. - The Jewlord Blackpill

PSA: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A LAZY GENIUS

I don't want a "hot" girlfriend. I just want an average looking girl who's maybe a bit goofy and austistic like me...

Why are anime intro lyrics so cringe?

In uni, have good friends back home so not the most autistic

Give it to me straight r9k do women have loyalty to stay with one BF?

Give me a mommy gf

Couldn't tie my shoes until elementary school

Try to imagine a female God

Kanyes iq is tested at 130

/sub human femoids/

How do you know if your a Player or an NPC?

I'm 21 years old and a virgin

Post the last thing you masturbated to anonon, go go go! GO

Welp. since Jow Forums is dead. where do real robots go?

Would you have sex with a wasted girl if she said she wanted it?

Hi user, I work for the MFP, Manlet Fixing Program, I'm your government assigned girlfriend to fix your manlet genes...

Finastride is literally fucking dick poision. This is my story

Why are minoritybots jealous of white men? It's no one else's fault but your own that no one wants to be with you...

Virginity loss storie

/Wagecuck feels/

Guys. I finally managed to get some money to buy a hooker. There are 5 girls I need to choose from...

An average looking white dude is basically a model in most womens eyes

Are the mods trannylovers? Or even trannies themselves?

How do I get a British slag gf?

Nonwhite fembots explain yourselves pic related

Was NHK /ourguy/?

Damn, why do asians in general never age? This is Mariya, the girl who get shilled on youtube

Why do people donate so much money to twitch streamers?

Some people are born too cute for this world

If I have anal sex will I still be a virgin?

I just realized how fucking wrong we are. Self improving is easy as fuck and anyone can do. Pic related...

Red-pill me on black GFs

ITT post your health problems

My friend might be lying about her rape

Jow Forums i feel like a complete person whenever i do stand up comedy...

Datamining draw thread

Take the 2D pill

Lonely weekend?

Why are Hispanic girls (mestizas in particular) so qt?

Girls is it taking you too long searching for your other half? Too smart for a bf?

When is it ever justifiable to hit your gf?

Any other manlets just gave up on life?

Your day. Tell me

Should alpha bulls breed all wives?

There are plenty of genuinely nice guys here. Don't be so hard on yourselves...

Please give me tips on how to talk to women

There are people on R9K that hate pedos

How to hide the cuts

Why are females like this?

Fembot General 10/12/2018

I hate normalfags so much...

Do you play a robot genre?

How are you zoomers even failing in life so hard?

Welcome to the Salty Spitoon, how tough are ye?

You will never know the feeling of being all dolled up for a real man and being treated like a girl...

There is zero reason to be fat as a man. Not even fat women like fat men

Introducing your new wife and daughter

How does a shy asian fembot get a white bf?

Why not settle for a mildly depressed wagie smoker girl?

WHY THE FUCK DO WHITE PEOPLE LIVE IN CLIMATES LIKE THIS

Be me an hour ago

Come be autistic robots

Whats the creepiest thing a guy has done to you fembots

Write a letter for someone who will never see it

Why is it now socialy acceptable to show your ass as a woman?

So why do good girls like bad guys? I had this question for a real long time. I've been a bad boy and it's plain to see...

Where do i find a gf irl that doesnt have other friends

Im so bored Im so lonely. Traps are disturbing my mental peace

Normie sex thread. Ask each other questions about sex

What yall listening to?

At what point does the truth go from simply setting you free to poisoning your soul...

What are you meant to write in suicide notes anyway?

Man I just want an ok looking Asian girlfriend to wake up to in the morning,make breakfast for...

The weed doesn't help anymore

Robots, how would you feel if a fat 3/10 girl you met once in passing flirted with you? Would you be disgusted?

Would you BLEACH a black fembot?

Are there any 5'10+ fat/chubby girls on Jow Forums?

Tell me a number between 1 - 50

A reminder that Female Ejaculation doesn't exist

Im realizing how fucked up drug culture is. Have any of you hanged out with the wrong crowd? Any stories?

Is it normal to be so curious about what comes after death that i'm willing to go kill myself?

Let's talk about food we are embarrassed to tell people we fucking love

Anyone else get nauseous when they see pictures like pic related

Is this achieveable natty?

So are any robots going trick or treating this year?

I literally got a date because I said faggot in class

"Aww user you're so sweet! But mommy only likes your brother Chad in that way..."

Tfw the male equivalent of Brooke

You're a great guy but

IIII LLLOOOVE YOUUU JESUUUUUSSSS CHRRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISST

I remember in the early 2000s and around then girls just wore jeans skirts normal shirts normal tops normal shorts

Take a couple shots of vodka

Why do tall guys prefer short girls over tall girls?

Fetish you have but wish you didn't

Feeling sad and lonely today

Hypothetically speaking, what are you supposed to do if someone underage tries to blackmail you into sex? like...

Calling all frens

So, what's the verdict on this subject?

What if it all starts over when you die?

WHAT IS SO ILLEGAL ABOUT PISS CUBES

Tfw got into an argument with my mom today and I fucking punched her

/drugfeels/ thread:

Do you guys think you'll be robots forever?

All threads right now are looking like shit so I'll just post the cutest girl. Feel free to join in

Are mods actual fags, trannies or SJW? I'm getting weird bans and warnings that feel like that recently

If you're a wageslave you're an NPC by definition

Where did all the fembot generals go?

Dad was found dead this morning, boys. cheer me up

Try to talk to a girl

Out of suffering have emerged the strongest souls; the most massive characters are seared with scars

Do your friends (if you have any) know you're a virgin?

Post as if you were a NPC

Comfy Friday night drinking thread

Entire family is wealthy

Fembots do you like watching guys jerk off?

What is preventing you from leaving the house more often or at all?

Who /blacksheep/ of their family here...

Why get a gf when you will only use her for sex?

Manlet and proud

Things you thought were normal, that now you understand are the traumas that made you a robot

A very shameful story from my life

Playing Call of Duty Modern Warfare and GTA4 on the 360

ITT: robots you cant stand

Can any of you shill me your Discord servers? I'm lonely as fuck and I need people to talk to

A girI finalIy likes me

Would you cut off your own hand or foot to never have to work again and get free neetbux?

Has anyone ever dated a cockhungry trap GF? What was it like?

Women gotta stop hating short men

Why are you so quiet user? Are you a virgin?

Should I fuck the pig on the right? They're in an open relationship and she's up for it

I will be your gf user but only if you give up on video games completely

2018 made me realize that it's better to stay a virgin

Trannies Raiding Our Board

Daily vocaroo thread

Mom said i'm not a 'real man' again because i don't have a "real" job and don't share my money with her

Are people who haven't questioned whether or not they might be NPCs the real NPCs?

Just smoked my first cigarette

/creative thread?/ Show us what you've made, give feedback if you want

Unpopular opinion thread

Who is this cat?

I am completely in love with military men. Navy and marine soldiers are some of the sexiest men alive...

Well, I suppose there really is no point to it if you aren't Chad

"2D>3D" they said

That'll be $13.95 plus your tip

Would you be okay with your daughter dating older men?

I have to stay up late. Let's talk robots. Ask me anything, tell me about your day. This is the shoot the shit thread

Found out how to trick casions legally

First reply names this fatass (female)

Hey you! Stop right there! Dump out the contents of your internal thoughts right now...

Alright be honest, is there any hope for my son?

Last nights episode of Law and Order SVU was about Jow Forums

Feminists hate beards. Shave

Any robots here make gangster hip-hop music? None of that sad boy crap, I'm talking real nigga shit

Waiting for food to arrive, what are you up to anons?

What's Jow Forums's favorite vehicle?

Femanons what is your biggest fear?

Is NHK in your top ten?

Was he one of us? Or perhaps, the first?

Is there any hope? What keeps you going?

The pizza delivery guy will be here in about 15 minutes and I'm panicking and shaking so hard...

Anyone else love the trap x bbm pairing?

NPC is the zoomer way of saying normie, which was the newfag way of saying normalfaggot

Tfw masturbate between 15-30 time per week

Early 2000s nostalgia

Is it true that funny guys are more attractive to girls?

So i got arrested today

Do girls with big tits give titfcuks? Like what are the odds she's done that with a boyfriend?

Find potential gf after years of solitude

My 13 year old sister is a brainlet and a weeb...

Black men+white women

Why do I never get invited at parties, Jow Forums?

I'm addicted to never met ldrs, I need everyone's serious opinion

Why is it acceptable for girls to wear heels but when men does it theyre seen as insecure?

I am dating this girl who is had two abortions is that OK?

ITT: Ways to spot an NPC

Help me identify this disease

Instantly kill 3.5 billion people. Would you do it? Why?

Heyyyy folks it's PAY DAY today! Post your balances and discuss your financial situation!

I'm a mom of an 8 year old boy...

The NPC, also known as the Philosophical zombie

Wich book are you reading right now?

NPC asks what bands you like

Enter your room

Dude she's underage, you fucking pedophile

How do people even get fat? I literally do nothing except lie in bed all day and my diet consists mostly of pizza...

Do you think generic hot girls genuinely believe that they're interesting and engaging people or are they aware of the...

Characters you try to replicate in personality

What do you do for genuine fun? Not fake forced self improving “ffuunn”

How do I get rid of eczema? It's not debilitating, but it's annoying and it looks fucking gross

Guy Realizes the Truth About His Muscles

What's up with these new ads?

The fact that people may save it and use it in future quality shitposting is what drives me to make these

Why are white women so good-hearted, genuine, naive, nice and caring anons?

Reminder: this is what women will do to you for showing any spontaneity if you're not Chad

Woke up at 7:30 PM today

What do I have to do to find a girlfriend like the one on the right

Convince me why i should date you. i'll drop contact as soon as someone does. i'm a girl :^)

What should I eat today?

My mom just found out I smoke

Wow I never seen a cat this long. lel

ITT Normies words that give you headache

How are you lonely bots?

Even the biggest scum of Earth, the menace of society, parasites of humankind still get laid

Do you take your shoes off when you are at home?

My bush is really hairy and starting to stink like shit. What is the best way to get rid of all the hair...

Would having a gf really make you happy?

If you ever talk to a woman you are a normie

Judges women by their sexual history, yet hates being judged for his lack of sexual history

Failed tranny battle

Whats a job for a brainlet no social skills loser like me?

MBTI thread. Take the test and post your personality

Does anyone want to be on voice call with me? Im so lonely desu

Who wants to be my discord friend. Post your tags

Anybody bought one of these realistic sex dolls yet? I'm obsessed with the idea of owning one, but i'm a NEET...

Whats your excuse fembot?

Well, which one of these describes you?

Get drunk last night

Tfw the abusive manipulative escort/findom that you successfully quit months ago starts messaging you at 1am knowing...

Hi friends. What's up?

Have you ever considered the possibility that you're average looking, or even below average looking? How would you know?

Anyone else here a serial ghoster?

What qualities do you like in a woman?

Spit some bars, my fellow neets

Would you fuck a disgusting, mentally ill fembot who stays inside all day?

Has anime negatively impacted your life? be honest

What is the best place to meet grils?

HEWWO NICE FWENS!! =^w^=

Post your monthly expenses and how much you make

Can i finally post pls let me post

Dumb shit you believed in youth

Upstate nigger here...

Does anyone else legitimately feel like they'd be happier if they just had more money...

How do I get a gilf gf?

if you have enough confidence to speak to girls or ask them for their kik or whatever you're not a real robot

Why do you guys want to be traps so much? Even if you're cute enough to do it, which is rare...

The love of my life left me

What browsers do robots use?

Okay ive had enough of this dumb "burt and ernie are gay" shit

Where the fuck has brooke been and what the fuck has she been doing

For you I have a concept, a design for a new Jow Forums free of trannies, faggots, roasties and other trash...

Enlisting is totally going to bump me from middle class to upper class haha I'm gonna do 20 years...

The male fantasy

16 personalities

Why don't schools just become online classes and courses?

How do I become less nice...

How do I get the motivation to keep going and doing stuff if god just keeps crushing all my dreams and I have a curse...

Bebinator.com thread

Are you IoneIy?

TELL ME HOW TO GET A GIRLFRIEND NOW OR THE FUCKING DOG GETS IT

ITT: favorite lyrics

UH OH, the NPCs are "angry". These non-humans need their guts ripped out for sure

Its another episode where user walks miles every day diets and eats less and doesn't lose a pound

Literally just bees himself

Do fembots want to punch us?

Anyone else have anger issues?

Short haired girls are the best girls

Tfw never gonna have gf

Would you date a REAL fembot? I SAY REAL FEMBOTS WOULD YOU DATE THEM IM TALKING ABOUT ANAL HAIR HERE

Religion & God - Societal Impact

What would you do if one day girls just started acting like this towards you?

I'm Japanese. I find non-Japanese, who are into feudal Japanese history and culture, to be pathetic

I feel no sympathy for girls who get sexually assaulted at Frat Parties...

Stay away from discord

Are we the true NPCs?

These porn ads are actually fucking vile

/comfy drink general/

Girl came to r9k asking about making a Wooden horse

The npc meme is not funny

E-gf isnt responding again

Are you affectionate towards your brother or sister?

Its over robots, we lost

I'm a woman and I want sex, my sex drive is v high, but I don't have a boyfriend...

Virginity loosing thread for femnons

I'm Mobilizing A Team

Parents are setting up an arranged marriage for me

I wish i was never circumcised

I don't have anywhere else to go so I'll tell you guys what happened

Why do guys like to manspread in public...

Do vapes give a strong buzz like decent cigarette do...

My girlfriend is had two abortions is two abortions too many abortions?

I'm getting ready to confront my e-crush with the fact that she's been ignoring me in favor of someone else for way too...

Tfw you will never be a househusband with a breadwinner gf

Let Her thread. Write the letter to whom they will not read

Do you ever feel guilt about eating meat , robots?

Im putting together a team

What's stopping you from being happy in life?

Ever do something sexual in a theater?

Childhood faps (UK edition)

Girls don't like big dicks, they're scary and too painful

Unlink Date Pinned

Born in shitty small town

Facesitting handjob

Why the fuck does being homeless look so appealing to me? Just seems so adventurous and free. It's like being a nomad...

Instead of "based", say agreeable

I heard Jow Forums is full of retards, is that true?

Honest thoughts on the hookup culture/Tinder?

Could you guys imagine? Legal cunny?

Ask girl at work if she has any plans for tonight

Holy fucking shit, just got back from my first day wagecucking at McDonalds

Would you fuck Jordan Perterson's daughter?

Femanons how fearful are you? Do you feel afraid of something happening to you ehem you are outside...

Intrusive Thoughts

So is this how a femcel looks like? also why aren't you telling her she's slaying?

Be me 15 minutes ago

Foot Fetishists

What normie archetypes really grind your gears?

So did we steal the NPC meme from Reddit or did Reddit steal it from us?

Who was "that girl with huge boobs" in the high school you went to?

94% of women will only date a man that's taller than them

Post your calorie count for today

Normalfaggot says he has "depression"

Stop calling girls traps. It makes you look like an idiot...

Got circumcision surgery

How does it feel being one of the worst boards on Jow Forums?

How many people have seen your dick before? Doesn't mean you had to have had sex with them. For me it's 9

Imagine thinking this is a deep insight. Are NPCs like pic related just the new brainlets?

Stop doing what you're doing and roll in this thread

The blackpill is bullshit. There are countless people who aren't tall, or muscular, or high-achieving, or fit...

At what age did all the magic dissapear from the world for you and why

Potential gf/bf thread

It was a lie, robots. Even the cute girls want big muscular guys and big dicks...

Outfits that makes you horny

Therapist asks me if I think I'm not a "normal" person

Hey guys, join if you want losers to talk to

Why does any npc thread always have a few anons who are just completely platinum mad in it?

What would you do if you got sucker punched by a thot?

Why dont you just get yourself a cute art hoe gf?

Hi user! I'm a princess and I need a knight, can you be my knight user?

Why are people allowed to be bad?

TSUKI Project - 30 days

Incels are fucking cancer

Have any of you ever worked in porn?

There is objectively nothing wrong with hurting animals

Wake up and are greeted by the peircing blue eyes of a beautiful angel

My ex boyfriend left me and was serious about me finding someone else

Waifu: The Waif-ening, First Blood Part2

Someone on here told me I "fried my endocannabinoid system" by smoking cannabis everyday

Since r9k is basically an off branch of Jow Forums I'll ask this here. Why are (Ashkenazi) Jews not considered white...

A close family friend tried to groom me and is now aggressively pursuing me since I'm now 18...

New flavor of the month anime comes out

The reason the term NPC is a lot better than the term normie, despite them being synonyms...

Look over boyfriend's Bank Statement

Today was my 20th birthday

Why does being submissive feel good?

Just ate my own shit. Ask me anything

Size doesn't matter, vaginas are only 3-4 inches deep anyway

Can we ban LGTBQ/trap/tranny/sissy and HRT comment/threads?

No homo, but I enjoy when a female (male) falls for me or send me revealing pics. It is nice to feel loved...

Why kind of shape do you have? Studies show that men with wider faces are more successful CEOs

Question for fembots

What stops you guys from just ending it all?

Anyone else tired of the internet? There's nothing on here anymore

Why do ugly men who have bad genetics and bad personalities (most of r9k) want relationships when most of us women have...

Meet a new friend thread

How many of you are virgins because you look like pic related or worse?

Jow Forums gets Jow Forums

Femanon here. I've always wanted to try the Wooden Horse as a self-bindage tool...

"Yo user, let's go shopping downtown and then have some fun back at my place"

I cried today bros, I tried to hold it back but I couldnt. Does it get any better?

What is your original opinion on MGTOW?

Watching anime or literally anything that isn't kawaii/moe

Get first gf when I'm 23

Starting to develop Yellow Fever

/r9krim/ General: Winter is coming edition

How am I supposed to improve my life if I'm too lazy to take a piss or brush my teeth?

How do you tell if someone has BPD?

Anyone here into reproductional cuckolding?

Comfy games thread. What are you guys playing?

I lost the love of my life

Big dick - low IQ

Actually got multiple people from here to add me on fuckin discord

Do you have social media?

That super popular girl that was nice to you just because she felt sorry for you

Hey! Why haven't you joined in the cyberpunk afterlife user?

Am i the only Iranian bot on Jow Forums?

No amount of hrt can help you, just give up

SOMEONE GET ME OUT OF THIS STATE

Why did you not join a sports team in high school?

Tfw no clingy femboy bf

I just had sex :DDD

What is the perfect female height?

Just had to watch my best and only friend get put down

A Porsche 918 (yours to keep/sell) or one night sex with anything you desire (no consequences)...

Girls arent attractive unless theyre fucked up enough

The only thing that enables me to feel legitimate emotion at this point is pokemon

Roasties are stright up just confirming the blackpill now. Its like they want us all on suicide watch

Tfw nobody has kidnapped me yet

It feels like there have been a lot of Discord threads recently

Anyone wanna roast me for my choice or even care?

Internet fight thread

I was careless at the laundromat and the town pervert stole my sister's thongs. She's gonna effin' kill me...

Pokemon Clover Nuzlocke

Have you ever said something really cringe to a friend? How did that turn out?

Me and my cousin got into an argument and we are no longer friends anymore...

R9k's first sexual experience

Half of youtube is controlled CIA/NSA shills and I've had enough of it

First semester of college

I just found out my girlfriend had two abortions what should I do?

How did you guys find out about Jow Forums

Alright robots. Pretty much stipped everything out of my room after 6 months of living in in my own shit...

How to confront my e-crush with the fact that she's been ignoring me in favor of someone else for way too long now...

/femcel general/

Ask wife how many kids

Anyone else hate their name?

Is cuddling a girl similar to cuddling a pillow in terms of comfiness? How is it different?

Well. Theyre literally making us out to be psychotic killers now

Is everyone here a robot because they are degenerates? Did your degeneracy isolate you from mainstream society?

Why are women so into big dogs?

Who else never felt young?

Just ate 100 ug of lsd. how yall doing? gimma drugs/trippy art/ comfy thread

Fuck this server

My mom let my uncle move into our house. Hes loud, rude, nosey. I dont feel comfy at my computer anymore...

How the FUCK do I stop looking at porn, I feel completely powerless

Daily reminder that life isn't worth living if you aren't a Chad and that personality is a meme

Who will make first contact? How do we reach him?

Love Selfless Courage

How many of you fags browing this board are even robots anymore?

Can't even go 1 day of fasting without giving up and binge eating 5000 calorie meal

How often do you shower? I shower on every Wednesday and sunday...

This little chinese girl is now your daughter

R9k Sexual History Survey

Just lift bro, you'll stop wanting to be a girl in no time

Everything is dead

Do fembots want bebes?

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