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>Petite

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Although 4.7 is pretty high, 2-3g of sodium ok as long as you eat a good amount of potassium

Yeah, I’ll balance it out soon.
Remember that vegemite is more salty that it looks

He did the right thing

I try to read these stories but they're all so obviously fake I can't even suspend my disbelief

>I worked with this unbelievably dumb fat cunt once at this pllace that loosely rhymes with fuckin' donuts.
>She's got so much fat in her bloodstream her brain doesn't work and she falls asleep standing up halfway through a shift.
>Never shuts the fuck up, because nobody listens to her, because she never shuts the fuck up, because nobody listens to her, because she never shuts the fuck up.
>Whole face jiggles when she talks.
>Have to maneuver around her at work because her slow ass waddle clogs every walkway and holds up EVERYONE's work speed.
>Spends whole workday talking to customers rather than working, as if her ability to perform the tasks at hand wasn't already suffering enough from her lack of mobility and brainpower.
>Always brought her kid even when she was closing, so for a large part of an 8-hour shift, even when the lobby was supposed to be empty, we had a ten year old running around playing with shit and demanding even MORE of her time.
>I don't even have a story here. I just fucking hate that retarded fat bitch and I haven't even worked there in 4 months.
Amanda I hope you see this someday and take it to heart. The answer to every problem in your life, in work, outside of work, in your family, with your friends, is:
SHUT THE FUCK AND MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS AND EAT LESS DONUTS YOU RETARDED FAT DUMB BITCH.

UP*

That is the part I hate most about gastronomy work:
You constantly have to deal with fatties:
>customers
mostly overweight
>boss
overweight
>coworkers
All except for me and gaybro are either overweight or obese.

Also fatties often order their pizza with an additional dip, mostly aioli (basicly garlic mayonaise, we go trough about 1-2kg/shift) and a shitload of stuff on them plus at least one icecream and softdrink.
Plus they often don't even tip.

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I fucking hate Trisha Paytas. Disgusting little piglet should develop diabetes and die already. What the actual fuck is the point of a diet soda if you’re eating that much goddamn spaghetti. When you’re eating that much at a time it doesn’t matter how fucking big you are you’re already lost. I look forward to watching her life go to shit on an episode of my 600 pound life

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"Petite" in women's clothing refers to the height of the woman. Typically a woman who is 5'4" and below falls into the category. Source: dad's ex-wife used to take me clothes shopping with her and find her the right sizes.

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>people

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>thinking that anything over 800kcals could ever be considered a small meal

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>Knows how to count calories
>Doesn't believe in food scales

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>316% sodium
>not putting potassium on everything
Never gonna make it

This made me break down crying for about one minute. Oh the huge manatee...

Goddamn that reminds me of the spaghetti dinners I would make. I'm having spaghetti tomorrow night. Will have to buy some shit but it's gonna be worth it.

I see what you did

Don't know why but garlic pasta makes eating my chicken so much better than any other carb side

this one makes me kek every damn time

Wow, she could outdo Machiavelli with one hand behind her back.

Pasta is fucking AMAZING. I hate the excessive amount of carbs but I love the taste. And yes, pasta makes chicken absurdly delicious. I don't even know why.

Though rice also makes chicken absurdly delicious.

>a fucking cup holder for your cart
Jesus christ America is fucking lost.

My car has 10 cup holders

I think she means 1200kcal for both meals

Is she honestly this retarded to not understand energy density?

It's probably just blissful ignorance. If she actually took effort into measuring out servings, she can't eyeball her two servings of cake that she calls one in her head.

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Why do obeasts of this size even try to buy nice looking clothing? What’s the point? They should just get tarps and cut holes in them to make ponchos.

It's not difficult to trick fatties user, they are driven by one thing.
>I'd gf that girl in a heartbeat. (i mean if she ever wanted me)
Oh ye, CHECKED

>guesses her food weights
>thinks she is accurately counting calories
And ill bet that small amount of chocolate is a family bag

Fucking Amanda man..

This is unbelievable. Sometimes I just can't imagine that these people are actually serious and aren't trolls, but it seems to be that way.

>(((soi)))

I cant believe they unironically themselves "small fats". I will never not laugh at this.

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>her kid
How are these people breeding? Men need to get their shit together and stop enabling this bad behaviour.

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Based as always

fatties are fat can we purge yet?

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>honormycurves

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That "shop small" sticker

>pasta + chicken + herb cheese + sambal + spinach

It's fucken heaven I tells ya. Not sure how many calories though.

Whales doing any kind of exercise needs to be encouraged not ridiculed.

Anyone using #HAES isn't going to improve themselves, she's going to do just enough to call herself a 'fit' fat and use it as an excuse to eat more to 'build muscle'. Pretending to exercise isn't enough

back to your containment board

But she failed to do all three poses

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based as always my good man

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The odds ratio for death from cardiovascular events is actually at it’s lowest between 4-5grams of sodium a day so that amount of sodium is actually perfect. Before refrigeration when we preserved meat with mostly salt we would typically get something like 18grams of sodium a day

My main point was that potassium balance is more important to heart health than sodium amounts.

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-6456491/Three-pound-woman-pleads-guilty-murdering-120-pound-boyfriend-sitting-chest.html

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>When facesitting goes wrong

That URL and even headline are pretty misleading
>300lb Pennsylvania woman, 44, who crushed her 120lb boyfriend by SITTING on him, pleads guilty to murder
>>Windi Thomas, 44, attacked her boyfriend Keeno Butler, 44, with a knife and a table leg after a row at their home in Eerie, Pennsylvania in March
>>She then sat on his chest, crushing her 120lb boyfriend to death

Could you bench such beast off yourself and live to see another day Jow Forums?

I see these mostly in higher end grocery stores that have wine and beer available to try. Never seen it in a place like Walmart.

I dont. Explain pls.

Fuck no I couldn't

But I'm not nearly slow enough for a beached whale to manage to sit on me either.

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(you)

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>when a necessary movement gets coopted by these degenerate landwhales and is now a laughing stock

>Necessary
>Because Trump is a fascist

Mhmhm

>his grocery marts don't offer complimentary coffee
lmao

>necessary

Are you implying the rise of right wing isn’t directly correlated with the prevalence of left wing insanity

for the love of god stop replying to namefags
they have no real opinions, they have no real convictions, they exist solely to gather (You)’s and you are trying to kill a starving hyena by feeding it

>necessary movement
>antifa

???

Where do you store your open sips?

Because if they realized clothing didn't do anything and they were hideous they wouldn't be fat anymore

Stretchy fabrics are the only clothing that most of these fats can wear. From my experience most fattys give up on fashion and become practical with clothing. Probably the only example of logical thought from these people

>necessary
>implying fascism isn't the necessary response to the modern global-homo zeitgeist

>posting your shit with a billion hashtags on instagram like you deserve a round of applause for doing some moderate exercise for the first time in your life
>#haes
None of those should be encouraged.

Do you think the bullying made her bitter and vengeful or the fact she lingers on it and spends countless hours plotting revenge did it? Just look at those eyes. You don't find eyes like that on a sane person.

i bet you could kill an obese with insulin or glucose injections and nobody would notice

>not taking the fash pill
never guna make it

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Still fat on left

In my portable IV bag to mainline it. Don't tell me you actually drink it.

Well lads, I guess my lifting career is gonna have to come to an end.
Just been diagnosed with pre-diabetes which means I'll never be able to bulk properly again
>tfw lifting for 5 years
>tfw have abs and never been fat
on the plus side, I get to rip the shit into fatties who brag on about how weight is about genetics.

can I get an xD pls

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Could someone please post the picture of the fat woman bottle feeding a kid soda?

:(

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Screw that, just put some pepperoni or salami on top of your chicken... melt some cheese too. Serve it with some pizza sauce if you like.

Spaghetti ain't shit without sauce and oil. You ever get cravings for plain unsauced spaghetti?

I guess. Yoga isn't really exercise though, it's just stretching. Even actual exercise like walking doesn't do much.

Why put forth the effort to walk an hour on the treadmill and burn 400 calories? Spend that time meal prepping instead and eat in a 500-1000 cal deficit.

Because if you walked for an hour every day, you can tell everyone that you're a fit person who exercises 5 times a week

>necessary movement
in the same way that a bowel movement is a necessary movement. what do you expect when the left is made-up of people who can't conceive of having to provide for themselves? is it any surprise that you're all obese/skinnyfat whores, soys boys, and niggers and other assorted shitskins? the civil war cannot come soon enough

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I'd hammer the sickle of that sign holder

judging from the knock knees and bottom-heavy torso it's a safe bet that her body has the consistency of mashed potatoes

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