Fellas, a grill benching next to me just asked me to film her. Does she want the D? What do?

Fellas, a grill benching next to me just asked me to film her. Does she want the D? What do?

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film her and compliment her, ask her if she has a fitness Ig

Get her social media fro here and then message her

>just asked me to film her
And you whipped out your phone to ask Jow Forums first?

>inb4 she asked him to film her and he immediately pulled out his OWN phone to record her

Film her on your own phone saying some Austin powers line like "ya baby work it" or some porn lines like "oh ya erotic photography" if she laughs that's good then get her number or whatever so you can send her the shit. The key here is to not be autistic for once in your life and be funny.

>LADIES YOU ARE LOOKING GOOD TONIGHT

While you are filming her gains, she's essentially mogging yours.

>GainsGoblinDetected.exe

Fuck that bitch, get back to lifting.

This is reasonable.


That's autistic as fuck.

Jesus Christ.

Do not do this.

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I had a girl ask me to take picture of her working out for her ig, she said she was a model, but i didn't hit on her cuz she was like 35 and i'm not into older women

Who is this?

It's a sex doll dude. They're getting pretty good.

i had a girl brag ask me for a picture that also bragged about being a model. i just said "haha if you say so", and she walked away without me taking her picture. thanks autism

I asked if she was filming for "IG clout/the followers" she said she didn't have one. I said "suuuree" mockingly. She gave me her phone and while she was doing her set I whispered "I love you" into the camera. She gonna freak when she watches it haha

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>whispered >I love you< into the camera
absolutely retarded

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Exactly

based

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absolute mad lad

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Vera Skokoff/Femjoy

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Alpha af

i took the pictures, she wanted me to follow her on IG but i don't have social media so she gave me her number

I actually laughed out loud.

Fpbp

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PLEASE PLEASE post the link if she actually uploades it with your comment still in the video

Are you special

YEAH BABY EROTIC PHOTOGRAPHY.
>Mfw being this alpha

put me in the screen cap

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10 000 hrs in paint

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thot bubble should be above chad ones, because she says her line first.

Or she can post it anyways with no audio..

too much work fuck it here

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B&R

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And then just walk away

HOLY FUCKING KEK
BASED HAHA POSTER

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