I know you’re supposed to start these with a mirin story, but I don’t have one, so here’s a semi-related story
>Work out at local YMCA
>The woman’s changing room is located between the men’s changing room and the gym
>Walking from men’s changing room to gym
>As I pass in front of the women’s changing room, a qt comes out of it
>It looked like she was only wearing a hoodie and her bottom half was naked (the hoodie was covering the vagina region)
>We stop for a split second a make eye contact
>I think to myself “what the fuck, is this bitch half naked” and keep walking
>2 seconds later I hear “excuse me”
>I turn around
>She says “do you know how to get to the pool”
>”T-the pool?”
>”Yeah”
>”I-I think you have to go t-through the changing room”
>”Oh ok, thanks”
>She turns around and walks back to the women’s changing room
>I just stand there and get to stare at her ass for 1.8 seconds
I swear it looked like she was naked, I could see her buttcrack
Mirin Thread
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Post mires
I was at a hot topic to get bracelets and shit for an outfit I was putting together for an event at a casino called Scene night, drinking, scene music, everyone dresses up etc.
>I walk in and the only girl working there compliments the shirt im wearing (I wear wacky clothes)
>she asks if i need any help
>say no and look for stuff on my own
>don't see anything and leave store to look at other places
>don't find anything
>go back to hot topic
>girls looks up from computer and smiles
>"you're back?!"
>explain why I'm there and ask for help since I was never a scene kid and don't really know what to look for
>she finds me the perfect stuff
>go to check out
>we have a conversation about comics because she said she liked that shit
>ask me for my number
>think its for rewards system or something
>give her number
>she writes it on post it note and puts it in her pocket, winks
>I leave
mfw still haven't gotten a text, fuck my life
does it still count as a mire?
If she demonstrated attraction towards you then yes
Most likely a mire. Maybe not a mire towards your body necessarily, but because you didn't handle it like an autist, she probably digs you more than on a physical level.
Just chill, if she doesn't message you or call you, then fuck it.
Probably worth a shot going back in there to buy something cheap, just to see her again if you think she's worth pursuing.
Yes that counts a fucking mire user.
>Buy canned vegetables, eggs, and sweet potatoes at Wegmans several times a week
>Always use self checkout to avoid talking to cashiers
>Wegmans stations an employee at self checkout
>One is a girl who's been there's a few years
>She always talks to me
>Lied about not having Snapchat to get her off my back
>Asked for my number enough times that I finally caved
>Keeps asking if I want to get coffee sometime
>tfw she's fat as fuck, covered in tats, and never shuts up about "muh depression"
Boys, I hope to God this same exact scenario happens to me with a cute tomboy instead of an enormous whale I'm too polite to tell to fuck off.
just fuck her in the ass
>meet qt Asian
>work for same company but different branches. Go to business meeting together
>it's hot so roll up sleeves
>notice her always glancing at my forearms
>this happens on multiple occasions
>fast forward a little and qt Asian is coming over, I'm rustling up something nice for dinner for us both
>notices I have a pull up bar
>asks me to do as many as I can
>stares at biceps the entire time
>bites her lip slightly "you can do one more can't you user"
Ended up in a relationship and damn is she a keeper.
A PRE-EMPTIVE REMINDER THAT IT'S ONLY A MIRE IF YOU'RE Jow Forums
Based. Post pictures of qt asian
That shadow is fucking hilarious
THAT was your cue to show her how to get there with a little detour if you know what I mean.
Dubs of truth.
Holy fucking kek and post ending in 69 too hahaha
jsus fugin crust am kekin hard
Her pusy is the reward
Post pics
Double dubs of truth
DEVILISH
> 6 scoops a day
Not a Mirin story but it does always make me laugh in disgust.
>cute tomboy
did somebody said cute tomboy thread ?
is this just some absurd starwars rendition lmao. like the ghost at the end Return of the Jedi.
SAVE US SMINEM
You tryna get me banned from the YMCA nigga
How the fuck did he use his friend’s sperm
SMINEM is our saviour
Sounds like she was just fucking with him from the start. Rip user.
Me and another friend from high school were visiting some old friends (younger) after we had finished exams, some gay normie shit but it be how it be.
>Walk around for like 10 minutes cause some think set off a fire alarm for a kek
>See one of my older friends (not my buddy's though)
>"OMG user hi! I haven't seen you in forever! Come here!" (Goes in for a hug)
>Stays in hug for a tad too long, I don't really notice though, saying hi to some newfags and oldfags
>Talking to the Stacy I was chatting up at the time, who happened to be hug-girls best friend
>"Lol, user, hug-girl says you have a nice chest"
>"H-haha yeah, must've absorbed hers" (hug fag has small tits cause of vegan diet)
>"What the fuck is wrong with you user"
I don't even know what I said wrong, that bitch had some small ass tiddies. Eh, a mire is a mire.
Based
Kek
living the dream
absolutely funny
fucking women ruin everything
beta af. you don't give women your number. you ask for theirs. it's a power play dumbass.
Ohhhh boy I need some help gents.
>the year is 2002
>I'm in grade 7 and there's this girl (lets call her M) who anytime I walk by teases me with "heya user"
>I only have eyes for Red Eyes Black Dragon, thots not even a thought
>at first I autistly ignored her
>then being the cruel dumb teen I was, I started flipping her the bird because I felt like she was mocking...she also was besties with the most cringe girl in the whole grade so I didn't wanna be seen associating with her
>M was a tall girl at 12, so was I minus the girl part
Terminator time machine jump to 2018
>suddenly see M again at my gym, I work there as a PT
>she aged wonderfully, she's like 5'10 great ass, cute AF I'm literally kicking myself but I haven't spoken to her since flipping her the bird millions of times as a teen
>decide it's not worth approaching her
>i also learn M is dating a guy I vaguely know but have a good opinion of
> the bf is not very athletic and is the same height as her, in general they don't come across as too into each other
>me and M catch each other's gaze quite a bit, I talk to her bf occasionally and she would always try and show up in the middle of our convos or talk to him right after I leave
>last few months don't see her there with the BF
>match with her on tinder last night
Mixed feels, how does this shit not get awkward next time I see her at the gym?
>Should I msg her first and be like, don't we go to the same gym?
> Should I tell her hey I remember you from elementary and sorry for flipping you off every day for the entirety of grade 7 and 8?
>Should I just play it like I totally didn't recognize you that's why I never talked to you?
Haaaalp me.
Ask her if she wants to grab a coffe or something
Don’t mention anything negative or historical unless she does. You should progress entirely as if you don’t know her becuase the reality is you don’t. Tons of shit happens to each of us every day every week every month and year. She’s a wholly different person since she seven and so are you, just aged and looking to fuck. Don’t fuck that up, and get to know her. Simple.
you've got past grief with her, despite her probably not trying to cause it
ask to be fuck buddies and nothing more
Ignore this shit fuck buddies are degenerate
Cleanse your souls with an apology, be charming and take it from there
Only female mire that made me feel good.
>be 21
>living with parents cause fuck california economy
>going to take the trash out while my mother talks to the neighbors
>elder black woman
>mom calls me over and introduces me
>elderly woman says "Oh wow this is your son? He's so big and strong. user I'm so glad you're here now it looks like we got someone to protect the neighborhood."
>"you lift weights? My nephew over here can use some of that. He's almost 30 but he plays golf. I bet you work hard."
>I smile like a spastic China man and laugh.
>Th-thanks you too.
I get mistaken as an employee fairly regularly at clothing outlets.
Seeing as those stores usually hire well dressed reasonably attractive 18-30 year olds this is something positive, r-right?
Wegmans in Buffalo? Specifically a suburb of Buffalo? Your description of the whale matches a worker I have encountered too many times, she tries to go after everyone
Fuck, she IS a keeper.
btw, what's your pullup max reps with strict form?
8 desu. Im a fat T-rex mode.
>BACONSIZZLING
nice
he obviously kept it in a bottle drank some and spit it inside her while he was eating her out.
how can you be so dense?
>let her back in (big mistake)
People don’t ‘mire’ at YMCA
It’s a Christian organization, OP
Posted this in another thread a few days ago ill share it again
>Be me, dyel
>go to rave for the first time with a fit t-shirt
>dance with my friends
>spot qt in the dancefloor, look at her abit and continue my moves
>look her again, she is looking at me
>go out smoking with 1 friend
>as i enter the dancefloor again spot qt right by the entrance
>smile at her while im walking past her
>she smiles back
>grabs my ass
>i look back, she gave me the biggest smile ive seen
>smile back
>i walk away
why do i do retarded shit like this i dont get it
i didn't know it was for her, she was ringing me up and i thought it was for a rewards program. though i still disagree with you, I've gone on many dates by giving my number to women. they eat that shit up and it shows that you're not desperate
Drinking your bros cum and spitting it into a girls vag mist be the best way to impregnate a girl
>gf invites me to a trip to a cabin in the woods she and a bunch of our uni classmates whom she is close with organized
>back then (~2 years) i was a fucking mess, alcohol, drugs, shut in, no one knew who i was, etc
>i'm to be the designated driver
>meet up, single short thicc girl, short thicc girl + fat bearded soft guy, tall qt fit girl + tall lean guy, short slim asian guy
>can immediately tell tall lean guy is their leader, and the group's clown
>drive couple of hours there, pleasant conversations all around
>set up things in cabin, go to the town for groceries and enjoy the break from city shenanigans
>suddenly i realize i am calling the shots without meaning to
>k den
>tall guy keeps being his clown self, but he's getting attention but not control
>at night, we play tabletop games n nerd shit
>tall girl keeps staring at me while smiling, to the point where it makes me uncomfortable, same with single thicc shorty, gf squeezes my arm harder than needed, but never said a word about it
>same pattern repeats all weekend
>unfortunately we got a shared bedroom with twink asian due to gf's bad luck, so no fugging
>come back to the city
>drop everyone at the rendezvous
>gf friends thanking me, shorty inviting us to bday party, telling gf she found a diamond in the rough, etc
>say our goodbyes, tall girl and shorty giggle and say "thanks daddy user"
>gf squeezing arm like mad, her smile a tad too wide, laugh too loud
>drive her home, worried i fucked up
>she goes fucking wild as soon as we get off truck, we fuck like beasts
p nice, i'm not even buff, but lifting has always given me personality/character/discipline gains that i guess other people notice
nigger
also
>last night
>go out with gf for a tasty chicken sandwich dinner after gym
>get back into car
>radio talk show
>they are talking about fantasies n shit
>talking thot goes "many girls think 'i've only had you as a sexual partner, and i'm happy, but i'd like to try with someone else, you know?', well, don't be afraid to tell your partner girls!"
>go slightly uncomfortable, as i am the first and only sexual partner gf has had
>admittedly, i have a shit ton of fetishes, and have had her try a bunch of stuff, collars, ankle/wrist cuffs, blindfolds, electrostimulation, anal toys, power play, etc
>she's embraced my perversion and then some, surprising me at her blooming sexuality
>reminds me i have an electro plug and kegel balls on their way over me
>back to last night
>as dread pools in my gut, cursing the (((promiscuity agenda))), gf turns to me and says
>"well, i'll never say that, it's never boring with you, you just know how to leave me happy and exhausted every time", as she presses the scan button searching for music
>my dick and heart soar at her words
i've gone through a lot of shit life has thrown my way, but it's been all worth it
we are all going to make it bros
this weekend it's our anniversary, gonna tell her i intend to wife her up
wow rude
180 lbs shredded probably 9%bf
>Constantly asked if I box or play football
>Gym goers ask me questions about my routine
>Constantly mired in front of gf which makes her jealous and horny
>Thumbs up from the strongest guy in the gym after I blasted out 2 plate inverse rows
>Dad asked to send pics of me flexing to his brother
>GF keeps asking me to some dumb ass double overhand pose that makes her wet
Being shredded>being bulky
Holy shit he MOGGED that girl so hard she actually became disgusted by her own inferiority. Fucking BASED.
good luck, user
i'd always have a nagging feeling in the back of my head of her wanting to fuck other people
>anytime I walk by teases me with "heya user"
>teases me
what
>Should I tell her hey I remember you from elementary and sorry for flipping you off every day for the entirety of grade 7 and 8?
this but less "sorry" and more "lol, remember when... ...anyway, wanna grab coffee?"
Don't apologize for being a dumb kid, just acknowledge that you were. That's like apologizing for pooping or coughing.
>pretend and let the female take the initiative
this a faggot
Jesus, that's fucking hilarious. Fuck her for getting upset over it.
I think that openly laughing it off and admitting that you shot her down due to YGO is the correct choice of action. She will be embarassed and humiliated, but will thus close the gap between you.
Obviously you were supposed to go up to her and grab her ass aggressively. She was making a dominance play and you just let it happen. She wanted to know what kind of grip strength you can muster so she could decide if you were fit enough to protect her offspring from predators in the coming spring.
appreciated
reminded me i gotta order this cock ring/double penetration strap-on thingy as the last step to popping her backdoor cherry, as nothing but fingers and toys have been up there
do you really want her keen to being dp'd regularly? fetishes only escalate, soon one guy might not be enough to satisfy her
>this weekend it's our anniversary, gonna tell her i intend to wife her up
good luck
>cousin has a qt gf I've had a crush on forever but I'm over it because I got a gf recently
>awhile ago, go over to hers to hang out with everyone, nobody else has showed up yet
>recently got a stupid new tattoo so I decided to show her
>pull up sleeves to show her and kinda accidentally flex my biceps as I show her
>she says wow and starts to touch it while asking me if it hurt, etc
>getting a raging immoral hardon as she compliments my arm, sexual tension is boiling over
>just then a few people knock on the door
>don't know what would have happened if people hadn't shown up then, probably would have made some life altering poor decisions
thanks friend. should have mentioned, 6th year of a wonderful relationship that started rocky as fuck, but led to us evolving, growing into and for each other.
she's stupidly loyal, with strong principles due to her old fashioned upbringing, a tad too idealistic which balances my rationalistic/factual way of viewing things. i would never suspect her of cheating or wanting another guy, took her 7 months or so to say "i love you", as she felt saying it without being 100% sure was wrong. unlike me, she needs a strong sentimental connection to move to the physical plane, not that i intend to cheat on her. i love her too much for that, even if she wouldn't find out.
>start work at a warehouse
>majority of the workers are latino
>paid attention in school so my Spanish is passable
>ey he speak Spani
>6'3" with blue eyes and light hair, CIAO (Chad In Appearance Only)
>la gente instantly accept me, refer to me as papi and señor
>wear light fabric workout shirts because it gets hot, inadvertently show off arms
>amigos notice, diosmio.jpeg
>Yuo so strong! Duro papi!
>they unironically call me Don Blanco
>also, company barbecues and parties
>they all bring female relatives
>ey papi, yuo wan marry daughter? Yuo make good grandkids for me jajaja
>most are goblina tier, some qt, and one or two diosas
>end up at a table with one of the diosas, catch her mirando mi cuerpo
>she gives me bedroom eyes
>it was at that moment I realized how Cortez must have felt
>inverse rows
its called bench press m8
Kek
Aunt Jemima mires are the best mires.
>CIAO
Wrong, his balls smelt bad hence why her reaction was to slow down(confirm the stank) to get up and leave(tell sob story and gtfo)
You niggers need to understand
Lol sure pal, sure. And I never said she was mirin me
What a killer.
No it's not bozo. Look it up. One of my favorite lifts if you put yoyr feet up and stack 45lb plates on your chest.
>girl at art museum who decides films to show asks me for suggestions
>tell her david lynch
>she starts asking a ton of questions about david lynch
>think she’s just screening to find out more
>she ends up asking me about david lynch for 30 minutes straight
>summarize and explain the entirety of twin peaks and eraserhead while being confused over her intentions
>she writes down her name, address, and phone number on a post-it note and hands it to me
What did she mean by this?
Name
>'It was nice talking to you about our shared intrest in the body of work done by Mr. David Lynch, user(?), I got that right, right?'
Phone number
>'Here's my number, user. We could meet up for a coffee sometime, and chat about other intrests that we might share. Coffee is so nice when talking for a long time :3'
Address
>'Whenever you're around this part of town, give me a quick call, and I'll let you in so you can fuck me silly, m'kay? Bring something nice with you if you will- say a carton of condoms'
>works as IT at art deparment in uni
>dyel
>apparently I'm the only guy that produces some testosterone in the whole faculty
>get some mires from qts and some intense glares from obese purple haired freaks
I'm confused if the land whales are actually miring me or trying to kill me
Jealousy. It is both hatred and mirin
It means she's going to want you to sit at home and watch David Lynch with her instead of going to gym.
Don't be fooled user, she's a gains goblin
This
Bitches want to take Jow Forums guys and then steal their gains so other wammyns don't try to steal you.
Damn, 10/10 play-by-play
She was bordering on too thicc so I didn’t follow through.
What would be the Chad way to handle that kind of situation? I enjoy having that kind of conversation but doubt she was interested in anything other than my pp, pretending to ignore that while having a deep convo seems lame
Thanks user
>In bus with a couple of mates, going swimming in a lake nearby
>"dude I can't sit comfortably next to you, your shoulders are so wide"
>he moves over to other mate
Other one
>boomer friend I play dnd with constantly asks me about how mich I go to the gym and my diet
>I always just say don't drink soda or eat candy
Another one
>wtf your arms are fucking huge, bro
- my mate on while on acid
Idk if this one's a mire
>doing arm workout on bench
>qt thot sits on bench next to me
>she starts fixing her cleavage every time I'm laying down, can see it in peripheral vision
>does 2kg shoulder press while I'm resting
>this goes on for 5 more sets and I go do something else