Benis Health

Look at those tiny fucking tubes that connect the testicles to the body - that is all that is making you a man. Why is the body so fragile.

>these fags don't even excercise their penis tubes

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That sounds terrifying

>compressed air in urethra
no thanks. wouldn't just pissing be clearing it up for the most part anyway?

When i was 20 and in the army my unit got a call to send a few soldiers for attendance in a memorial for a soldier who was hit and runned' 20 years prior.

Me and 3 other soldiers were sent for a 1 hour drive to the cemetery.
10 minutes on the road and i have to pee, we didn't have the leeway to stop at a station since we're kinda running late
>oh well, i'll pee when we get there

We finally arrive, everyone are already waiting for us, can't go into the cemetery bathroom since it would be disrespectful since everyone will be waiting for me.

Stand at the grave for the entire memorial service while attempting to hide my rapid eye movement until i can finally make a dash out.

Can't sprint to the toilet since it's disrespectful so i make swift walk up to the bathroom, and as i just about to reach the urinal while attempting to drop my pants to my knees while almost tearing them without undoing the belt, the other soldier walks up behind me and stand at the neighboring urinal. i can't piss like a special ed kid anymore and now have to undo the belt, at this point i'm already about to implode.

The military belt is a metal bar slide type where you have to tight it up before you can undo it, as i pull on it, i can feel as my bladder letting go, the operation is a bust and i'm about to piss my pants.
Quickly pop my dick out of the pants and crank down to form a 120 degrees so it aims at the urinal, let go of one litter of piss while my dick looks like a crowbar.

That was 13 years ago, ever since that day it takes me about 2 minutes to pee.

Do you think there's a solution for slow pissing?

Tried talking to a doctor?

I don't like doctors. waste of time and money.

Some people with persistent issues pass urine through the rectum instead.

why does it take you 2 minutes to pee?

low pressure output, like a drizzle.

LOL

I imagine that holding your piss that long could literally hurt your bladder, and im sure it was a long time if you had to piss before the ceremoney even started lol. Fucking soldiers man. You gotta go get it checked

how can I cum more easily through bjs?
Coming in a girls mouth is a huge turn on and my girl does a pretty good job and Deepthroats me and gives sloppy slow head but I just can't come. Only time I came was after not seeing her for a week.

Checked
Also, there's plenty of resources online regarding how to increment your volume and all that, altho some require you to do some stupid shit (like eating a certain food for an unhealthy amount of times)
One thing I've been doing recently is masturbating on and off through the day, without finishing, for a couple of days before sex; it makes me last a bit less but there's a very noticeable increase in volume.

>That was 13 years ago, ever since that day it takes me about 2 minutes to pee.
Actually, I suspect inflammation of the prostate is to blame for this problem. And that in turn can be a red flag, especially at a relatively young age. If you have benign prostatic hyperplasia (BPH), you're at considerable risk for prostate cancer down the line.

I'd see a doctor and tell them everything you told us.

>let go of one litter of piss
Just so we're clear, this really isn't that much. There's an old meme that the bladder only holds about 14 fluid ounces but this is not true. It's highly elastic.

I had to undergo an overnight sleep study a while back to make sure I wasn't having seizures in my sleep. I filled up a hospital urinal to the 42 oz. mark when I got up to pee in the middle of the night, and that's about an average nighttime leak for me. I hasten to add that I do not suffer from your problem of delayed urine release at all, even though my bladder has likely been stretched far beyond yours due to years of drinking 2 gallons of water a day to stay hydrated as an athlete.

Hmm, do what you'd do for a chronically inflamed muscle. Like eat cold foods and give it a rest, like go a month without drinking very much at all and eating salad and see what happens

Since you wont go to the doctor, maybe you'll listen to an user talking out of his ass

>Wear a fucking condom if the girl is sketchy.
you shouldn't be fucking sketch full stop.
imagine the condom breaking and getting aids aswell as child support for 10 seconds of pleasure.

Obviously you use a fake name, install a burner app for a fake number and go to her place to impregnate.

NoFap and NoSex for a while. Yes, I know this will be hard. But try it for 3 weeks at least

Nothing will make your dick skin more soft and supple.

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After 3 days i can jerk off to my imagination and blow a giant load in 3 minutes.

I can't imagine making it 3 weeks.

just shower daily and wash your junk well, dummy

Cardio. Seriously, when I'm incorporating regular cardio into my diet I don't recognise my dick. It seems to be able to get twice as large and hard.

Shit, you should save up and move to a developed nation.

>Obviously you use a fake name, install a burner app for a fake number and go to her place to impregnate.
I suppose you'd give the AIDS a fake name aswell.

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You might have a urethral stricture.

Calm down Muhammad, protected sex is fine. People have been using them for decades. I've had a condom rip only once and I felt when it did immediately. Stop fear mongering some guys trying to get laid retard

You do realize the chances of that happening is practically

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>I've had a condom rip only once and I felt when it did immediately
Does your dick need to be too big or too small to rip a condom? It's never happened to me.

>Stop fear mongering some guys trying to get laid retard
it's simply not worth it. Once you realise that the Jews have fetishized sexuality by making it forbidden you'll realise sex anit nothing.
Like buying a porsche or something. Not everyone should care for or want it. but that seems to be the case

>somehow jews made sex attractive for men
wtf I hate jews now

Condom until either long-term hookup or relationship.
Only if they are also on birth control.

I do not trust people with matters as important as my peen health.
Women, being a type of person, recieve little trust in this department as well.

I love how you British cucks call people Mohammed for literally ANYTHING. The guy you're attacking is encouraging you to be sexually healthy and not-degenerate.

Using terms like Mohammed incorrectly or just plain nonsensically makes us all look fucking retarded

Tell me the percentage of Asian American women with HIV.

Now tell me the odds of contracting HIV from vaginal intercourse.

Now tell me the odds you sleep with an Asian women AND contract HIV- hint it's worse than winning many lottery jackpots

I had that phase like half a year ago where I could jerk off 3 times a day and still feel horny but right now I had sex on Sunday and still feel kinda fine without. I hope it's just winter time and not low test or getting old

>Does your dick need to be too big or too small to rip a condom? It's never happened to me.
I've got a big dick and I've had it happen three times.
But I think it's because I didn't put it on right or the dumb bitch riding me kept doing this hip bending shit that makes my cock bend.
Could even be here stubble from shaving.
What's with all this goalposting moving. I'm just telling you to be wise now your talking about asians. I don't wanna play soccer. Go ahead and fuck that dumb asian bimbo who has been running a train through white guys.
>You do realize the chances of that happening is practically

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>t. Mohammed

Contraception is a sin user

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Has anyone made their dick thicker? I am about 5.2inch thick it feels, I think it’s a little small

>Has anyone made their dick thicker? I am about 5.2inch thick it feels, I think it’s a little small
Your dicks a muscle. You'll have to beat it more frequently

Wouldn’t that destroy the nerves

>Wouldn’t that destroy the nerves
then you last longer. Whats wrong?

>hurrr, my dick is so big I break condoms
No it's not, you're just too dumb to buy the correct size.

>No it's not, you're just too dumb to buy the correct size.
lol. I get free government issue. You don't think the south african government would be issuing supersized for the african population?

Jesus christ nigger what the literal fuck are you doing when you wring it out? Are you using a rolling pin? How the actual fuck are you squeezing your dick so hard you give yourself blood blisters? Fucking retard.

Size doesnt matter. You could fill a condom work multiple gallons of fluid and it wont break. It happens when it's too dry and the friction shreds the thin latex.
Use lube kids

>Maybe you haven't been using condoms

You're an idiot. What kind of shit brand condoms you've been buying lately? If it's those cheap ones like LifeStyle then I think you should stop shit posting.

I've never had a single problem with condom breakage when I used trojan bare skin or magnums.

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Only time I've heard of condoms breaking would be the free ones they hand out. Stop been a jew and learn to invest money in good condoms before you get HIV and your dick falls off.

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>Use lube kids
The chick's pussy is always wet though.

dont overuse water based lube or you'll give yourself balanitis, its horrible and takes a long time to heal and your dick is out of commission during

Those guys are circumcised so they NEED lube to keep a woman lubricated.

Coconut oil to keep your dick soft.
If you were genitally mutilated then you'll need to put coconut oil on your helmet to help maintain softness and sensitivity.
Look into foreskin restoration. It will help stave off the inevitable ED and scarring of your organ.

If your prostate is suddenly a lot smaller, what does that mean? Mine used to be normal and round, but now it's flat.

Or not prostate, but the gooch area between the balls and anus

Do NOT take arginine or worse l-citrulline. It will make your flaccid penis hang really low and veiny. You will a lot better hung. Some people even got fuller, veinier erections. You'll become obsessed with this monster between your legs and develop an obsession with the stuff. Then you'll be the idiot with a preworkout supplement addiction. The lowest of the low.

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>benign
>cancerous
He probably does have chronic prostatitis or even bph but bph is not linked to prostate cancer. Bph is common among old people and cancer is more common in old people correlation =/= causation.
Either way he probably does have some sort of prostate issue. I've had to deal with non bacterial prostatitis and there's no cure. Eating a better diet and exercising is good to lower inflammation. IF has been helping and I got a prostate seat cushion and that's helped a lot. If he's got an enlarged prostate he might be able to get beta blockers or surgery but both can cause ed so gotta weigh your options.

I've only had maybe two or three condoms snap but it was with the same girl in one night. I have a big dick and she had a really tight pussy. Idk something about her and I kept snapping them. Other girls it never happens, if anything I've just ripped their vagina walls and made them bloody.

Reading this hurts

haha it is in prime condition, unused ha ha

t-thanks

Just to be clear, the human bladder cannot hold 1 litre of liquid, you oaf.

>lump at 20
>get checked it's benign
>tfw my dick is an orgasm machine now

Look up the JP90 routine. Penis exercises do actually work, but you need to be careful and the gains come pretty slowly. I can say that in the first few months you will notice a huge difference in size due to improved erection quality (using 100% of your dick). Masturbate less, if you're having sex then don't masturbate at all - I notice my dick is noticeably harder and bigger when I cut down on masturbation. Make sure you do kegel and reverse kegels so that you can last longer due to not masturbating as much. If you do jerk off, take it slow, use really light pressure, use moisturizer and edge. Take L-arginine, lecithin and zinc, those are the only supplements that I've found have actual effects (unless you're not deficient, in which case the effects will be negligible, but still something). Make sure you wash with a gentle cleanser and lukewarm water and dry gently. Girls don't like messy pubes so trim your shit nicely - you can also see more of your dick. Use a bit of witch hazel after shaving and light moisturizer. I have circumcision scars and general discoloring (it was a necessary procedure in my case) that I am working on lightening with vitamin C and niacinamide. Probably unnecessary, but I personally want to see them gone. Obviously eating healthy and being fit will also contribute to overall good blood flow which equals bigger dick. I was 7 inches when I started this shit, which was definitely good enough for most girls, but now I'm much thicker and almost 7.5 inches and my dick looks noticeably more appealing to me (no homo).

i only have one testicle, how will the ladies react?

post body

My uncle lost a testicle to cancer in his early twenties, still got an insanely hot goddess as his wife, and three successful kids.

>mb bitch riding me kept doing this hip bending shit that makes my cock bend
She's trying to pop your dick, user!
You'll know as soon you hear the loud poppng noise.

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thats hot

It's a bloody mess and hurts like hell.
Basically a ghetto vasectomy.

stop, I can only get so erect!

Gonna try this for a year and see what happens.

What’s your age and how long have you been doing this?

Help me lads, I destroyed my dick too early in DDD. My foreskin is swolen, like one of those pump pornos, will it go away on its own?

>DDD
Defined Daily Dose ?

Destroy Dick December

Dick Dysmorphic Disorder

..wtf its real, kys fucking degenerate

i tend to take gram of l-arginine before and a gram after my workout, did'n't exactly notice a change in my peepee though. am i gonna be ok?

i did however have my first ever wet dream this morning kek

Anyone know what to do if I get scaring on my dick? I seem to have some parts of the skin are almost blistered with white ashy like skin on top of the area. Any ideas what to do?

L-citrulline or citrulline malate is better. I took citrulline malate, and it made a small difference, but not a lot. Going to try l-citrulline next time.

sometimes I get an itchy dick and i wash it but how can I tell if theres fungus there? dick always smells the same so theres no discharge or change in smell or anything

how much do you take?