How do i regain my virginity? I want to become a wizard

How do i regain my virginity? I want to become a wizard

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Suicide and hope for reincarnation. You will not know if it happens anyways.

Use your penis as a vacuum to suck up all the semen out of the last person you had sex with. Works for any hole.

Kill the Succubus who took it and also the ones that drained all your mana afterwards. you should be able to cast spells properly after that.

I think i might do this. It sounds like the most reasonable response

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film it if you do

Bezos finally went to town on your bussi huh?

Didn't you have a girlfriend when you were a racist manager at Burger King?

Fucking larping chink, kill yourself already. Nobody likes you here

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I fucking hate you so much. You are the biggest faggot on this entire board, bar none.

What have I done to you guys!?

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Unironically like this poster a lot.

Keep getting the niggers mad

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circumcision if you're uncut restores your virginity

Based Hajimete poster.

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You're the scum of this board.
Larping avatarfags like you deserve to be unironically lynched by niggers.

I hope you get shot to death by one.

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sounds like you're jealous that you don't get to fuck my 18 yo gf on the daily.

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must be pretty fucking ugly if you want your virginity back

these are the same people who suck off johnnyneptune and discord fags

Call backsies

Orangutan

>wishes death on someone he doesn't know
>not even man enough to do it himself

Shut the fuck up, nigga. A lot of people love me here like my impostor (OP).

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Based and redpilled as always, put those niggers in their place

Remember to always report all of this fags posts for avatar use and always sage