How do I look like Danny boy Jow Forums

How do I look like Danny boy Jow Forums
I just wanna become this fuckn /zyzz/ brah

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Start by being 5'9

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Be trust fund kid
Cycle mild amount of steroids
Train and eat decent

Die from 3rd heart attack by 40yo

No sour grapes here, id change spots with him in an instant. All things being equal he even is more handsome than me so

he's a hardcore jaw/chinlet. Behind every strong beard is a weak jawline.

I cant grow beard to save my life
I have pointy ass chin and decent jaw but that doesnt mean rest of my face isnt ugly as shit

Also norwooding

This is true but how much do I care about what when a gym thot falls for it and I can feel the back of her throat?

Get daddy's money
Go full retard
Let the pussay flow

I fucking miss it

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He has an unfulfilling life. He has the kind of lifestyle I'd take a vacation in but I wouldn't want to live it. When you break it down he's the male equivalent to an instagram thot. As much as we worry about aesthetics, grooming, and looks he has to take it to the same level as those thots. And speaking of thots, those women use him just as much as he uses them and that's not a healthy relationship you want, even professionally. He's job is to model a fun, reckless, happy lifestyle and no one actually cares about the man after the camera and lights go off.

You ever take a vacation and by the end of it feel ready for the vacation to be over? That's his life except the ride never ends for him.

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I sincerely hope you retards understand that these girls are upper end prostitutes or up and coming instagram thots using him to get spread. I'm not blaming him, he is playing a great game, but you should be aware that he doesn't get these girls for anything other than money and fame.

implying there is any other way to get women

t. guy who spends all day on his computer

Ok but what's his workout

C O P E

For women this high quality, it is fair to pay high price and fame

Look at that, the ideal hair/face, the ideal body and tits, the height and everything. It’s worth it if I’ve got that money and I will gladly spend on her

where is this from?

the 'new' King's Quest from 3-4 years ago, a remake of the 'old' King's Quest point and click adventure games. Its a 5 episode series and the first and only good one is free on steam. Amaya is the town's blacksmith and a Jow Forumsizen

Thanks senpai

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It's so weird being on a board that doesn't fetishise traps and futa
It's almost creepy desu family

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he posted it on instagram last week or so. I think he works out 6 days a week, twice a day on cardio days of which he does 3 or 4. He's low dosing test, eats vegan protein and takes a couple of non exotic supplements like a multivitamin and fish oil. That and whatever the personal chefs make him.

He works out more than necessary to maintain that body composition but he does a lot of cardio and he says he enjoys the exercise. Splits like ppl/brosplit/upper lower can get you the same results if you stick to it for four years or so. He drinks a lot and smokes a lot of weed so by not doing those you should be able to negate his test advantage

Coping pretty hard here
I bet you post about manlets alot to shift focus away from your own insecurities

Manlet laws don’t apply to men with >$100 mil.

Oh right on. What sort of workouts/diets should I be looking into?

>Splits like ppl/brosplit/upper lower can get you the same results if you stick to it for four years or so.
I recently listened to a three hour long podcast of two powerlifters with phd's in diets discussing effective dieting for strength and hypertrophy training. It basically boils down to following a diet you can maintain. It's super specific to your personal situation so I can't really help you there. But if you're not overweight, don't change your diet. Just hit your macro's. Literally calories in, calories out.

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Well thought, I agree with you.

Jealous brainlets seething:

Every mil adds another inch in height

He plays poker, bets with crazy friends into doing amazing shit that his athletic abilities permit, parties every fucking day, has sex probably every day, does drugs, shoots guns from helicopters from his the yacht, and doesn't have to worry about more than 90%of the shit you'll probably be worrying about for the rest of your life.

Thots are just whores. Dan is the man.

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You're a retard for shilling the guy and his wasteful extravagant lifestyle.

this guy's entire life is one big cope

His worth and lifestyle is a drop in the sea bitch. People like you and me collectively waste more cash on pointless shit than he ever could.
What do you think he should do, donate it all? Invest it in companies? Fuck off dude. You're the obvious shill here.

>mfw i workout only 5 days a week
>not a trustfund baby, certified wage slave
>dyel as fuck cant afford steroids
>can only afford escorts/hookers every 3 weeks no other way to obtain sex
>no heart attacks yet at 30 yrs old

If you squint kind of hard it sort of looks like I have Dans lifestyle

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MAXIMUM COPE

>le so candid laughing pic
Are they laughing at my 1RM? Also does this guy own a shirt?

Honestly Scooby looks better than him and he's way older

Redpilled and Traditionalist
Vs.
Bluepilled and Capitalism Cucked
Actually understands what coping is:

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>You're the obvious shill here.
Shillzerian cocksuckers, everyone.

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