ITT: Your ideal gf. Your favourite lift. Go

ITT: Your ideal gf. Your favourite lift. Go.

>pic related
>one arm row

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>agrarian beauty who will give many strong sons
>OHP

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GFs are overrated.
Pull Up.

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IMAGINE

Pull-Ups

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bench press

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OHP

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> hot polish bb
> bench

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t. Michael Myers

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>Deadlifts and facepulls

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OHP

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>a tall classical beauty, brunette
>OHP
based Bouguerea poster

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your ideal girlfriend is pencil lines? boy aren't you a retard.

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Bench

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Bench.

The key word is "ideal", not "optimal".

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This chick infuriates me every single time I see her.

Oh no its retarded

X rays? I need it for.... Science class desu

I thought she was. It’s gonna be 3 months this friday.
I like incline dumbell presss

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squats

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Honestly since becoming Jow Forums ive started having less and less patience with women. I never liked or frequented clubs before, but now when my friend invites me to them my stomach turns. Bars aren't much better. I don't meet woman that seem ideal in bookstores or coffee shops or when Im working on the farm, even though theres a massive gardening crew and women of all sorts come and go regularly. I don't know, none of them seem to have values or ideals. I just don't know.


Bench

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My favorite lift is OHP becouse it's the one that usually takes the most time to improve

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Ideal doesn't mean real. Jesus fucking christ, how am I the retard.

>a girl with her shit sorted out
>likes it rough in bed

>OHP

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Squat.

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Go watch the film Trading Places.
You're welcome.

IMAGINE

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r8 my prefect gf

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bench

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>love you
>not retarded
pick one

>Amerimutt of Germanic extraction with a flat forehead (blonde and blue eyes optional)
>bench press

send her that and post her response

same
She's gone after almost 11 years. It's been nearly 7 months now.
I like squats fueled by repressed anger and despair.

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Geez user that's kind of sick that you'd spend 11 years with someone and just throw away all those shared memories. It's like somebody died. Guess it's better than being lonely forever though.

Petite hapa godess
OHP

Trying to leave current petite Latina GF because she's cute AF but does beaner shit that annoys the living fuck out of me.

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Front squat

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Weighted Chinups

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>one arm

This guy sucks.

Picrelated
Weighted pullups

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so your ideal woman is a man

Axle clean and press

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ITT: shit choices

fav would be tricep pushdowns

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Dubs and you send it

>>Guess it's better than being lonely forever though.

I'm not really sure about that. But i guess in the end, everything is temporary, huh?
I don't even bother to find someone new anymore, sometimes i dream of a qt wheyfu but then I remeber what happend and know I will most likely never really trust somebody else.

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Kms'ing miself

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Please source me before it gets deleted again

Ideal gf is current girl I'm talking to, she puts her leg on mine and stuff, has complimented me on things etc. I've never made it this far bros, wish me luck.

Wheres 2012 fit please I miss the comraderie

> any kind of stacey
> Weighted chinups

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My favourite lift is whatever lift I last broke a pr on, usually the deadlift.

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Read that as argonian for a moment. Now im dissapointed.

Is that fridge mode javelin thrower?

rolling

From reverse image it says her name is Reina michaels

Bench

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Pull-ups, pistol squats

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I know that feel. Split up with girl after 5 years in late 2012. Haven't had any romantic anything since then. For the past year some blonde girl I've never met or seen keeps popping up in my dreams and it keeps reminding me of how lonely I am. So I just sit here, lifting weights until someone pushes through my aloofness and loves me.

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Ew a mexican? In a shit thread as well? Can we desexualize Jow Forums go back to the way things were?

Let's talk a out hypertrophy

>grown men that masturbate to cartoons

Squats

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Charli xcx

Either weighted dips or rack pulls

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why do I love short hair QTs so much?

Jefferson DL

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It's hard sometimes but don't worry, we're all gonna make it.
Maybe in a few years, we will be that 40-year old gym-boomer who supervises the novices.

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how do i stop being attracted to 5/10 mestizas?

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Explain the beaner stuff. Is she eating excessive amounts of junk food or fried shit and gaining weight? My ex did that when she got too comfortable with me.

Carry on the legacy. I've been half assing working out lately. I don't even know why I go on .


You don't. They're GOAT

The way people rate women on this site is hilarious.

>slightly awkward but cute looking girl, thin/cute with crooked teeth - 5/10

You realize that a 5/10 means completely average? You realize the average weight and height in the US is 167 and 5'3? Anyone that is 110 lbs is automatically at least a 7 in my book

My ex.
>blonde curly hair
>short and curvy
>extremely pale
>blue eyes
>beautiful teethy smile
>smells like cigarettes
>uses cologne instead of perfume
>very extraverted but extremely shy about romantic things (holding hands, kissing in public, sex)
>wouldn't drink except vodka and wine with me
God fucking damn it, it's been three years and I'm still thinking about it

OHP.

front squats

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send it if dubs

Thanks senpai

Chin Ups

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ohp

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>any girl that will like me and is good looking
>The Press, maybe Dips too

barbell curl

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God almighty

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My ex
>5 foot tall
>Spanish (European kind)
>Beautiful long brown hair
>Big brown eye
>Very thick

I'm back in my Northern Euro country where all chicks are the same tall blonde skeletons.

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She must be like 1,80m height. Disgusting.

>Spanish (European kind)
There is no other kind of Spanish, user.

>Big brown eye
now we're talking. Did you fuck it?

>Spanish (European kind)

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Amerimutts call anything from Puerto Ricans to Chileans Spanish. Only peninsular Spanish or gtfo.

Lel, yeah I knew that was coming.

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Fug, meant to say deadlifts

not smoking, not very thin

can't really have choice at this point

clean and variations

>Amerimutts call anything from Puerto Ricans to Chileans Spanish. Only peninsular Spanish or gtfo.
We call them latino.

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what's his insta

Dips

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cute!

bench

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>Ideal gf
Somebody like Apollonia from The Godfather but with bigger tits.
>Favorite Lift
OHP

Absolutely shit diet and doesn’t want to learn how to cook, inconsiderate as fuck (especially in public), has a lot of demands but brings nothing to the table but sex, fights over me not wanting to buy a house in the most beaner county in the country (MoCo, MD)...

She is very petite, weighs nothing and has a 32D bust... great body. But she’s 20 and I feel like she’ll blow up after marriage because she’s too stubborn to eat right... that’s the thing that does me in the most. She also has a shit attitude so I don’t think she’ll ever be able to hold down a job.

>Picrel or Tay-Tay
>OHP/Squat

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Latinx you shitlord

i know that bitch ;)

Ohp, and my ideal women is a sticc tall blonde
Like taylor swift with a better face and ass

Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
Squats

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Have you tried to stop being a faggot?

While I do agree that people in here are overly harsh, I do think it's fair to move the average off of fatasses. Beauty standards shouldn't shift in favor of lazy gluttons even if it is a statistical average

ideal girl

> observant Muslim girl
> Gulf/Iraqi Arab, Persian, Pakistani
> educated but not annoyingly so
> ***good family***
> moony eyes, shy nature, child bearing hips

Background:

> studied Arabic and learned about Islam
> observing a resurgent culture and intellectual Muslim scene in the West compared to the postmodern bullshit
> Islam’s call to self-discipline resonates with me
> watching both my friends’ relationships self destruct at the moment
> went to Qatar and Azerbaijan, liked what I saw (cute Qatar stewardesses didn’t help neither haha)
> looking into halal marriage as a solution to such craziness
> gotta get over my trap faggotry and my laziness first

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bench press

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