>go to gym for months
>meet a guy who lifts
>see them a couple more times
>make a friend at gym finally
>we hang out
>pretty fun time
>near the end of the hangout he mentions crypto currency and shit
>he tries to pyramid scheme me into bitcoin
>laugh
>he's serious
>give him a look and go home
i just wanted a fren
>>near the end of the hangout he mentions crypto currency and shit
Too bad crypto isn't a meme you absolute imbecile, and I guarantee my networth crushes yours
my lifts suck ass though
>Get a load of this nu-money crypto-DEYL!
Blue collar Chad here, BTC is cheap AF, time to "invest"?
pls no bully.
It is certainly a good time to invest. Almost every coin/token has done at least an 80% correction from the peak of the last bull run. Head to Jow Forums and they'll give you all the help you need (but be wary of shitcoin shilling pajeets).
My personal favorite holds (listed from least risky to most): BTC, ETH, XLM, BNB, XMR, FCT, LINK, RLC
My Top-Secret 2 SCOOPS COME ON Investments: NMR, SWTH, FLO, TOLL. Invest at your own risk.
I had a friend who would do anything for a girl, who had a boyfriend, we used to hang out with because he liked her. Even though I told him how she was using him, he didn’t seem to have the strenght to break contact with her.
I don’t know how serious some people here are about waifus but he unironically prefered (resignated to) 2D anime girls and sometimes played hentai after being done with classwork.
Wonder what has been of him after high school...
yeah lemme just give this dude 500 dollars to start my bitcoin bullshit
Crypto will never die. -t Jow Forums oldfag who sold his btc after mining a bit in 2011 during the 1st crash.
You don't want to know how much I would have made, had I not sold.
Also, for the newfags: ignore everything he said other than: BTC, ETH, XMR, LINK, RLC.
> Head to Jow Forums
I started buying when btc was 80 bucks, so I'm doing pretty well. Got 30k out if it and the rest I'm hodling. Brainlet nocoiners think 3500 is "low". Kek, that's an unbelievable price from my perspective.
How is BNB not a solid buy? Do you really think Binance Coin is a more risky investment than RLC? Binance is the top exchange and their DEX is coming out sooner than you think.
Factom is working with the Department of Homeland security + Paul Snow is absolutely certified as BASED and I would venture to say he is more credible than anonymous Jow Forumsposter as to what a good crypto project is. There's an excellent Youtube video detailing their work with the DHS that made me incredibly bullish.
XLM is working with IBM, the StellarX exchange is incredible, and having personally transferred absurd sums of money in less than 10 seconds for less than a penny I can say it's one of the greatest "currencies" in the crypto space as well. The tokenization of securities is the future and they're poised to deliver in a major way, not to mention the potential for remittance platforms (because desu i feel as if almost any crypto can be used in this way if it's fast enough). Supply does worry me though.
Also,
> You don't want to know how much I would have made, had I not sold.
Never trust a man who sells his coins. Fiat is kill.
> He talked?
Boomp it
Lmao another crypto retard
You will always pay taxes in fiat
The Jews have made sure normies just want to exchange any crypto they have for fiat
Bitcoin failed
kike post
>taking advice from/biz/
Crypto isn't but bitcoin is. Fucking dead coin, still laughing at all the retards that bought when it was the perfect time to sell
bitcoin might be a borderline pyramid scheme but it's not something you can just recruit some guy into for your own profits
you ruined your potential frenship
apologize sincerely to him
>Head to Jow Forums and they'll give you all the help you need
Crypto is how most people get their gear you dumb fuck, he was just trying to help you out.
>Head to Jow Forums and they'll give you all the help you need
I meant more in terms of how to get on binance and shit, you know basic stuff, not like "oh fugg i better fomo into Turtlecoin Rakesh says it's bottomed out!"
Listen to this crypto fucking retard spewing his memeshit with pricing based off the shape of the day's first cloud.
>SUPERSECRETBUY
you sound like a fucking facebook ad, fuck out of here shill
t. been investing for 15 years
>tfw made both financial ($60k) and muscle gainz because of an anonymous Samoan coconut appraisal board
Thanks guys.
Stinky linky
I agree, what did he say? Unless he asked if you wanted to buy his bitcoin supply, he probably just said you should get into crypto
I want to know. How much?
Bitcoin isn't a pyramid scheme retard
There are some services and coins that do function like a pyramid scheme but bitcoin,eth,xmr,etc. (The top and most popular) are not pyramid schemes
Give it some time to stabilise first.
It can still go down a bit.
>ITT retarded crypto-niggers try to convince everyone that cryptocurrencies weren't the biggest pump and dump of the 2000s so far
BTC went from 19k to fucking 3k in the span of 1 year and everything followed with. No matter how much Jow Forums-tards try to shill you on ETH, LINK, or whatever, all other alts are tied to BTC whether you like it or not. Every single normal-fag that bought into this shit at its peak got bit in the ass so hard and will never return. I genuinely want someone to try and explain how it will ever reach 10k again when 80% of it was built off of hype and speculation.
Remember kids, if it's on the front page of Reddit constantly, it's a big fat fucking meme
>I genuinely want someone to try and explain how it will ever reach 10k again when 80% of it was built off of hype and speculation.
It's called adoption faggot. Nobody smart cares about BTC, yeah it rules the market now but that's only because it's in the earliest of stages. It's going to take years for projects to stand on their own and make us all rich but that's how normal investments work. Brainlet.
Besides ETH, name me 1 project that has actual potential and wasn't a scam like BITCONNEEEEEEECT or ETHOS
Vechain.
You could've fucking said NEO but instead you go to the default Reddit meme coin. Wanna know how I know you haven't made jack "future Steve Jobs"?
>Wanna know how I know you haven't made jack "future Steve Jobs"?
I mean I've already cashed out 60k in profit but that's just doing well off brainlet investor speculation and hype, and I have a good chunk of Vechain I'm happy to leave for years. Do let me know, though.
Yeah but you have to cash out your "networth" into a real currency for it to be worth anything lmfao literally the only reason you've gotten value out of crypto is because you're redistributing money from other people dumb enough to buy crypto. In the end maybe you'll beat the last guy out, maybe you won't. But if you think crypto is anything more than a ponzi scheme you're flat stupid
t. Crypto brainlet
>he got in right in the hype phase.
Congrats on your luck, but don't act like this shit is ever gonna make a comeback
Also, pics or GTFO
Jow Forums - cryptocurrency markets and speculation
p.s. buy low sell high jejeje
>But if you think crypto is anything more than a ponzi scheme you're flat stupid
t. doesn't think new technologies get used
t. retard that thinks he's building the future
The idea of blockchain will eventually take off but it won't be anything in the current over saturated market. You didn't event shit, faggot. You're another meme-lord that thinks he's hot shit
invent*