Is this a good bumble profile for a womanz

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If you are attractive, yes

Change it to:
>Just trying to find someone inside my dead body.

Yeah what’s up, how you doing?

Ya this is all that matters. No man is reading a woman's profile.

Deep dude, deep.

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Quite the opposite, the best quality a woman can have is a great sense of humor. :)

Thank you (;

>This simp thinks women are funny
>He fake laughs and thinks that will get him laid

Can women be funny? Asking for a friend.

L O N D O N
If she was attractive she wouldn’t be attention whoring here.

I think women attention whore regardless of looks.

Certain women can be funny looking.

Needs more info. Go ahead and tell us the height.

What’s up with the education? What are you rocking there?

Little lackluster, add a job, where do you work?

>female
>doubt.png

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Tryhard unfunny bitch trying too hard to be funni lol xdddd jajaja
I hope some real idiot actually does kill you and fucks your corpse

Yeah you definitely gotta change that exercising sometimes to frequently so you can attract men of a high caliber like all of us on this board.

No need. Besides, everyone loves a little mystery.

Your OP post was better. Just use that dude its pretty good in 2018

Ha

Honestly, id get rid of "dislike positive people" Like oral mostly getting, and being rich helps.

Not funny/ironic like the rest and feels out of place

Brehs. How do I go from matching with someone on Tinder/Bumble to actually meeting them. I'm high functioning autistic pls no bully.

Ah, going with the ol' flaunting your mental illness strategy. Good way to ensure you never end up in a relationship with anyone of value.

Thank you.

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First of all, I hope you walk in on your dad eating out your mom.

Second of all, Hahahaha, who actually goes on bumble expecting to find a real relationship.

Hahahahahahahahahhaha. Loser.

Take them out.

Off putting af. Your a miserable person and thats the company youll get.

What’s your target audience?

Wiggers that sell weed and bunk x tabs.

WHO TAKES BUMBLE SERIOUS. Omfg. Actual losers taking this shit serious.

OMG WHO TAKE 4CHANNEL SERIOUS Omfg Actual dumbs sluts take this shit serious.

Lmfao I laughed at the corpse comment. Maybe you just have a different sense of humor. It’s dark humor, it’s not for everyone.

Elaborate.

My kind of man.

Thats not dark humor, thats just off putting. DFark humor is something like, "I want you to suck the marrow out and rape my hollow bones" or something along those lines.

Dark humour is funny
>Le epic depression, I'm so sad tee hee
Is not funny

Gay and less funny than OP

Are you looking for a man with a sense of humor, a rocking bod, and a well paying job? We’ll search no further
>Flexes a cep
I’m right here

Fuck that's cringe. Is all ameritard humour this bleak?

Hell, I'd message you, if I liked your picture. Beats the hell out of trying to think up a message for a near-empty profile.

No, it’s just that women aren’t funny

OP here. I'm actually English and trying to hookup with a darker male. I prefer black men, because they were the original Brits, like King Henry VIII.

If you're an edgy 12 year old and in your emo phase.

reminder

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>English
>Verison
The bio is obviously an American 'sense of humour' which is generally not funny

Asking if you have a good profile when your a women, sorry to break it to ya but your pics is all that matters, not a single gives a flying fuck what it says but what he sees

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I am real OP and this guy is a faggot

Yeah cutbu was a girl (author of one of the most popular comedy series on webtoon) everyone assumed she was a guy
When women hide their gender online the playing field is even, and it’s about the quality of their jokes and not “I’ll laugh because she’s cute and I might get laid”

>50 replies
>no one has demanded tits before feeding the attention whore

actually bigger weeb SJWs than b.

This

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