grandma comes over

Put one tamale on your plate and take an hour to eat it. This kills the Jews. She can’t give you seconds because you already have one.

y-you should get her behind putting plates on the bar

>grandma feeding me gains
>somehow taking your gains?

???? how does this shit even make sense, shovel as many calories as you are physically able into your body and thank her every step of the way.

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>tfw my only non-shit living grandma almost exclusively makes preserves and baked goods and i see her maybe once or twice a year, never during bulk season and never long enough for her to cook a nice big meal if she was so inclined to

at least i had a based grandpa

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My grandma always tells my parents to make sure I'm fed lol she makes a really good pumpkin empanada

Thank you Grandma I love you

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then stop fucking bragging about it and go take advantage of this fountain of gains you call abuelita you ungrateful fucking wetback. i’d kill to have a grandma like yours

Tamales are awful gains

You're not going to be saying that shit when she's not with you anymore, OP. Enjoy it all while you can, nothing good lasts forever. You'll be wishing you could have grandma's cooking just once more when the time comes.

I miss my grandma bros.

moderation, retard
dont eat anything else on the days you want a meal to be a gluttonous experience

still calories? if you're on top of your diet anyway it's not gonna matter

My grandmas white.

Based spic grams makes protein carb dinner for bulking season.
retarded mutt cries about it
you dont deserve her faggot
BULK UP LIL SPICITO

My grandma was like this.
I miss her so much bros...

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>not eating grandma’s tamales
Not gonna make it

My maternal grandma died when my mom was like 10 and my paternal grandma died after trying to kill my sister, with a slow, cripling descent into ahlzeimers. Feels bad to never have experienced grandpas and grandmas.

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eh, at least you didnt have shit grandparents. those are a whole new level of blackpill
>tfw maternal grandma is a welfare absuing cunt who wouldnt come to my high school graduation because my mom wouldnt buy her broke ass a plane ticket
>tfw maternal grandpa (RIP) was the most based, hardest working person ive ever met and during their short-ish marriage she would throw shit at him when they fought
>tfw not even his money was enough to make her at least tolerate him
>tfw keeps misremembering my birthday even though she’s 100% mentally healthy (aside from being a cunt) and wonders why i dont bother returning her calls more than once every month or so

Kek

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I ate like 4

>Refusing your grandmothers food
I would rather run 5km after lunch than make my granny sad.

eat less the next day

YOU GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG! C'MON!

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Wtf your grandma is bringing u food and you ask if she is a gains goblin are you fucking retarded?
Your grandma just thinks u are a fucking weak dyel sub 2pl8 bencher and wants u too gain weight and get stronger

Fucking ungrateful dyel kys pathetlic weakling

Post abuelita

Stop meming tamale. Nobody knows what the fuck that is and nobody cares, you said idiot.

She’s the Harvey Weinstein of delicious dago cuisine.

Sending you high-fives, user...

don't be a skeletor

>But this is my grandma. She doesn’t know what no means

My grandad was the same, that’s why I was eventually put into care.

>Pumpkin
>Empanada

Half Latin, half white, by any chance?

>Italian family
>during the holidays
WELCOME TO CARBLAND

pumpkins were invented in mexico too

If your granny gives you food you EAT IT.

Just eat less the rest of the day. It's my birthday next week. Mom always buys a cake regardless. So I'll just skip lunch that day and go with a high protein breakfast.

If she calls you a skeleton she is not a gains goblin lol.. she is trynig to give you gains you fucking twink

>Are grandmas the biggest gains goblins? I ate about 4 tamales
OKAY BUT LIKE OOKIE BUTTLICK. FUNNIEST SHIT EVER

Both my grandmother's died when I was young

Mate, it's your grandma. She doesn't have long left. Eat the fucking tamales and go for a run. You've got plenty of time to work it off, she doesn't.

Fast the whole fucking day and eat all i
of her food when she serves it.

>Wish my grandparents were still alive; I'd give years from my life to spend a couple more days with them
Stop being such an ungrateful faggot and stop rejecting treats your elders offer you, especially when they're homemade. Eat up, say thanks -it'll make her day- then go out and run all night untill your knees burst open.

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>tfw grandma is my biggest gains helper
>work near her house, she insists on me having lunch there everyday because she doesn't want to be alone all day long
>everyday she makes sweet potatoes and chicken

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Sounds delicious.

based abuelita
tamales are kryptonite to spics

>massachussetts
Masstograssachusetts

>making you eat
>gains goblin

You don't understand how gains work, skeleton.

>>everyday she makes sweet potatoes and chicken
based

>only eating 4
Look at this little bitch nigga.

Just tell her that you're trying to eat healthy.

I was in the same situation with my nana (cept with with bigass pies and creamy pastas instead of tamales).
Told her I was trying to put on muscle, not fat - yes I know I'm already big - no it's not because I don't like her cooking - no I'm developing one of those eating disorders they were talking about on the wireless. I just want to get stronger. I enjoy it.
Explained to her I needed a high-protein, low-carb diet with limited calories in summer. Explained what sort of food that meant, and boom. Now my fridge is filled with more roast chicken and meat-packed stews than I can shake a stick at. Every Sunday I visit and she's shovelling plates of salmon at me barking about their protein content and omega-3s.
It's great.

>caring about grandparents
Why? They're entirely pointless and not even your problem.

>salmon
That's one badass grandma. I hate living in a landlocked country. Salmon is like gold here.

Fucking twink, I wish my grandma was still alive to cook me delicious food.

> Told her I was trying to put on muscle, not fat - yes I know I'm already big - no it's not because I don't like her cooking - no I'm developing one of those eating disorders they were talking about on the wireless. I just want to get stronger. I enjoy it.
Explained to her I needed a high-protein, low-carb diet with limited calories in summer. Explained what sort of food that meant, and boom. Now my fridge is filled with more roast chicken and meat-packed stews than I can shake a stick at. Every Sunday I visit and she's shovelling plates of salmon at me barking about their protein content and omega-3s.
It's great.

I can imagine her thinking what a faggot of grandson she has

I loved going to Grandma and Grandpa's because they kept offering more food when I was a "growing boy" and we're pleased when I ate a ton. Miss my grandparents, they were encouraging the gains from a young age

man, last time i saw my grandmother she cooked me a whole turkey, i needed to take it out of her car because it weighted at least 20lbs, i ate that fucker like a cave man for the whole weak, i loved it, thanks Ju, love you

Jesus Christ, just have a cheat day. This would only be a problem if you lived with them. You guys are so fucking queer. If you don’t eat what your grandma throws at you, you won’t make it.

Please don’t do this user. We really want you to eat the tamales. It’s for your own good. And if you don’t eat more think about the impact it will have on Israel’s corn husk exports. We have to support our closest ally.

My grandma was half English half Irish and couldn’t cook for shit lol

my mothers side is english and they can't cook. A good meal for them is peanut butter sandwiches, i didnt like visiting them to eat

No, your grandma wants you to become a big, strong boy. And to be a big, stroooong boy, you have to work hard, but you cannot work hard, if you aren't shovelling shit into your mouth as fuel.
Got to
Eat Big
to
Get Big
YYYyyyyyEeeEeeeeeAaaaaaAAAAHHHhhh

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just eat the fucking food your grandma is offering you as a token of love and lift harder ungrateful little bitch

>tfw haven't seen my grandma since I got into a fight with her over this exact problem and threw my grandpa into a christmas tree

I was visiting for the holidays and she kept making me eat cookies and baked goods because 'visible muscles are a sign that you are skinny', she even had a little phrase she used called 'Skin and fat should be what we see, muscle and bone are for fried turkey' and would get mad if i showed muscles or bones visible. ended up getting mad and telling her she was wrong about that, she said my grandpa was fatter than me and stronger so I grabbed him and threw him into the christmas tree. he broke his fingers because a big metal sausage dog ornament that she had tied to the christmas tree fell on his hand. i am sorry granmda and grandpa

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Las empanadas son de carne con huevo, sin aceitunas ni pasas de uva reeeeee

Lol, it's funny that you mention it, but my Grandpa is the one who cooked, but it was my grandma who always tried to make me eat more.
>tfw grandad grew up on a farm
>tfw the man can cook some mean "pioneer food" as I call it
Feels fucking nice man

I know that feel bro. Im half mexican half norwegian so when my grandmas come together for the holidays I eat tamales,menudo,churros horchata all home made then from the norwegian side its alot of baked good like a stupid amount but god tier cod

what a story

I will answer your question with a question. Why is jack in the box taco meat wrapped in soggy, mushy cornmeal the tastiest thing on earth?

Lovely grandma bring her flowers one day user

>educating family members on healthy diets and fitness goals
>they understand and support you

Yeah what a total faggot

>tfw 27 year old boomer and my grandma has been dead for over 15 years
>tfw will never get to see her or eat her delicious meals
Cherish your based grandma user.

Lost

Grandma's are the greatest gains fairies, bitchboi.

PSA: appreciate your fucking grandma's while you can anons! Also it's bulking season so eat the fuck up!

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your grandma may kill your gains, but you wont taste her delicious gains once she gone

Based grandma. What’s the opposite of a gainz goblin? Gainz granny?

>he doesn’t eat his grandmother after the funeral
>just buries kilograms of lean protein in the ground
Not gonna make it

you fucking faggot

Great and wholesome idea bro, thanks

>sweet potatoes and chicken
Absolutely based and macropilled

Get deported

>Grandma tamales
GOTTA EAT BIG TO GET BIG CMON