"And here's user's room. He's big on fitne-"

>"And here's user's room. He's big on fitne-"

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my room's a bathroom?

>"Oh wait, this room's empty. Silly me, user moved out ages ago! He's a responsible adult with jobs and women."

ohhhh

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>welcome let me tell you about health and fitness

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Is that what you think adults do? Jobs and women?

cringe

Hey you must be one of my moms friends, quick question. Have you bought fallout 74 yet?

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It's certainly what I do. What do you think adults do?

Go away Todd

>Y-yes he's a responsible adult with a steady job at the business factory and lots of women!

>he fell for the "36eggs/day=dbol cycle" meme

>the creatine
Kek

Hi, Uncle, you wanna join?

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is there actually a way to build up a tolerance to be able to do this, or is one of those things that you just to suck dick enough to get used to it

Sup, daddy?

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That's a tranny isn't it

I'm an adult and that is what I do

The face and legs give it away. Breasts you ignore cause they're always fake if the woman isn't fat.

W H O
H
O

based weeb lifter

If you don't then you're a failure

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>he's never had his mom catch you sucking dick in the bathroom

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Gastonpilled

...

i'm 25 and this is all i do. i go home, go to bed, wake up, go to work until friday, when i chase women

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Based self waterboardingfag

and lift, but pretty much yes

based Tay-Tay poster

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Building economic standing and scouting for a potential partner to bear my children to start a family with a loving, supportive, beautiful woman.
What else is there to do as a man?

I love this place. Among the stupid childish shit there's always that one thing that makes me laugh

this is an onder image of this guy, check the tattoos:
nice gains breh

Based idolbro
I'm mirin pretty hard. you are my end goal

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I want to shock my cock into that little twink fag

Honestly, I'd let her have sex with me.

They do tho

them tiny fingers need a protain shake

It cuts pretty quick at the end there, do you think he puked?
I'd like to see that.
Also if he didn't puke just imagine the horrifying fards and splattery shitstreams.

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I just expect to die alone.

who are your lady friends mother?

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Probably the latter. Although I don't see how anyone could consume that much that quickly and not vomit.

Wake up. Sex. Shower. Work. Come home. Sex. Work out. Sex. Shitpost. Sleep.

Sometimes I work in the garage on one of my project cars but I really don’t stray far from routine. It’s a quite rewarding life, actually.

This one legitimately fooled me the first time I saw it.

"OH FUCK, MOM! GET OUT!!"

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Qt. Would devour cock and ride until sunrise

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>you have to eat ALL THE EGGS

It's a rather simplified version, but mostly yea.

based toddposter

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I've always wanted to try that

βγες έξω

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