Is Tinder easy for Jow Forums people?

Is Tinder easy for Jow Forums people?

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For guys who post shirtless selfies in a bathroom mirror? It can be

For guys who are in shape, confident enough to be in groups of friends doing things while their physique speaks for itself? Fuck yes

Holy shit based, the fact that the guy responded with some Reddit cucked shit too is pathetic. He probably thought he could somehow swing that into her liking him. Fatties need to be demoralised and dragged through the fucking mud

I want to know where the rest of that conversation went

Tinder literally comes down to your photos, if you show that you are more than a bitter sack of shit who is addicted to the internet then you will most likely find success and then the better looking you are the more success you achieve in matches.
Women are attracted a bit more to success than appearance, considering prime pussy 18 year olds seek successful older men, as long as you have your shit together (place, car, decent job) you'd have to be an ugly fuck to not pull atleast 6/10s

>Women are attracted a bit more to success than appearance, considering prime pussy 18 year olds seek successful older men,
This is such fucking cope.
Prime 18 year olds are attracted to druggies and criminals, go outside once in a while and stop believing everything the boomers tell you.

Being successful can only land you used up post prime roasts these days.

accurate

well why did she match with him if she didn't like him? maybe he has a chance

That's because druggies and criminals have money on top of confidence. Do you know how fucking expensive they are?

This girl is absolutely based, I wish I could say this to the fatties that hit on me because I'm black

It's right there in the screenshot. It was an accident

No. All it get is mixed race goblinas and subhuman wh*te fatties

>Druggies
>Money
Yeah, sure thing.

Enough money to entertain a 18-y.o. thot? Sure.

Haha he's still stuck in that high school mentality. Lmao

Yes. It also helps being a stereotype, ie large Australian man in Denver.

wtf post the rest

post body

Fuck yeah kiwi stereotype worked wonders for me in Germany on tinder. Worried about the itchy groin souvenir though. Or was that the hungarian hooker?

Nigger get out

>post the rest
It's a comedic internet picture. It's simply set up, punch line. There is no "rest".

of course you retard, tinder is for hookups and sex, of course good looking people will do better

Can I get advice? I matched with a qt a while ago and finally had a good few hours of conversation last night about the beach and movies among other things

I told her I was going to watch a movie and she said she was "here for it" and I asked if she wanted me to send her videos of it on sc

Did I fuck up? Convo died right there. I know asking for sc out of the blue can be a big red flag but we had been talking for a few hours beforehand and it seemed like a natural thing after having said she was there for it.

Is there any way to salvage this or should I just reconcile myself with loss and move on? She was a real qt tho, shame I don't have enough experience with these things

Fuck off faggot we're already full

Haha dude are you serious? I've talked to so many Tinder thots, TONS of them have done "sugar daddy" stuff. Or have daddy fetishes. fuck off with this incel shit its pretty simple. You dont get married unless you find a unicorn otherwise enjoy the ocean of pussy out there.

>ocean of pussy
Brother where is my ocean of pussy I got two matches the first day and radio silence now are there magic words I need to say or has tinder HW found out I'm a virgin already?

You and me both, she did a hell of a 180

lmao you dumbass if you were going to watch a movie and she was "here for it" you should've invited her over

Based fat hating female giving a fatty a wakeup call

>not just replying like an indian on facebook

>t. my worldview is entirely fabricated by the internet
lmao

someone please just fucking shoot me are you serious she was so fucking cute like I know there are other girls but fuck just fucking kill me I'm done being a pathetic virgin I'm thoroughly convinced women could throw pussy at me like candy and I'd be able to goof around it like Neo in the matrix

It's easy to the point where it isn't even fun.

easy to get match, having chat-game is something entirely else. unless you match with 5/10's who wants your dick and are ok with everything you say no matter what

I can confirm this... Apparently, I look like a druggie/criminal and every girl between 18-22 who messages me is surprised when it turns out that I'm not and then we stop talking, sometimes before we have fucked and sometimes after. I have never used drugs before but I have been debating running an experiment lately. I want to put "superlike to F for H" in my profile and see how many I get daily.

The Washington, DC area is peak degeneracy.

retard

Based Becca putting fatties in their place

her wall of text and emotional response were nuclear shit tests, she was heavily attracted to the guy. if he cut everything except “im not into cunts anyways” he would have gotten a more explosive response and an easier time getting laid

god dammit
someone tell me how to learn chat-game

yes and no. i get numbers on my kikebucks cups pretty often. i drive a nice sports car. i'm not close to 18 anymore :(

but maybe i just look younger than what i am. last girl to ask the year i was born at a gas station thought i was joking

yes

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Fairfax, VA checking in

Then they all ghosted you lmao you obviously have autism

This is cope. Post your body.

You spent time making that image. You copypasted cringy shit to them and they responded with polite shit without engaging or escalating. You are autistic bro

holy shit

are you super handsome though? cuz that seems way more retarded than i would have thought. no offence, i mean, its working

ive also been surprised at how girls respond positively to dumb things. ive written to a few "damn girl, you were a burger at mcd, youd be mcthicc", and they liked it lol

Saying off the wall shit to get one response does not mean you are getting laid

All my pics are from like 7-10 years ago and you can barely see my face in any of them. One is just me doing a handstand, and another I have a fucking mask on like pic related.
My bio is lit though

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whats your bio?

mine just says "law student, 6.3" (both are true). never put any thought into it. figure maybe i should

i guess ill start opening with more far-out shit

no, but getting a positive response is legit, obviously

Post bio bro

I used to have one shit picture and a funny bio and it got me all kinds of places. But now I can't remember it and I get no matches even though my pics are better lol

Jesus you are pathetic

It's not my pic nor did I post it. Post your body, incel

Rate my bio:

"Quickest way to my heart? A knife probably"

too edgy for me, rate my imaginary bio

"Swipe left if you're old enough to remember 9/11"

How does one 'look like a druggie/criminal'?

lol you'll get killed. Seriously. Once organised crime even suspects you're dealing h in their turf it's game over for you.

>you passed the test
Seriously tho why do 5/10 lvl roasties think you have to endure some test to get their arby's tier pissflaps?

easiest left swipe of my life when some totally average girl has 'make me laugh' or some other demand in her bio

>accidentally match
>choose unmatch in the side options
>don't look like a huge retard
Wymyn, amirite fellas

This is a WHITE MAN'S BOARD

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Then why not unmatch instead of being a stupid bitch?

this guy would be the perfect Jow Forums twink

The problem with getting fit is that you realize that everyone on Tinder is fucking stupid and beneath you. I uninstalled once my bench came up.

It's a shit test dumbass

>Is Tinder easy
yes.

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Imagine losing to fucking Rhodesian militants LMAOOOOOO.

>Swipe right for a week straight
>Only get 5 matches
>None respond
>Change my account to female looking for male
>Profile after profile of 6'6" Chads with pictures of them with their Chad friends
>Realize that I'm completely outclassed even though I fell for the self improvement meme and am an engineer who lifts 6 days a week
>Feel even worse because I can't really fault women for it

I only wish women were more like men and had varied interests in the opposite sex instead of all pining for the same few flavors of Chad.

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Okc is easy too, but the girls are generally less interesting there

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Tinder is easy if you have GOOD pics. only 1 out of 200+ matches has ever bothered to ask how tall I am, because none of my pics make me look like I'm a black dyel manlet who spends 4 out of 5 Fridays on a Azerbaijani watercolor painting forum.

You know i havent tried okc since i got jacked. I should try it again.

Stop swiping on the stacys and get some beccas and abbys in there. Chad may have stacy but chad and stacy on tinder are boring as fuck people.

I swiped right on all of them that weren't black, morbidly obese, or single mothers.
All online dating did was evaporate what little confidence I might have had remaining.

>that 30 year old boomer still on dating apps
based

Based white man in asia

>All online dating did was evaporate what little confidence I might have had remaining.

Feels really bad, desu. I think it's over for averagecels.

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28 y/o boomer here
do kids seriously not know that heroin ruins your life? There's even a fucking movie about it

>This thread

Daily reminder that the only pussy worth thirsting over is the pussy in a woman's heart.

I got banned from OKC permanently for telling this 3/10 girl that had "no white guys" on her profile that if she lost weight she'd be a 4/10. Anyone know any ways around getting unbanned?

>yes
shows us a bunch of chinks and gooks. at least get some pretty girls

kek

Lol are you twee yeaws owd?

>not taking the gookpill as an incel

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You know the deal then. Heroin has even taken over the highschools in this region. I’m MoCo, MD.
Chad face, ottermode + 500mg test-e, flat brim hats, nice cars, a few tattoos... I think it’s mostly my face though. I have had many people throughout my life tell me that I look like a “bad boy”. Tinder thots always assume I’m a dealer.
That probably used to be the case and still might be in the city or in Baltimore. Heroin hit the suburbs now though. There is too much out there. I have learned a lot about it in this region from fucking addicts and it seems like heroin today is the weed of the 90s-2000s. It’s everywhere. Even kids and homeless people are selling it.
I’m currently dating an ex-junkie (they fucking all are) who is four months clean after an overdose which nearly killed her. We watched the movie (Requiem to a Dream) a few nights ago and she bawled because of the awful things she did for drugs. It’s fucking sad... She’s a product of the middle class in the suburbs who got hooked on heroin in a prominent high school.

wew I was thinking of Trainspotting, but you're right, Requiem is even more appropriate

whats the magical formula to your pics?
hate getting friends to take pictures of me, but i realize im goodlooking enough, so i think i just need the ideal picture(s)

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>I'm not really into cunts anyways.
Not only fat, but an asshole as well. See folks, most often than not, a hideous outside holds a hideous inside.

Candid picture of youself doing sports or outdoorsy shit, travel pics are ok if its to somewhere a roastie might think is exotic. Anything in uniform is good if youre military. Dont post any kind of selfie or shirtless pic, makes you look desperate.

so generic picture of back of yourself with a backpack at the top of a mountain or some shit like that?

goddamn now i have to actually go on a outdoorsy trip lol

also, do you have like a funny bio or some shit like that? do girls even give a shit?

1) go around the city doing things you like, take a picture in any important spot, smile like a retard seal
2) once you have enough of those (20 or more) just dump them in your IG one by one
3)keep in mind most women behave like girls so take pictures next to any cute looking stuff you see around
4) obligatory dog picture/nature picture
think of it as business marketing and you're the product. as crude as it sounds most bitches are window shopping for their "ideal man" in a hookup app even if they're just for one night stands they have this crazy thought in the back of their minds that they will strike gold eventually so take advantage of that