Mire Thread

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Gosh darn it Jow Forums, I'm disappointed. I'll start:
>be 5'11" king of manlets, 175lb
>loading dryer in dorm laundry room, qt RA comes in
>"hey user...did you just come from the gym?"
>no why?
>"ohnothingimeanitsjust...your arms are big lol"
>I appreciate it but I've a lot of work to do on them, heh
>"no way!" she exclaims and walks over, puts a hand on me
>"c'mon, flex!"
>for the first time ever, legitimately flex a 'cep
>"see! you're just fine where you're at :)"
>immediately backhand that slut for suggesting that I become complacent
>she covers her mouth and face as the red outlines of my fingers begin to swell on her pale skin
>her face when

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Be honest, "she" was a 60 year old man wearing a fanny pack.

tbqh senpai, I thought she might have been a girl (male) when I first met her but I don't think so anymore

Are guys mirin when they stare at you? I sometimes catch guys staring at me multiple times. Im male

a mire is a mire

i stare at admirable people and people with the same flaws

either that or they're trying to mog you

i actually did the miring today
>be me
>lift legs
>chilling at the squatrack
>dude has 420s and 1 15kg on his bar
>he bout to do the diddling
210kg total
>i think he going for a new pr or a new 2rm
>fucker does 5reps for 3 sets
me and my friend were very impressed by him

> going to pick up a pizza
> girl at the counter
> "can I ask you a weird question? What kind of cologne are you wearing?"
> "dior sauvage. Why? You like it?"
> "I do. My boyfriend was wearing it the other day and I like the smell. Have a good night!"
> "thanks, you too"
> mfw

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shameless self-bump

not really a /mire/ persay, but since I've gotten lean, I've banged 3 milfs from the gym and got propositioned to be a bull for a cuck relationship over tinder. Not even black lol. Feelsgoodmane

How do you approach milfs I've been told they like when you're very direct is this true user? a-asking for a friend

Sauvage has become so common. I had the exact same thing happen to me with a waitress.
It's a shame cause it smells great

Do you have an enormous penis? I'd love to be a bull but I'm not hung like a porn star

A milf at a bar tried to set me up with her friend, who wasnt that interested in the end so it didnt happen, but she was touching my arm and lifted my shirt just a little, saw my barely visible abs and gasped.
Got mired by milfs, didn't get any though. Feel good still. Thanks fit, im slowly making it.

(6'4'' 250lbs)

Wew

>going to pick up a vindaloo big spicy
>girl at the counter
>"can I ask you a weird question? What kind of animal shit did you smear over you balls?"
>"10 week old cat shit. Why? You like it?"
>"I do. My arranged boyfriend was wearing that shit the other day and I like the smell. Have a good night!"
>"t-thanks, you too"

>A milf at a bar tried to set me up with her friend,

Ohhhh, sorry youngling. She was trying to set you up with herself, but she couldn't exactly take that approach in front of her friends. If you see her out (and you are interested), you should take a shot.

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Girls smile at me all the time when I'm walking through campus but I can't react fast enough to smile back.
What do?

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Just walk around smiling all the time just in case.

>run into kid i met at my college orientation
>in locker room
>changing
>he looks at me and asks if im a body builder
>tell him no and laugh it off
>he asks me for lifting advice
>says i got huge

>presenting my research
>wearing old, tight khaki slacks
>didn't realize my dick print was clear as day
>2 thots come up to me
>i tell them about my project
>1 keeps giggling and nodding to me
>her friend just keeps blatantly staring at my dick while i talk to her
a few other girls sperged out when i spoke to them which felt pretty good

Kek

>>didn't realize my dick print was clear as day
I unironically have an 8 inch dick but I'm 4 inches flaccid. How the fuck do people get dickprint?

im 7" hard and 4" soft which runs straight down my leg. i wear boxer briefs to limit the visibility but they dont help much since i get the same print in jeans and shorts

You should have a solid bulge if you're 4 inches flaccid

does it count if my mom says I look athletic

Mom mires are always nice

I have a 7” hard 3” flaccid and I get it in tight jeans and dickies which is what I usually wear. No underwear either.

I was at uni once and 2 of the popular type girls (the ones who have bitch face, spend their time on instagram and you are kinda afraid to approach) said hello to me while we were passing eachother and after that I heard some guys saying "this motherfucker..."
Male jealousy is part of making it.