What's the most Jow Forums haircut?

cope

"Hitler Youth", or a side part with a hard line. Don't go full degenerate with it either. Wear nice wholesome preppy clothing, and don't get any tattoos either.

Dress like the man you want to be.

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Based.
I want to live in the woods a few miles from a small town, from where I will kidnap my bride.

No haircut (buzz)

probably because you're a faggot phoneposter

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cringe

one that compliments your look

>side part with a hard line
Yikes

short on the sides, long enough on the top to do something with it
tada

Holy shit that dude looks like me

no contest

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Anyone who says buzz was one of these dorks in jrotc who thought they could make marine after playing call of duty.

The lucky ones lived out a portion of their dreams in the army, running mess duty or doing manual labor. Never at the front.

The rest worked gas stations, walmarts and bass-pros. They spend their time lementing awkwardly encounters with women.

Much like the ‘messy’ look, everyone who thinks they can pull of the buzz is really deluding themselves.

The low maintenance appeals to a sense of ‘manhood’ and laziness. After all only girls care about their appearance. Right?

The fact of the matter is that you ARE NOT part of the 5% of already attractive men who can pull of buzz.
You look like a pinhead.

Buzz is only top-tier if you had combat experience and earned the right to use it.

Buzz-cuts are the camo cargo pants of hair cuts.

Can’t prove me wrong, post images of hot guys with buzz cuts all you want. That isn’t, and will never be you and you know it.

Try actually advancing your situation with a hairstyle that works for you. Don’t be an anxiety cuck who is too afraid of branching out to impove yourself. If it sucks, grow out your hair in 3 weeks and try a new one.

Ah yes, cigar geralt. Pure alpha.

He GOT it

The one your 60yr old Italian or Polish barber gives yiu

How long will it take to get long hair? Right now I have le generic hitler youth haircut and I'm tired of it.

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6 inches a year is the general guideline for growth. It takes a very long time to get properly long hair. You can speed it along slightly with little things, not using too much shampoo, not being rough with your hair while wet, scalp massages. It's a commitment, you WILL have strong urges to cut it at points, but it's worth it in the end. I had mine cut recently for summer and am growing it out again. Do it with me, user

I have really thick dark hair which seems to grow very fast so maybe it will grow a bit faster than average.

about 2 years
the first year is the worst for me because my ends curl like crazy despite not being damaged
bwhen it gets longer the weight of the hair straightens it out
i use a sulphate and silicon free shampoo and pure argan oil not that silicon junk
use a wide tooth comb before you use a fine comb so you pull out less hair

Why are Americans so fucking cringe.

>the first year is the worst
This, before your hair gets long it will go through a medium-length period where it looks weird. It’s too short to hang over your ears without sticking out, but too long to push behind your ears without looking like a mullet.

Unironically this. It's like a comb over but with a more masculine look. Neat presentable and pretty simple.

If you have longer and wavy hair you could pull off a more romantic loverboy look but you need a good face and frame to not look like some fuccboi

You know, I thought about it, and you're not wrong. I really, really wish you were.

Oh thank god this is normal for a second I thought I might have to cut and try all over again

>you WILL have strong urges to cut it at points.

Used to have hair down to my ass, can confirm. There's about a 6-12 month period where you'll simultaneously look like a high-school kid AND the guy molesting him. Learn to rock a hat. Worth it in the end, though.

really long or buzzed anything else is for faggots

Or a fade

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This man's got the right idea. The right balance between natural flow and aesthetic appeal.

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Long and braided

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unironically Reaper‘s Soldier 24 haircut but idk what it‘s called or what to ask for help me bros

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Surprised no one posted Latsbrah, I know he's fallen out of favor on Jow Forums recently but his hair is godly

Thats just a generic model haircut, unless you have good face aesthetics it'll look pretty trash

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It's called short back and sides. Generally a 2 or 3 on the sides, and then they handcut the top.

It's honestly the go-to haircut if you don't look like an alien.

This user clearly looks like an automatically lmao

>fade the sides, leave the top long
A good barber will work with your aesthetics

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