I didn't wipe correctly and I told my personal trainer...

I didn't wipe correctly and I told my personal trainer, idk why I thought he could coach me through the cringe of my workout

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Gross bro

I hate it when that happens, especially when it leaves a mark on the gym equipment.

just blast your ass with water from your shower head

fucking pants shitting faggots

OP here, it didn't leave any marks that's way too gross even for me but it just really smelled like ass every time I bent over or pulled myself up, especially during deadlifts, but it was the back rows where it smelled really bad because people were everywhere around me I wanted to die

Are you black?

No I'm Mexican

how the fuck can you be this retarded?

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ew.

Why the fuck would you not just go to the bathroom and rewipe?

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Why would you tell that to anyone? Are you autistic?

how do you not wipe correctly? i don't even understand this. do you not normally wipe until your ass is clean?

No i’m indian

Ah, so you shit in the streets.
It all makes sense now.

2gud2betru

yes

because he's comfortable in his own shit

they're fatfucks

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put me in screencap

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> personal trainer

Fuck, man. It's retards like you that give us a bad name.

Are you proud of your ass being smeared in shit? What else could have compelled you to post this? Kill yourself.

some people just have a very... penetrating smell

i remember a while back i took a shit at my parents house, and 5min later i get in the car, and my mom had to crank the window cuz it smelled like shit in there.
my shits literally penetrate my clothes...

it's the food you eat and your digestive system, not you yourself

>wait for guy to finish squats
>he's struggling hard but finishes
>starts taking weights off for me
>have my motivational playlist on
>pumped as fuck
>put hand on his shoulder
>"leave the weights on"
>"I need to warm up"
>he looks at me like Im retarded
>Start squatting
>cant do 1 rep with his weight
>He helps take the weight off

How do blind people know when to stop wiping

Another lowest of the low in the fit history. Bravo.

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Fucking hell, Americans are a repulsive group of mongrels.

I feel like this was sent to a friend and not PT lmao

audible keks

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No this is Patrick

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lmao

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They wash their ass after shitting. Thats what civilised people do

*sniff*

>your digestive system, not you yourself
Dude...

Install bidets on your toilets you dumb niggers.