ITT Jeff memes
(Please post urs they really make me laugh)
ITT Jeff memes
(Please post urs they really make me laugh)
Yeah, i’m a "newfag"
Yeah, I use Reddit
Yeah, I phonepost
And you know what you’re going to do about it? Absolutely fucking NOTHING. Go suck a dick.
??? what are you talking about you bitter retard ROFL
You wouldn't understand faggot
I understand that you should tie a noose around your neck
What are your favorite Jeff videos? What are the one that you found most helpful, informative, or just taught you something interesting?
For me, the facepulls one and the bench press pointer video helped a lot when I was just starting about 8 months back.
Why is it you can't open your mouth without first subtracting from the collective knowledge of mankind? Maybe your dad should have tried a condom around his dick
Yeah the facepull one is great. The guy is a literal library, I wouldn't know where to begin
Here's just a few
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
I also enjoy Maik Wiedenbach's channel, and Charle's Poliquins old videos are supremely helpful
too annoying to read your verbal diarrhea bitter incel, get on with the noose already
It's okay to admit you don't understand it brainlet
yeah I mean you can tell yourself that if it helps you sleep at night, but I recommend that you go with the noose, the world will be better off :)
Tfw you're so sad and dyel you need other people to kill themselves to try and bring the average down to your level. Lmao I'd tell you to kill yourself but I'm sure that would be a welcome reprieve from that shit you call a "life"
you're the one acting bitter coming in here spewing garbage HAHAHAHA
fuckin idiot, post yourself "dyel" ahahahaha
again, kill yourself
Now you
>no time stamp
>physically capable, mentally handicapped
assuming that is you, world would be better off without you
knowing that's not you, the world would be better off without you
maybe don't be such a hateful virgin LMFAO
once more, kill yourself
It is me, but now at least I know I found the faggot from r9k hahaha. Again I won't kill myself because I'm not a loser like you
Post your body dude
ill tell you one last time before I go to bed, unlike you, I got shit to do
really I genuinely feel sorry for you. it's clear as day you're miserable, regardless of what you say--you displayed it immediately in your first post LOL
now that you're back to reality, this time I won't tell you to kill yourself.
Instead, try practicing being grateful in the morning when you wake up, grateful for small shit, the fact you woke up, the fact you have food, the internet, the gym people around you. I guarantee you, that bitter attitude and cloud above your head will vanish completely
goodnight virgin, you're gonna make it
ya i need to prove myself to some virgins on the internet because I need you retards to validate me, because im the one going around starting shit calling others dyel.
idiot
Reddit is two blocks down, buddy.
God will soon smite each of you that live and breathe in hate and spite
expect a storm
night clowns
Lmao yup you're either a fat fuck or dyel as hell
No... this is not a DYEL i smell. I mean it still is a DYEL but this is something else... This is.... this anger.. you are... AN ANGRY MANLET
First post wasn't even me I was just dropping in to fuck with you lol and you fell for it
Nice memes lads.
Thank you user. Have some Jeff OC to maybe get the thread back on track a bit
what a fag
I have been doing a bunch of face pulls and they do seem to help my shoulders and have some carry over to traps
Post body
good edit
I was lucky enough to see the video early in my lifting, and I think they're one reason my posture seems to be better than ever. However, I've recently started focusing more on flaring my elbows all the way out and I noticed they hit the traps better that way. (Not sure if Jeff's original video said that already and I was just being sloppy or what but worth paying attention to it.)
>posts picture of "himself" to prove he's not dyel
>ya i need to prove myself...
spoken like a true dyel LMAO
Apparently it's a reddit thing.
>AKA, fucking a thread at the start.
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Bro, you are a massive fucking faggot.
Just dropped in to shitpost between sets and holy fuck, get a life.
John Cena is that u
INTERNARUL RUTATUN?
SHAMFRRUUUUUU DISPRRRAYYYY
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C’mon fit share your Jeffs
Is Tag Tournament Jeff's game?
mein gott it is ze perfect facepulling machine
never again will zere be internal rotation
I'm afraid it's been.. 9 years (without face-pulls)
That one is still my favourite one
fucking kek
requesting french jeff and jeff/macron memes
Posture. It brought me to Jeff and I never left.
Need dormamu edit
ding ding ding
lol cucked
Can I get a quick rundown on Flies? Jeff says their a shoulder killing meme but Arnold and Scooby both say they’re key to chest size which one is it Kings?
jeff threads are getting weaker and weaker. so very little content. I miss the golden age of jeff 3 months ago.
I want results Igor, and all I'm hearing are excuses. JUST. GET IT. DONE.
>monsieur Jeff, hes doing upright rows...
>Bogdanoff. Rotate it.
>b-but monsieur jeff hez only lifting ze bar
>i said. Rotate it.
>"EEEEUUAAARGGHHH MONSIEUR CAVALIERE PLEASE TELL YOUR GOON TO STOP ROTATING MY SHOULDER"
>"And why would I do that?"
>"I WILL DO ZE FACEPULL, PLEASE TELL HIM TO- AAAHHH I WILL DO ZEM I SWEAR, I WILL EVEN DO 8 BY 25 EVERYDAY"
>"What the fuck did you just say?"
>"PLEASE I CAN FEEL MY ACL BEING TORN APART"
>"What's with that 8x25 bullshit? You will do 4x25 everyday, no more, no less, there is not one single variable that can be negociated here. Understood"
>"YES MONSIEUR CAVALIERE"
>"Good. Jesse, let go of the man's shoulder. And you Emmanuel. If I ever catch you slacking off on cuff day again, I will unleash my twink on you only this time he won't be externally rotating you"
>"Sank you monsieur Cavaliere, sank you"
My fucking sides, i got nothing more, user
you just went through my patented athlean-x™ side shredder workout
Ask yourself, who's natty? Arnold and Scoobs or Jeff? Listen to that person
I mean he does drink twink semen
Very nice
Of those 3 scooby
Nice idea, terrible execution
The worst forced meme since brap posting.
Congrats, I guess.
No one said anything and youre shitting up a jeff thread, nigger
Do you think he knows about the memes?
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Rotator cuff exercise unironically
What natural motion does a face pull simulate?
Still makes me laugh
What's the original?
Eating ass
external rotation
MORE FACEPULLS, YOUR HIGHNESS?
your retraction pleases me
Find an image of Jeff that works better then
the wrist one; helped a lot after surgery
Sounds like you need to post body
>Salutations distingués sieurs, je me présente, Geoffroy LaCavalière, adepte de culture physique depuis moult printemps et éditeur du manuel d'exercice "Athsvelte tome X", j'escompte via ce fil vous enseigner la méthode permettant de différencier le fait de s'entraîner comme un gentilhomme bien versé dans les arts physiques et celui de courser les blessures tel un fruste. Je requerrai à cet effet l'assistance de mon illustre protégé Jehan de Facepouille, troisième baron Jessy. Sans plus attendre, effectuez prestement une rotation externe de votre humérus