Benis Health

How long does morning wood normally last?

I will get morning wood often but by the time I actually get up from my bed it usually dies.

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About an hour- 1h30m for me

>tfw you'd have a really nice looking dick if you weren't a fat fuck

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you walk around for an hour every morning with an erection?

do you go into work?

Morning wood is caused by a full bladder putting pressure on your prostate. If you get up and take a piss it goes away.

I used to have an erection while pissing in the morning.

Nowadays, it goes away before I even get to the bathroom.

Is this normal?

Yes in a few years it will go away completely sorry m8

Do you guys always have morning wood? Mine seems to be gone if I'm waking up much earlier than the day before or after not sleeping well

I get up earlier lmao

Not sure why people count morning wood as a measure of health.

exactly, you arent sure

why shouldn't we?

Thoughts on angion method 2.0?

is it normal to NOT have morning wood?

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thought the same, then I discovered that I have prolactinoma
it actually is signal of something

you low test fag

It's normal.
You get morning wood because you need to take a piss. That's why you get it more often if you get drunk before sleep.

What were the other symptoms

I haven't had it in many years.

I have to piss every morning but I never have a boner.

how old are you

26. Don't really remember when I stopped getting it. Maybe around 20.

>prolactinoma
Oh shit dude, how did you discover it?

ive not had morning wood in 5+ years

How 2 get rock hard erection?

think of men’s asses it should work well for you lmao

A thread died for this.

Anyone else restoring their foreskin?

wtf how

gomad, ss and kegels

>tfw can't remember the last time I got morning wood
>tfw only 20

Niggas..., during sleep the heart rate goes low due to parasympathetic nervous system work. When getting more into awake mode heart starts to pump like an out of control motherfucker. Even more if you jump out of bed suddenly.
Also, to discard physical implication for impotence, having a morning wood is an OK way to tell you're just fucked up in the brain, negro.

Bullshit. Get educated.

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Stretching the skin

Search foreskin restoration on youtube

Low T otherwise

>How long does morning wood normally last?


For me it lasts until after I roll over and finish fucking my gf awake.

Anyone every tried cialis when you don't have E.D?

Holy fuck my dick was like an iron rod I couldn't keep it down and fapped like 5-6 times in a row

yea only if you jack off too much

The loss of morning erections (and lower frequency, sub par firmness, and difficulty sustaining them) is a sign of declining cardiovascular fitness.

I guess it's time to start doing cardio.

i've experienced some problems with my cardiovascular system recently and been diagnosed with mitral valve prolapse. Might this be somehow related?

so lads how thick are ur dicks haha

False. If that was the case then elderly men with impaired kidney function and/or prescribed diuretics would be infamous for the hardness of their cocks not having to get up to piss 5 times in the night.

found out with your mouth haha

based haha posters

Gyno mostly,
but i had also low sexual drive (urge to masturbate maybe only 2-3 times a week or less) and morning woods were really only occassional despite being 21.

And then doctor told me, after I visited her with gyno. Fucking treatment will take probably 2 years, looks like I will switch to steroids

just under 5.5 inches girth, hoping to get to just over 5.5 with angion method 2 and jelqing

having your penis respond to a full bladder isn't the same as not being able to control your bladder

It works?

Is having a weak erection when kissing a girl a sign of problems with sexual health. Im 19 tho

They haven't lost control of their bladder (that's called incontinence). The issue here is an excessive production of fluid that needs removal.

Nah. You are just gay.

Ask her to stick her finger up your arse while she tosses you off

Sticky tape

5.8. lucky i guess, lately ive been clamping and at the end of the sessions my pointer finger and thumb cant touch, middle finger can tho. Too bad i have no one to use it on at the moment haha

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>4.8 inches around
>look at does size matter threads online
>"size doesn't matter as long as he's thick haha"

How to get dat coke can dink or am I doomed

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stents

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>How 2 get rock hard erection?

Train VO2max, stay hydrated, keep bf% above single digits but not too high, no easy dopamine in your life.

yes enlargement exercises work, there are thousands of anecdotes out there. I haven't increased my girth yet but I've mostly been working length, have gained almost half an inch in a few months of just manual stretching for 20 minutes every other day

90 day jelq by jp

Will L arginine help me with erections? I can jack off fine but when a girl is over my dick is dead

maybe jack off less first idk???

I’m trying that now I only was doing it maybe 5 times a week in self conscious I think thank u haha

60-90 minutes for me and for most guys

if you don't get morning wood or it goes away within~45 min it typically means you're at a higher risk to get erectile dysfunction issues before your 30s. And you're fucked by your 40s bucko

I get morning wood like once a week and it's gone 5 minutes after getting up and I'm 23. I should stop smoking...

yeah smoking kills your dick

>tfw can't get an erection anymore because I know my dick is too small for girls I like (all over 5'10)

how small?

I lost morning woods completely, my cardiovascular fitness did not decline and I'm not depressed either. Still can't remember the last time I had one, I'm 25.

Generally no

what the fuck is THAT, Jow Forums?
Happen sometimes when I push too hard when taking a shit. Its jelly but keeps its original shape and doesn't smell like anything. Its just hanging from my foreskin once I get back up from sitting one the toilet. Wasn't sure if it were some kind of crystalized sperm or no but still I get no excitement/erection and don't even feel it coming out.
Anyone ever got something similar?

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Other angle...
And no, I don't have any std's or aids

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Yes it’s a bad sign. If you don’t get consistent quality morning wood and spontaneous erections throughout the day then its likely that you have a physical problem. It could be hormonal (high prolactin, estrogen, thyroid problem, etc.). It could also be a blood flow issue (vena cava, high blood pressure, etc.). The easiest way to distinguish between cardiovascular and hormonal erectile dysfunction is to assess how much of a mental urge you have to masturbate/have sex.

You’re dying

smegma

I don't have it prior to taking a shit though. It just suddenly appears once I am done pushing. And also smegma has a really foul smell (which that thing is lacking).
Seriously nobody has ever experienced this? Is Jow Forums located in israel or what? I thought it would be more common within the uncut community

L arginine will only give you very marginal benefits. It is common that people with low sexual drive and/or impotence can jack off seemingly like a normal person. This is because, while jacking off, one creates conditions very dissimiliar to a vagina. The hand is rougher, has a stronger grip, and can move faster. Unless you jack off truelly excessivelly or in a weird manner, humping your bed for example, your problem is likely physical and not psychological. And even if you do those things at least part of your problem is probably physical.

Read this post.

My penis leaks piss it seems like. Just about 85% of the time after I piss, I shake it longer than most people do it seems, but as soon as my dickhead is back in my pants, a little more piss comes out and drips down my leg.

How do I fix this without spending 30 min at the urinal?

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If you are at all worried about your erection's health you should stop watching porn. Period.

Fapping every now and then is OK. Porn is the jew's embrace.

sounds like you push so hard that it also pushes against the prostate and semen leaks out

but why is it so dense and jelly like?

Same boat as you except I’m only 4.5”
Haha my bathmate comes in tomorrow and I started jelqing two weeks ago.

5+ girth is possible in like 6 months r-right??

It's just jellied semen you faggot.
Drink more water

ever heard of erectile dysfunction?

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no fap almost fucked up my benis. I had a sex encounter and I barely got hard. I'm fapping 1 or 2 time a day now. No watching porn tho

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>no fap almost fucked up my benis
are you me?

nah seriously mate
> I started the no fap nonsense
> I'm 26 in perfect health.
> I got oneitis home
> One thing let to another
> couldnt fucking get hard
> icantbelievethisshit.jpeg
> finally get hard, cum 10 minutes later
> just fuck my shit up
> she stays over the night
> In the morning I start again to play with her
> This time I don't get hard at all
> just ...
> Now I have been fapping constantly without porn
> I think I will get some action this weekend and I'll see if my theory is true

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I have no fapped for 3 months and this thread alone is enough to get me a boner.

You were probably just nervous.

Kegels

I'm not, but I've become a shill for manhoods. Basically it's a cover you wear for your dick through the day so it doesn't rub on your pants. I've been using it for two months. Brings back the sensitivity without restoring. I've never liked BJs at all and after two months I almost came from one the other night. I actually felt good from girl on top. I still prefer rough sex; but now gentle sex doesn't make me go soft and rough sex feels even better.

>Tips:
>Order up if you are unsure between two sizes
>If you're kinda long flaccid measure at the middle not the base
>Will always be sent one more than you order
>Promo codes between 20-50% off
>Use a very gentle moisturizer (careve is fine) the first week to speed up the process

Apparently foreskin restoration has some additional benefits in feeling better for women that you don't get from just a manhood bbbuutttt the one woman I was with who had uncircumcised partners before said the difference was small and she was the kinda girl who talks about dick size openly. Ever notice it's almost always sexually unsatisfied men rather than women who talk about circumcision making it worse for the girl?

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I hope so man, I finally have oneitis chasing me. I need to fuck her right asap.

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t. janoy cresva

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Same problem, I just never use urinals and squeeze everything out really well into some toilet paper in the stall.

Sounds like you're putting a lot of pressure on yourself user. It's supposed to be fun.

The only reason I don't get these is because I don't wanna become dependent on them. I'd imagine it would be unbearable to go out without wearing one after you get used to them

Guys when I masturbate I dont touch my head and come within minutes. But when I have sex and my head gets stimulated im way too sensitive and cant cum. Shouldnt it be the opposite? How to fix?

>tfw I wake up every morning hard just to mog Jow Forums

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I was circumcised as a kid and at some point in my early 20s the head of my dick started to get all weird and scaly and lined. Thought it was an sti but it turns out that's just what happens when it's exposed to air and clothes all the time. Any truth to the idea that one of these can fix it? I don't really want to restore.

The lines haven't gone away for me yet if you're talking about the wrinkles on the head, but after 1.5 months I have just started to notice the texture is softer and I can faintly see some of the moisture that uncircumcised men have. Based on pictures I think the wrinkles will mostly go away completely but it'll take closer to a week

Meh, I sometimes have it slip off in bjj but if you're focused on what you're doing you don't notice and as soon as you do notice you just go fix it. It does feel bad while you walk to the bathroom but I don't think it'll ever get so sensitive I couldn't fake a straight face based on people saying it roughly doubles the sensitivity. I think it'd take more to be an issue.

Year* not week

No porn & and no fap aren't memes.
I had issues getting hard with my fwb (now my gf) and decided to cut back drastically on porn/fapping. I completely cut out porn for like a week or two and fapped like once or twice a week at most. I was back to rock hard lasting erections fairly quickly. I believe that over stimulation theory is true. With too much fapping and porn your brain and cock become desensitized. To fix this abstain from both for a week or two you should "reset" yourself be be good-to-go. Now I have no problem going 4 sessions when my gf comes over. Granted I watch porn and fap still, but do so in moderation so I don't desensitize myself again. Also I often fap without porn because I believe too much porn to be the main culprit in my erectile dysfunction.

I hadn't the same problem until an user on here suggested pushing on your taint immediately after you can't get anymore piss out. That always gets the last couple drops and avoids the whole dribbling down your leg thing that you're describing and which I knew all too well.

I often have weak erections when kissing a girl I'm about to fuck for the first time because I still get so nervous the first time with a new person.
After I've been with her a while my dick gets hard the moment it seems like I'm getting sex.

What’s the general place to go for penile extension info with the excercises and progress listed.
Feel like maybe trying for a iittle girth before I take my gf’s virginity.