Hey Jow Forums what is the most degenerate...

Hey Jow Forums what is the most degenerate, disgusting habit or affliction you have that you wouldn't dare share with anyone?

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You mean besides jerking it to /d/ level shit?

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Tiktok cringe compilations
It's so bad, but I just can't look away

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Eating my cum

I love eating and sniffing my gfs asshole.

I can only get off to traps anymore?

I rub my fingers along parked cars and lick the dirt off. Usually it's a dry black powder but it can be gritty or wet and rich.

I've started to identify which type of cars provide the best taste:

>BMWs / Mercedes are more likely to be washed on a regular basis, so offer a very chemical and soapy flavour. Not something I'd eat regularly, but a strong pick-me-up to taste occasionally.
>Vans and trucks will be around more polluted areas, offering a very industrial flavour - they taste like gasoline smells.
>Range/Land Rovers will be covered in incredibly rich soil from off-road driving. It depends on the ground quality of the area but usually these give fucking delicious samples.
>Buses and other public transport are like a combo of vans, Landrovers, and trucks on steroids - they travel around everywhere for hours on end and never get cleaned. A single fingerfull can have decades of taste. The only downside is that there isn't too much subtlety, the taste overpowers you. Also the bus driver might catch you licking his bus and not let you on.

It's winter here in the UK and cars are starting to frost over. this absolutely PISSES me off because I am constantly craving a fix of dirt. I've turned to exhaust pipes because they don't frost over, and the accumulated soot doesn't taste half bad. That said it looks incredibly suspicious to stick your fingers in a random car exhaust then suck on them.

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I swear to god this shit is why I stay here, you absolute mad lad.

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You have a nutrient deficiency, that is why you crave this shit. It's called pica. Find a doctor/psychiatrist/TLC producer

Heroin and hookers

I force the shit in my ass to stay there even when im crossing my legs going HNGGGGGGGG when my girlfriend isnt home. I just stand there in my fucking underwear as shit squeezes out of my compact anus. Sometimes it falls to the floor before i make up my mind to go to the toilet, so i clean it up. I never use toilet paper because my ass is so hairy, so i just wipe it out with my hand in the shower.

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Edging to hentai for 10 hours+

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I had to stop.
I get completely numb to everything a whole day after

I'm doing a month of no porn and i deleted my hentai collection. I like porn way too much to completely give it up though.

I shit in the shower

Love wearing/using diapers :3

Fucking noob.
I sniff and eat your gf's ass about 20 hours a month, and I wouldn't even start to consider it degenerate.

Your mom's is a different story however.

why would you take the horn off the unicorn?

Just when you think Jow Forums's lost its touch

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I would drink the blood of children for this to be true.

Here's a (you) for the made up story simply because it made me giggle.

Based pica user.
Put me in the screencap

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I never wash my hands, double dip with food,

Ass Pennies Principle

I used to lick the used car tyres in my back garden. The rubber tasted delicious.

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kek

I raise rats so I can eat their babies alive

Please be real

>Tiktok cringe compilations

I watch them every day now. So fucking good.

I routinely read stuff like this

I pick my nose and have measured my penis extensively

Based picanon

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Do you see a difference between traps and futa?

Damn, that's commitment.
What was your biggest folder?

Holy shit what the fuck

I like to occasionally use cocaine.

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I have spent nearly every free minute of my day posting on Jow Forums(nel) for several years now. I really need help.

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Stats?

okay, too much for today

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Yet another classic forced mass reply/screencap thread from Jow Forums, we did it reddit!

stay mad faggot

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I watch love live and absolutely love it and am heavily invested in the community, and I have far more pictures of scantily clad anime girls saved on my laptop than I would ever care to admit in a social setting
I am a completely normal person on the outside and no one knows these things about me and if they did I would eliminate them

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Okay fine, you can have a (you) as well.

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Posting on 4channel.org

shig

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Unironically buying (and using) bad dragon stuff. On one hand I wish I didn't have this degenerate fetish and was fully satisfied plowing girls but I like both, I can't help it. I don't want to give it up more than I want to continue it or I'd have given it up already, but fuck it sucks hiding it, especially physically. Always paranoid about people looking through your stuff and realizing you're hiding a large austin dildo that just came in today which is massive and if anyone saw it you'd have to suicide

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Gold...

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Do you have the tubes and cumlube and everything?

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It's always on Jow Forums where you come across the most peculiar things.

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NoFap will save you

Hmmmmmm

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I had them, but I had to get rid of about 500 bucks (or more, don't know) of stuff because I thought it was that or get discovered. Turns out I didn't need to so I'm rebuilding. Currently my priority is on suction cups, tubes are a bonus. The lube is definitely, it's worth it.

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Just buy a decent safe. That's what I keep my weird shit in. Plus if anyone ever breaks in and steals it then it'd be too funny to get mad over. Just picture their face as they finally crack open the safe and find it full of used dragon dildos.

do you feel good when you make shit up for (You)s?

you're not wrong

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Sometimes, when I'm alone and nobody's home, I pull down my pants and browse Jow Forums until I cry.

I had and have one, it's small and in the back of my closet but I was thinking I'd have to move and moving would require someone more than likely seeing them. I wasn't risking it.
I still am paranoid now though, like gf coming over and asking what's in the safe and why I'm so defensive over it when I don't allow her to see or something.
I'd break up with her before letting her though

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Hold on

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My gf and I were at a sex con, and bad dragon gave away a gift bag with a packet of cumlube, a glow in the dark condom, and three mini dongs (I guess as a gag).
The lube is actually really good quality. Might get a bottle for us.
Do they have vibrators as well?

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I have a nasty addiction to sissy porn that I'm trying to overcome, and a long history of porn addiction spanning back to prepubescence. The stuff I get off to now would have turned my stomach 5 years back, I used to find gay shit absolutely revolting, now it's the only thing that turns me on. I miss being able to get up to the thought of a girl.

Porn is evil, it conditions you, stay the fuck away from it and don't end up like me.

Bbc porn. I'm trying hard to kick it but the best pawg/anal videos are always with black guys

They have vibrators but they're probably overpriced, like most of their stuff. Only reason I put up with it is the fantasy. Also I don't know much about vibrators but they seem kinda small. Maybe that's the point

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Whenever I pop my pimples I smell the pus. I like when the pus smells like it's been in there festering for a while.

I lick mine off my fingers after popping them. Sometimes they're small and stringy, other times they're a light liquid. I never taste anything though.

there are kik whores on reddit who will rate a picture of your cock for $10. spent a lot of money on that back in the day

report them to the IRS and get your money back

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Absolute degenerates in this thread. I cannot even begin to approach this. Nothing I do is even comparable.

Eh. I checked the website, super pricey. No wonder you spend more than 500
How did you get started in this?

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Stop :)

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I never wash my hands when i use a public urinal. Ever.

The smell of my own smegma turns me on like fucking crazy, so if I ever have some time off work, I purposely don’t bathe, then masturbate my unwashed, filthy cock, to smegma-eating porn if possible.

Don't blame you, you don't know what nasty STD ridden grime is lurking around those taps, and your dick is cleaner than your hands anyway

I make degenerate porn in Skyrim on weekends and I'm pretty damn good at it

I pick my nose and eat it whenever I can. Especially if I feel a nugget or something in my nose, but I just can't help diging and cleaning it out, and boogers taste good.

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I've been exposed to futa porn since I was 12
I don't want to be into it, I would never do it IRL, but no matter what I do my dick has a mind of its own.
Strangely enough im not into traps or dudes who turn futa, it's got to specifically be a girl who has/magically grows a dick

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same brah
if anybody finds out we're fucked lol
this fetish is truly hell

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Just make it a red line. Nobody goes in my big old safe and they understand that. Plus guns.

Fantasise about an oneitis that "is not like the other girls" even though I have an actual GF and I don't believe any real woman could be like this fantasy oneitis (100% loyal, caring, ethical, and also cute and hot).

But I've been fighting against this fantasy for a while now and it's been slowly dying. "She" still invades my thoughts on occasions though.

I think a part of what makes it so bad is that it doubles down on the conditioning aspect of porn so if you get pulled into it, it's hard to get out.

There is a real dissonance going on between my dick and my brain, I suffer a lot of mental anguish post relapse. Just want to be a good, wholesome person again.

put me in the screencap

I mean I'm pretty sure if gf asked what's in the safe I could just say what's ALLEGEDLY in there, which she's actually seen before because I left it open when moving goods from it to a different hiding spot and she asked.
She'd probably take that answer.
My paranoia will never get over the possibility of
>oh can I see
>no
>user don't be defensive
>uh no
>user why don't you want me to see do you hate me
and etc spiraling into a fight. But like I said, would rather break the relationship than it be found out
More and more weird porn that peaked on gay furshit among other stuff. Would be nice to be well-adjusted I think, than the shit I have to hide

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I love fucking fat girls. I'm not talking built-fat or THICC-fat. I'm talking Sophia Rose, Julie Ginger, Anastasia Vanderbust, and Cotton Candi levels of fat. If the face is attractive, I honestly don't care what the rest of the body looks like. They're soft and super cuddly. Not only that but they try much harder at sex to make you happy just so you'll keep fucking them. The only downsides are that A) I like eating ass and not every fatty washes their ass properly during a shower and B) Jow Forums is 100% spot on in that every fat girl has some serious mental issues with depression and self esteem that could easily be solved by working out. Yet every single 1 of them has an excuse like "muh genetics" or how they lie and try to say they love their bodies, but get nervous getting naked. That and they sloot around harder than any other type of girl I know.

Would never date 1 due to the social stigma.

I've even put a fucking real face on my oneitis fantasy (pic related). Bit "she" has nothing to do with Zoe since the little I've explored about Zoe's personality makes me find her really disgusting, and the oneitis idea spams from longer than Zoe has been around.

Man, it's hard to kill a poisonous idea. It's like a mind cancer with a life on its own. But it's getting weaker.

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i specifically seek out tinder braphogs that are willing to fart and shit on me. i also have a gf who doesn't know.

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