How do i find an underground fightclub?

I’m fairly certain you don’t have to worry about brain damage

You beat yourself up behind an old diner and then when people ask what happened you break the first rule you made up and then you start dating a schizo from a cancer support group and literally cuck yourself and then blow up the fucking city and then eat a bullet

K3k

samefag

the skull is hard and can/will break knuckles

gloves are padded and can be used to consistently bash someones skull leading to brain damage
bare knuckle boxers around 1800s-1900s fought 100s of fights and kept their wits
retarded nigger learn your history

Not really, research human fist hypothesis.

It only says the human hand evolved to punch stuff, not punch the hardest part of the human body. Punching the skull barehanded will still fuck you up.

You start one

Punching will fuck up your hand, just because they can be used to punch it doesn't mean you should.

Just join an MMA gym and learn how to actually fight.

no cp
?

A nigger at my job in a warehouse knows one, he talked about what they pay and how you bet and when the fights happen. Essentially what I'm saying is; ask niggers

>just "fight" with a limited set of rules and regulations and wear a bunch of pussy pads, bro, its totally like real fighting

WITH YOUR FEET IN THE AIR AND YOUR HEAD ON THE GROUND

TRY THIS TRICK AND SPIN IT, YEAH

get in touch with gypsies, they put up videos on youtube. Just look up bare knuckle gypsy fights. Maybe they'll let you join in. Very weird thing to want to do though desu

Have you ever thrown a punch with a bare hand? People break their knuckles all the time in street fights

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Spoken like someone who has no clue.
An MMA fighter will totally demolish any untrained fighter 1v1, even without rules. 100% fact.
Rules and regulations as well as "pussy pads" are in place so you can learn to fight without fucking your body up in the process. Over the course of years this training turns you into a lethal fighter.

You already have one. Punch your face really fucking HARD RIGHT NOW DO IT!

unless the guy you're fighting is bigger than you, then you're fucked. no street fight lasts longer than a minute, raw power is all that matters you faggot

At least that schizo was hot and actually pretty devoted.

my schizo self will be an even uglier version of me and essentially a bigger loser

I’ve beaten people who had 30-40lbs on me in both boxing and judo,( actually a bit higher that that in judo) why the fuck wouldn’t it work in the street, punches magically stop working out there

T. Won’t actually try to fight in regular fight club because he’s get his shit kicked in

Not even close to true. You could spend straight weeks watching all the footage of jacked dudes getting knocked out and put to sleep by little dudes like nothing. Strength helps any sport, but it's the defining factor in almost none of them.

go to muay thai class, then spar with the best, youll get all the brain damage you could ever want

No retard, a trained fighter knows how to manage distance and avoid getting hit. They also know how to take an opponent to the ground. Anyone who does BJJ knows that you can dominate a person who has never done it, even if they have 30lbs on you, if you know what to do.

Watch fight club with your boys, have gloves and alcohol at the ready and you'll be in the fight club before you know it.
>watch fight club by myself
>at my boys homeparty bc it's his birthday
>we get drunk
>we make jokes about fighting
>bantz ensue
>guy makes a gag at me
>"I'd love to whoop your ass right now"
>"I'd fuck you up"
>literally all the dudes think that they're gonna dominate
>we start off
>quite fucken hard right off the bat
>this ain't sparring
>we take turns doing mostly boxing matches even though only guy has a clue about boxing
>we all take turns fighting in the middle, everyone else jeering and shit like crazy
>win some bouts against decently strong dudes
>other guys see this and test me
>whoop em EZ

We ended the night with a bunch of light injuries and aside from one guy who got punched in the dick/balls (it turned absolutely purple) everything was pretty much fine after a few days.
It was an amazing experience.
We did it again a few months later even more intensely which was crazy cool too.
This was a bit out of control but all in good spirits and no one carried grudges.

Watching untrained fighters fight is like watching people who have never played tennis get into a competitive match. It's just stupid lol.

It's not concussions that lead to permanent brain damage. It's repeated sub-concussive trauma. We all have it to some extent but striking with or without gloves is going to fuck up your brain.

Because a trained fighter would beat the shit out of him so he'd rather fight some random hobo

do boxing fuck mma

Great idea, become an expert puncher and be totally dominated in the clinch or on the ground.

"Raw power is all that matters" holy shit you're delusional if you think some random lifter has more punching power than a professional fighter. If all that matters in a street fight is raw power then you're beyond absolutely fucked

>power doesn't matter because a fighter with more power than a lifter will win in a fight

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WRONG

The objective of gloves in fighting sports is not to protect the fighter's head, it's to protect their HANDS.

Pay attention, ok? When you punch someone in the head with full power you are 100% guaranteed to break your hand. That's why bare knuckle fighters do not punch with 100% power.

Why do people on this board always talk about fighting like they know what they're talking about but have never even been in a physical confrontation?

It's funny sometimes but I also feel like I have to sprinkle knowledge and wisdom.

I remember a thread where some retard equated fighting to video games: if you lift more weights and eat healthy it makes you tougher, increasing your hitpoints and other stupid nonsense. like wtf?

It's not about power. It's about aggression: hit and keep hitting until the threat is over. Whatever it takes to win.

Power, strength, agility, etc. those are important, don't get me wrong but it's aggression that ALWAYS wins a fight.

This user is right In bare-knuckle you very rarely want to hit someones head/face because that's a one way ticket to snap city for your hands, unless you bunch buckets of gravel and tree trunks all day every day. Some people also do know how to break hands with a headbutt too (you try to intercept the punch going for you head/face with the upper portion of your forehead/top of skull).
In bare-knuckle you are mostly focusing on and around the center line, that is the gut, kidney, sternum, and ribs. Without gloves those kinds of hits can really do damage. Getting winded, broken ribs, and bruised organs are not uncommon in bare-knuckle. You are trading brain damage for possible internal damage, which is worth it for some.

>Aggression always wins the fight
You can be the most aggressive dude in the world, but if break your arm or leg with a fucking throw you aren’t really doing much fighting. What are you gonna do hobble at me?

hell's angels?
mmmmm don't wanna mess with them

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no lolis?

you already have brain damage
bareknuckle can and will break something in your hands
I practice kick boxing and mma, I already broke my right pinky finger and my right wrist using gloves

not sucking dicks in the shower?

because these dudes are trying to actually use technique.. If they just ram into the opponent and smash him all the way possible, they would win

club penguin closed last year lol

Strength > Technique

>MMA
cringe

Why would you ever "be on the ground" in a real street fight? Are you out of your mind?

Holy fuck you are actually retarded

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Alright mr aikido, fucking defeat me with your chi and SIIIIICK grapples that “use my own force against me”, and all the other Mcdojo shit you’re about to justify knowing.

Robert Paulson?

Or I could just use a leg takedown and twist at the knee. Why is the concept of breaking a limb kung fu magic to you?

U might get tackled

Regardless it's extremely dangerous to stay on the ground. What you should be doing is trying to get up not stay down. Especially if the ground is concrete.

>dude just throw haymakers it’s guarenteed to work
Please try that out at a boxing gym, and post the video it’d be fun to watch

Well yeah, but knowing how to get off the ground and to avoid being put on the ground is y’know part of groundwork and grappling

form your own

Ud need friends and a social life to do that, how likely do you think it is that OP has that?

We need a tinder like app but for guys looking to throw down.

That would very quickly turn into a haven for the kinds of dudes who join BJJ gyms just to fondle and be fondled.

that's called grindr

yeah it sounds good, but then you end up with a bunch of mma manlets who just end up trying to grapple you nuts

Post body. I want to see how big you have to be to fight like this

> bareknuckle is safer

I should never be shocked that this level of retardation exists, but i continually am when it confronts me.

Do explain to us, dear retard, how you dont get brain damage from pugilism just by removing the the gloves

>In bare-knuckle you very rarely want to hit someones head/face because that's a one way ticket to snap city for your hand

this is a bullshit myth that started on the internet

go watch bareknuckle fights, theres plenty of them of youtube between gyppos and even a proper sport in Lethwei. Majority of shots are still aimed at the head, just like regular boxing. For reasons that are obvious to anyone not infected with this particular form of clever-silly disease

just stop with this bullshit. Or take it to sherdog where fellow morons swallow this nonsense readily

Can confirm. We did the same but we're also slavs and fighting is rooted deep in our souls unlike europoors.

>people are falling for this obvious larp.

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if you want to fight bare knuckled, it's becoming a sport in america again, i was thinking about trying it

>We did the same but we're also slavs and fighting is rooted deep in our souls unlike europoors.
>slaves
>not europoors
this deserves a (You)

You just keep building muscle and they will contact you

Life is a fight club

don't be a boomer for starter
the future is now old man

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Are there any high test fighting styles that don't allow face shots?

Don't wanna damage the merchandise

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People will hit harder with gloves because they won’t break their hands.

Kek

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Nobody is going all out in training, faggot.
Why are you expecting anything but a friendly environment?

All fighting is high test, but the highest of them all is wrestling. If you can't wrestle, you aren't a real man.

>high test
>forbidden moves
Any restrictions more severe than no permanent injury are low test.

>t. never actually learned how to fight

>I'm a tuff edgelord from the part of the suburbs with lowest home values. I'm wanna do the fite klub

Go buy another cheap katana off ebay, faggot. You don't want to learn to fight, you just want an outlet for all your frustration. You should probably work on getting laid instead. Or, you know, actually lift.

have fun and be yourself

>but muh rules

You think mma fighters suddenly don't knowwhat todowhen there's no rules? They can't kick nuts and punch throats and stomp without gloves and ropes? Are you really this retarded?

It's social. I fight at an underground fight club every now and then but its not fiction like in fight club, but rather quite serious, yet sporadic training. A bit of blood every now and then but not more injuries than you'd see at a normal boxing club and the spirit is way less hazardous, people are very eager to teach and learn

Only thing that isn't transferable from MMA is head punching. You probably need a good 100lbs on your opponent if you want to be able to punch someone in the head and be sure your hand doesn't break.
Literally all the other shit is to avoid permanent injury, which you should when it's entertainment.

No one in the room looked impressive
Some ottermodes but most were standard dudes with two fatties in the mix

Even the simplest judo throw on concrete will fuck you up big time, especially if you don't know how to break the fall properly.

Jiu jistui is grappling, but if ur a pussy and wont take face shots and want to do fighting im sorry anom but ur retarded

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>t.has never trained martial arts or left mother's basement

Nice argument. Boxing gyms are just like lifting gyms. People are friendly and generally want to help each other or, at the very least, are doing their own thing and don't care about you. The fact that you need another person to spar means there is even more community than at a gym. Leave your basement, neet. Not everyone out there is your high school bully.

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As if trained figters had no raw power.

haha the guys is literally begging for the pain to stop as he flopping on the floor

kid starts flossing his balls

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