How does it feel to be a manlet Jow Forums

It's unironically a cuck fish. This makes my day

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>starting swim
6/10 you tried

Start swimming in the toxic waste waters near the dumping sites of chemical factories.
You'll grow huge if you don't immediately die.

>Traveling in airplanes
It's fucking awesome, no leg cramps

I can't tell who i'd rather be in this scenario.
Either I'm the chad fish and I'm getting cummed on by betas. Sure I'm i getting pussy, but I just got fucking nutted on man.

OR I'm the virgin beta who at least can nut all over chad and his bitch, potential get her pregnant, and laugh that chad has your cum on his face.
But you get no pussy.

5'7 here, I get gfs fine and some have been way to hot for me desu. But I have never, ever, turned around to see a girl mirin' me. I'm basically invisible to 99.9% of women, and the rest are inexplicably attracted to me. It's be nice to not someone or be mired just once.

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>in bed with qt
>the salami has been slipped
>door bursts open
>wtf.exe
>in runs 5'7" manlet, butt naked in full jackoff mode
>fires a 4 rope shot right at my wedding tackle
>runs out laughing
>mfw

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>5'9.5
not good, sometimes i wish i was 5'10 so i can just have double digits in my inches.
Jow Forums ruined me

Pretty bad most of the time. Never really cared about it until I realized it was a huge turn off. Still get pussy, but the options are very limited if you are even slightly picky

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>6'6"
A married woman I know through work is constantly flirting with me because her husband can't satisfy her.

It feels good.

I don't want to hand in my natty card. Can't I just do Gallon of Plankton a Day?

This is What you fantasize while her husband is actually having sex. You’re the real cuck

>being used to prepare her for her stud at home
>somehow you aren’t the cuck in this situation
try again

She snaps me lewd pictures and I'm still fucking other women. Idgaf if you just think I'm prepping her for her husband.

sure thing buddy

She is literally just using you for attention to ego boost and then cums all over her husbands dick. You are a retarded tool. Unironically kys

This needs to be some kind of new sub-sub-genre of porn where cucked guys get mad part way through and revenge cum on the dudes as they're busting a nut inside their girl.

I still wouldn't watch it but its existence would make me laugh and the best ones would make a great YLYL webm.

Imagine you were a bull and you were fucking a chick her man comes up behind you and puts you in a choke hold and starts fucking you in the ass and it turns you on so much you come in her pussy the same time he comes in your ass haha, that'd be funny haha I wouldn't ifnd it sexy but imagine it.

a gallon is a shit ton for a centimeter fish

I HAVENT LOL'D SO MUCH , GOD TIER THREAD

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>they are finally learning

Is this how bukkake came to be?

>5' 11
feels good to be king

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I KNOW THIS FEEL

>be a fuckhuge mandarinfish
>fuck yeah i made it gotta find some fish wife now
>get 10/10 hottie
>gonna breed.jpg
>start making out passionately
>some uglu fishlet swims by
>cums at my wife
>she s pregnant now
>these children arent mine
>mfw

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Smaller walruses pretend to be females and then mate with the females behind the larger male's back.

>tfw large fish and firing sperm with all the small fish cuz you have a bad personality

>Starting Swim
Breddy Gud

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This is the "friendly fire" genre, usually the husband is getting blown while his wife rides her bull and he blows all over both of them, to the obvious annoyance of the bottom fellow

5'11 and 3/4s here bow down before me

It never made a difference in my life and I never knew it was a thing until I came to this pathetic hellhole of a board.

imagine a porno like this where a monster cock is drilling some bird and whenever he pulls back too far some stubby chode pops in from the side and starts spaffing all over her minge haha

>Starting Swim
What did I just read?

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