are marathon runners the most pathetic group?
Are marathon runners the most pathetic group?
Kayden Watson
Alexander Peterson
Nope they are based
You can’t even run a 5km and think you’re fit
Nolan Hall
No, I do not think so. Long distance running is what we're made for and it's quite the challange.
Luis Thomas
Yes, they are all pathetic skeletons on the verge of death
>The chad sprint
Aiden Clark
Far from the most pathetic, but they are up there. They have more discipline than you ever will though. Powerlifters are the most pathetic.
Andrew Robinson
I decided to stop the faggotry of trying to look good and i'm currently training for a marathon, i now actually enjoy my training and i can totally see why people turn this into a lifestyle
Connor Cox
Fencers are the most pathetic. For every five minutes they spend actually doing something they spend half an hour talking about TRPGs and their favorite Linux.
Dylan Green
Long distance running can be a religious experience senpai, pusling your endurance to the limit is a very primitive and primal joy
Eli Hill
wouldn't bigger muscles everywhere but the legs make you slower? don't see the point of those traps and biceps
Cooper Robinson
This. Ran cross/track in high school but turned to lifting and getting buff in college. 4:40 mile crew. I just care about getting strong and aesthetic as fuck now but I still cherish the memories from all the good runs, runners highs, camaraderie, the PR feeling, if only I could still do that and gain muscle and explosiveness reliably, I would
William Cooper
Y-you take that back you meanie.
Brayden Stewart
my favorite cousin fenced. you take that back you soi boy!
Luke Richardson
At least it isn't crossfit
Alexander Ramirez
You're the type of guy to run with your hands stuck to your hips.
Samuel Adams
It's just programming. Give any healthy weight person 2-3 months he can run a marathon.
Charles Gutierrez
i have never wanted anything in athletics so much that I was willing to shit myself for it so marathoners have my respect
Samuel Stewart
Nah, people with your 1rm is the most pathetic.
Brody Watson
if it's what we're made for, wouldn't it be less challenging relative to other accomplishments? shouldn't we be more impressed by people who excel and sports we WEREN'T "made for?"
Anthony Long
Running 26 miles at less than 5 minutes per mile is pretty badass. Can any of you fags even run 1 mile in under 5 minutes?
Brandon Cook
Lmao if you think picking up 500 lbs ONE TIME is more impressive than running hard as fuck for 3 hours nonstop.
Brandon Cox
>Massive attention whores
>Tells absolutely everyone they're training for a marathon for months
>Documents progress, callused/bloody feet for everyone to see how dedicated they are
>Blocks off huge portions of major global cities so they can attention-whore for the whole day
>Recruits/guilts friends and family to stand around for hours with stupid posters to cheer them on for the 30 seconds when they come by
>Gets tons of Instagram pics+ finishing shot
>Gets stupid T-shirt so that they can continue to attention-whore even when not running
>Affixes bumper sticker to car so every stranger within a 10 foot radius will know they are to be respected and feared
It's one thing to run 26.3 miles, it's another to do it as an attention-whoring spectacle and all the associated bullshit.
Oliver Perez
I think at one point maybe one mile Sprint in around 5 minutes, but I really doubt it any more. Goals change and getting older and what not.
Juan Cook
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