Itt: that guy at the gym

Post em bois

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>that guy who sits in the corner on his phone for 2 hours
>sometimes he's snickering, sometimes it looks like he's holding back tears

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>ywn be this alpha

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>that guy at the gym who does a 3 day full body workout and looks at his phone inbetween sets

What’s ur problem bro

lol I want to try this out so badly but I think I would be banned from my gym

That's me.

must be the guy who makes all those chimp threads

That guy is ffking annoying

>The dindu who benches nearly 3pl8 but has zero ROM, moves the bar an inch for each rep
>The boomer who asks to work in when I'm doing pullups instead of using the other pullup bar, does 5 and kips them all
And of course
>The guy who wears the same clothes every day, hoodie/shorts/sweatpants without exception, never talks to anyone and has resting bitch face, listens to music in a gym THAT ALREADY PLAYS MUSIC and leaves after only an hour or two (no 8 hour arm workout? Not gonna make it)

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the first time I saw this i burst out laughing it was so ridiculous hahaha

Pic gets me everytime

>dayton
I can already picture what his parents look like

Like anyone has the guts to stop this behemoth

grow some balls

Slightly concerned that the third guy is actually written about me.

>go to gym a couple hours before close because less people
>guy who I’m pretty sure is on gear comes at the same time
>literally screaming or overly grunting through every single set
>can hear him through my music which is turned all the way up on the other side of the gym
>asks for a spot one day
>expect my eardrums to literally fucking burst
>doesnt make a single sound besides blowing out air
>tell him hell yeah man good job and go back to my lifts
>not even a minute later he’s screaming again
>can still hear him in the locker room
>front desk has told him a couple times to chill out but they gave up

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>listens to music in a gym THAT ALREADY PLAYS MUSIC
Like I want to listen to that nigger garbage

I need to note my sets reps load nigga

More like nobody wants to listen to that white shit.
If it ain't Gorilla Zoe, it ain't no music.

>Asian thot that does elliptical then five different weird butt exercises using the cable machine

People who find this shit funny are lowkey closeted pedos

>cunt doing handstands in the middle of the fucking gym
>receptionist interrupting mid-set trying to sell memberships cus "muh deal"
>filled with newfags, barely any old regulars left

fuck me, used to be a chill gym. place wasnt packed af and the people there where cool.

Decided to check out my HS gym before I graduate.
>Crew of Asian lanklets benching baby weights doing quarter reps
>3 curlbros standing in a circle curling baby weights with terrible form
>everyone uses the pussy pad to squat, you guessed it, baby weights, doing, you guessed it, quarter reps
>pasty teacher doing nothing but meme shit, don't think I saw him even touch a barbell or even a dumbell

t. barely legal zoom zoom

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I'd like to hear your reasoning here.

getting baited this easily

People like this are why all the machines in my gym are fucked

if you want to look like an athlete you have to train like an athlete (NON-NEGOTIABLE)

wtf the clothes just look the same i actually bought 5 identical sets!

t. Dayton Clarke

>go to gym at busy hours
>leg day bois
>want to start with slav squat
>see gym rookies occupying power rack /squat racks
>1 doing cheatrep pullups
>1 using squatrack to do rows
Smh

Planet Fatness?

t. subhuman