How does Jow Forums act when around hot girls?
A girl I know started touching and massaging my traps and my initial reaction was to flinch and say "woah what are u doing". I think I might have given a virgin vibe (I am a virgin) . I'm not used to a woman touching me, and I was so taken aback. FML
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Oh this is easy you're gay
Not gay. I did fap to a trap once or twice. It's not gay if it looks like a girl.
Yeah i get this shit, I'm not a virgin, only banged a few girls and one was a 5 year relationship, still im an autismo. Im fine with touching some male friends and being jokingly aloof n maybe considered flirty with some gay friends, but I wont dare touch a girl. I imagine it comes across as creepy, or I'd fuck it up and scratch them or pinch their ass or something.
Its torcher when I'm with my friend who does it to all the girls, so naturally and confidently.
Dude has no patience for the thots
What the hells going on there
thats gay as fuck dude
>torcher
Based and redpilled
Absolutely based victim of yet another false accusation.
Females today will claim any shit to milk a man out of his money or get some pity revenge. And the corrupt justice system will side with them.
>TORCHER
Was Zyzz a visionary of some sort, with his hoverhanding?
You need to be bold. Challenge them. DON'T sexually harass them. You don't just go up to a girl and grab her fucking tits, nobody likes that. You make them initiate while you take sips of your cool glass of lemonade. Once they touch you (your traps in your own example) you playfully remark how it's sexual harassment, and remark how you doubt they'd be alright with you grabbing their ass. You don't shoo them away, or flinch, but let them touch while you tell them this. They'll naturally laugh and say "yeah" expecting you not to do it because it'd be bold. But you do. She's taken aback. "You're so bold! You're so bad! You're something else!". Just as expected, she's coming on to you.
damn lmao
women are a blight
Dis fukin nigga
lmao
>torcher
i've just spat my sips out laughing
This is actually really fucking sad. Dude was probably so traumatized from getting thrashed by a fucking harlot cunt making false accusations that his first instinct is just to get as far away as possible.
>torcher
>I think I might have given a virgin vibe
You think? All you had to do is look at her and smile and roll with it. After that say something that isn't autistic.
Ignore or act professionally. Sometimes amuse them by teasing them but its hard to do that all the time.
They're going to have a lengthy as fuck vetting process for ring girls or simply stop using ring girls altogether.
This is a big problem.
Goddamn, this kind of thing is going to end the livelihoods of many women.
DO NOT touch a girl. You will most likely look awkward as fuck and scare her. Only a true chad can pull that off.
>cool glass of lemonade
"Massage this dick bitch" there you go
Like the Chad in the OP?
If girl touches you 1st then it's fine.
Lol whose the fighter
It doesn't get more chad than a winning mms fighter yet here we are..
That's harrassment of a different sort and he can still be sued if he touches her back.
Is this because he is extremely autistic or because he got punched in the head a few too many times?
Accused of harassment by a ring girl before.
>while you take sips of your cool glass of lemonade
Based
I was wondering because he looks mildly mentally handicapped, I think it's mostly because of his deformed ears and fatigued expression.
>woah what are u doing
that shit is legit funny to me haha why would you say that hahahaha
He's just Korean m8
>girl starts to playfully hit me
>I sell it a bit more and react like ow and massage the spot she hit.
>she starts hitting me more for reactions
>this goes on for a while
>ask her if she believes in feminism
>she says yes
>"well so do I, so I'm going to hit you back just not now. I'm gonna let them build up so I can return them in one swoop."
She stopped hitting me after that. Who was in the wrong?
this just might actually work
see
That is enough to completely ruin a mans life. Especially one in his line of work/with his lifestyle.
>How does Jow Forums act when around hot girls?
I stare at them from a distance. If they come near or walk by I deeply inhale and hold the scent in for as long as possible.
That situation is different. I was talking about meeting a girl somewhere on the street or through a mutual friend, etc. That asian dude refused to touch her but even if he did, it's a different situation and less intimate since it's for a group photo.
Well maybe if the girl really wants to mess you up in that way. But if she's touchy with you, it usually means she's giving you THE green light.
>completely ignore them and then wish they'd approach me first because I'm a shy fuck around any moderately attractive girl
why do I do this to myself. Fuk. There's a few QT girls that always work out near me in the gym, and I've caught them looking at me a few times, but I can't bring myself to start a chat. I'll listen to R&B songs and imagine our lives together. Fuck, I'm beta.
>nextshark.com
This is so fucking sad.
This guy gets it
I've literally been at the bar and had a girl I was flirting with payfully nip at my chest with her fingers, and I did the same thing to her tit, in a packed bar, and she was stunned but also had a huge grin and was majorly turned on, I said "if your gonna grab my shit Im gonna grab yours" and she just giggled and did that hair flip thing
*turns 360 degrees and does a jefferson deadlift*
Nah, fuck that.
Keep hands off is the name of the game now.
Lot of men thought that too.
They ended up getting sued into the ground.
Uh uh.
That could have gone really bad.
You actually have autism brah
>my initial reaction was to flinch and say "woah what are u doing".
>Someone flinches at unwelcome touches from someone else
Whoa holy shit...
those cunts have subverted my native land
Treat em like shit as a defense mechanism
If i know them for longer than a month, i occasionally test their thighs and slap them hard. If im not content, i either tell em to eat more or do some leg exercises. I dont give a fuck if they have relationships. I just want aesthetically pleasing legs around me.
>ask out receptionist at uni gym
>she gives me her number begrudgingly and I leave in shame
>gym bans me until I talk to manager
>tells me I made her feel uncomfortable
>tell him to fuck off
>email head of gym and tell them they are incompetent
>get generic response but still email them again because they didnt apologise or get my point
>they become petty and report me to the sexual harassment board at my uni for "possible harassment"
>meet with the guy and he says this whole thing is bullshit and I shouldnt even be here
>says they can report anyone and they have to come and meet with him
>I still go to the gym and the btich who I asked out got called for questioning and obviously feels bad in retrospect
>she keeps staring at me because I leave whenever she comes near me and I avoid eye contact
When you guys tell autists to "just ask her out bro" DONT. They have to realize girls don't actually reject you by saying "no".
Based
Jesus christ how ugly are you user?
Most people are ugly. Yes, average is ugly.
Good job friend. I fucking hate when cunts do this. Just tell me you have a boyfriend
Like a motherfucking weeb. My new year's resolution is shut the fuck up.
Nice LARP bro
Can't stop laughing
fucking lel
>torcher
>Its torcher
how are you this retarded
truly based
I get nervous and tell them I'm gay aperently :)
anyone have the opposite problem?
I'm fine around and can even (attempt to) flirt with hot chicks but completely shut down when I'm around ugly ones. Like the lack of attraction makes me not give a shit and I end up responding to them like they were a child or a old person telling me a story about shit I don't care about.
I catch myself coming across as an aloof cunt about 50% of the time and correct myself, but if the exchange is too short for me to have time to realize and adjust, the sour impression it leaves usually can't be changed.
How do I learn to speak to ugly women like I give a fuck?
>torcher
what did he mean by this???
stop thinking of it as torcher, and try to be open to failing and learning, because theres no other way to succeed.
look at him and learn. think of it as a fun thing, and stop stressing out about not being able to do it.
and the thing is, only you can learn how to get better at physical flirting and contact.
even if your friend taught you everything he knows, you'll still have to be the one to apply it for yourself so you may learn.
have incremental goals (light touch, taps on the shoulder, holding hands --> holding her waist, having your arm over her shoulder, massaging etc.) that can be measured and progressed past
only have one goal in mind at any given time, dont try to fully succeed too soon or else you wont really learn anything
realize that everyone has value, in one way or another. try to explore their minds and discover that value
wow a non autistic person actually hangs around here
only 11/10 chads can just randomly touch women there is really nothing you can do if you lack the ubermensch genetics
What does starting a chat with a stranger even mean? Every time someone tries to give an example, they just say the most generic uninteresting garbage. I'm fine with letting people come up and talk to me if they have something to say, but I never have anything to say if I don't know the other person or how they'll react.
Hot girls never come near me. I guess I'd act normally. I mean it's not like I can't kill them in two seconds if I wanted to.
Also
>torcher
I imagine you're in a dark room with your chad friend and you have to hold up a torch so he can grope the girls better.
>nice larp bro
I wish it never happened, user. But it did. Ahhhhhhhhhhhh. Worst 3 months of my life.
Not sure if you're lying but I witness some average joe get destroyed infront of us all.
>Fit girl actual sexy fit not whey/roided fit
>She comes off cool like one of the bros
>A few of us keep her in check with sitting on equipment too long or not picking up weights
>She tries to talk to us in our gay boy group in between rest
>She knows she's the hottest chick
>Most of us ignore her by now because we all got teased
>Anywho, average joe one day gets the courage to walk up to her
>Hands her a note
>She reads it out loud and it says
"A. will you go out with me. B. Or just give me you number
>She says C. No for being ugly
>She laughs....we...we laughed too
>Average Joe is totally destroyed and walks speed walks out
We never saw him again, and only one dude called her out and now he goes at a different time. Nothing is worst than a fit girl
Lol girls ive taken on dates kiss me, its funny but the best moves are like pulling their hair back and looking into their eyes before kissing.
>lying
>everything i dont see in life is fake
I get horny around ugly women. Or at least, around below average women who aren’t abhorrent. The bottom 45% of women who aren’t elderly are arousing to me, I should say. So about 70% of all women are varying levels of attractive to me
Read my pic boy
Well here's the question, though. Is it against the rules of the organization to grab the ring girls? I wouldn't be surprised if it was. In which case it makes sense that he'd get in trouble, even if it was a fairly benign grab..
torcher
>be me, soph at community college
>hot junior stacy that went to my high school whom i haven’t seen in years stops and says hi
>”wow user you’ve gotten really big”
>”thanks haha”
>”i wish i could be as strong as you”
>for whatever reason i squeeze her bicep like i’m feeling her muscles
>”looks like we gotta get you started on tren”
>she awkwardly laughs and then we part ways
yes, this actually happened. it might make me feel better if no one believes me tho
Holy fuck that’s based
Be honest though , was she into you before that gaff?
>"looks like we gotta get you started on tren”
>torcher
>cool glass of lemonade
>Im fine with touching some male friends
kek
he's a fuckin badass monster truck
t.Baseddrinker
>Not scared to step into a ring and possibly get his shit beat in by another man in front of the world.
>scared of thots
what mode is this
The organization didn't have a problem with it.
The ring girl did.
But I can see the organization firing all of the ring girls now.
>Torcher
This is more embarassing than anything else in your post.
I'll get my fucking life destroyed if I'm within 2 feet of an attractive woman again BITCH GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME mode.
Do you fully comprehend what is at stake for that man and those men?
Or do you want them to risk their lives LITERALLY RISK THEIR LIVEES to stand next to a ring thot and grab a handful of WAIST.
You have to be a woman or a neckbeard with power fantasies of pulling all of the hot bitches once you become a total badass CHAD/JAMAL/CHANG
>"well so do I, so I'm going to hit you back just not now. I'm gonna let them build up so I can return them in one swoop."
Wonderful
>speed walks out
Which one of you guys was this?
based
