Are there any conspiracies regarding weightlifting?

are there any conspiracies regarding weightlifting?

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Inhaling braps from your gf increases your testosterone

Quickly scanned through those. are there people who legitimately believe this stuff? Do they all have schizophrenia or something?

Don't see the one about tutankahmen and most of egyptology being art deco frauds and the entire ancient alien thing being a giant hoax designed to cover up the fact that humanity was more advanced then we are now about 12k years ago and that blacks wuz kangz.

Hell, the biplane helicoptor and our entire space programs are clumsy attempts to copy the technology we found in south american and egypt.

I've heard one about how some people who compete in strongman, have cybernetic implants in their body for strength.

What about how both the bodybuilding and powerlifting and strong man industries are just ways to use human guinea pigs to test out new drugs.

I would say most of the supplement industry is a big scam conspiracy.

>are there any conspiracies regarding weightlifting?
Not really conspiracies, mostly just facts nobody knows or cares about.

Examples:
>push-ups are maybe 130 years old and were invented by a German gymnastics teacher for people too weak to do dips
>the barbell was invented around 1850 by a French Communist named Triat
>before the 19th century, exercises we would recognize didn't exist
>modern exercising was invented by Freemasons and Esoterically inclined creeps to reclaim the splendor of ancient Greece/Rome/whatever - even though the ancients never trained like we do today
>"3 sets of 10" was invented by some Dr after WW2 and didn't exist before
>Sandow was Jewish
>So was his teacher, Prof Attila
>So is Arnold
>So are all big names in bodybuilding after WW2 and in many cases even before WW2
>Doping always existed. The year Sandow entered the world stage was the year baseball had its first steroid scandal, somewhere in the late 1800s.

etc. etc. It's all on Google and Wikipedia. I mean, you could argue it's all a Jewish conspiracy or a sign of the end times, and you wouldn't be completely wrong, but that leads into other fields meatheads generally don't care about (history).

Not a conspiracy.
It's a known known.
Most former legal herbs and natural substances that can put multiple companies out of business are taken off of the market.
Look at what happened to ephedra. The exact moment that ma juangephedra was in the public eye for being dangerous for the public someone somehow let it slip that it was very very easy to make a powerful stimulant using the plant and released it everywhere.

Think that was a coincidence?

>modern exercising was invented by Freemasons and Esoterically inclined creeps to reclaim the splendor of ancient Greece/Rome
This makes sense.

Exercise is too inorganic and is a thing in and of itself.
It's odd that people would take drugs and do things that harm their day to day life all to workout for no real purpose.

How going to a gym or something for an hour a day to ward off weight gain seems like a natural thing when they could just move more...not eat so much or skip a few meals

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Steroid use. Selling bs supplements. Workout programs that are overpriced. Etc

Also brown sequard elixir in and of itself seems to be a conspiracy, it was heralded as being very potent back in the day but scientists just chalk it down to placebo and marketing nowadays.

>the year baseball had its first steroid scandal, somewhere in the late 1800s.

Lol not really. I mean people tried to inject themselves with sheep testicle extract but it's not really clear that had any meaningful amount of testosterone or could be absorbed

user, up until a few years ago, people still used pregnant horse piss for it's estrogen.

>theory
That's a fact

some of them are trolls

this is true
proprietary blend

Look it up, dumbass. He's right and you're wrong.

Urine fasting is right there on your image.

Yeah. They're there to discredit a lot of the other stuff.
They pay people to comb the net and discredit stuff that gets too close to uncovering inconvenient truths.

Like how the moon landing is fake.

>Tier 2
>second row
>space is fake

Yeah, I'm going to need a quick rundown, right now

>>Sandow was Jewish
>>So was his teacher, Prof Attila
>>So is Arnold
>>So are all big names in bodybuilding after WW2 and in many cases even before WW2
So what if they are jews?

>all big names are from an extremely small minority

Didnt sv3rige made a video about that?

Probably connected to "Earth is flat" nonsense.

Sure, there's a ton:
>Bodybuilding was invented by Jews (Joe Weider and others)
>Arnold is actually half Jewish, his real father was a Jew, that's why he quickly had success in Hollywood
>The 80s bodybuilding boom was created by homos who wanted to portray a healthy image despite the AIDS panic
>Gym based workouts are pushed because the fitness industry would lose money if everyone just trained at home
>Male and female physical ideals are pushed by the homos in fashion and media, both ideals are unsustainable and unhealthy

If you count MMA:
>MMA was invented by a Jew who did BJJ as an advertising for BJJ, that's why they only signed amateurs except for the Gracies. Actually, they wanted to sign Benny Urquidez and Hulk Hogan, too, but backpedalled when they found out Benny had no problems with training grappling on the side and Hogan had legit catch wrestling skills (Imagine Hogan won the first UFCs lol)

If you count athletics in general:
>Football leagues will actively refuse white athletes in favor of black athletes because media wants to push the black super athlete meme
>Same for boxing: Ali was shit and so was Tyson, but media loved them

Jews are good at lifting?
I guess I have to take that from your post

Well, the theory of relativity is a hoax.
Dark matter and black holes are nonsense created specifically to make the ridiculousness of the theory work
Over 100 scientists of the day back then wrote a massive book all discrediting relativity and saying it was idiotic quasimystical mumbo jumbo and had bullet prooft mathmatical proof of it.

The big bang is a false creation myth that has never at any point been proven.
And nuclear weapons do not exist

>"Earth is flat" nonsense
you sure about that, buddy?
ill check that out

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>Football leagues will actively refuse white athletes in favor of black athletes because media wants to push the black super athlete meme
It's to keep blacks dumb and looking towards sports and athleticism actually.
Also, the media loves their great white hope. There's no way in fuck they'd hire jamal longdick the gold toothed guy with a sketchy past over Joe Redneck the good white christian boy dat dindu nuffin except for that one time in college.

>>Same for boxing: Ali was shit and so was Tyson, but media loved them
Really.
Give me some examples.

Body weight exercise, cardio, yoga, and a balanced vegetarian diet is all you need for health, an admirable physique, and longevity.

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>So what if they are jews?
You wanted a conspiracy theory, didn't you? There you go.

Not him, but Ali was feather fisted and couldn't dodge for shit. BUT he had a granite chin. So all those "near misses" weren't misses at all - Ali got hit and turned into a vegetable. Then, there's the whole shebang about Foreman being drugged for Rumble in the Jungle, the Rope-a-Dope being stolen and imperfectly implemented and lots of blackmailing and threats to other boxers to take a dive against Ali.

Tyson, otoh, is just overrated, fought only cans and broke apart immediately if faced with any kind of opposition. Tyson didn't "lose it" later on, he just never had it and had to fight non-cans.

Okay, I can see what you're talking about.
Ali was overrated and was on a ton of coke and painkillers but he brought the crowds.

Tyson lost all of his talent once cuss died. dude was a fucking olympic fighter for fucks sake.
But he brought the crowds too

So, where does the racial component come into it?
Where were these white fighters that were so good that they'd give tyson a run for his money?

Intentionally bad advice to keep selling more shit is the general lowlevel conspiracy you can see anywhere.

Genmodified babies for olympia is the potentially feasible nextgen conspiracy.
The tech is available to a degree even for public use. You can select hair color and minor stuff, get a screening against diseases and finally let a poor third world woman carry the pregnancy out for overall ~150k so your wife doesn't even have to take any risk. I can only imagine the gov guys go even harder.

zyzz died for our gains

What 'media' are you talking about? Have you read any media lately?

you must be new here

>And nuclear weapons do not exist
Aren't those the main reason why countries don't dare go into open conflict but rather solve things with proxy wars+toppling governments these days?

Scooby natty is a conspiracy

No, that's to keep the people from becoming raving insane animals.
We still have more then enough horrifying real world tech to turn the earth into an uninhabitable wastland for generations.
As a matter of fact, we're already doing it right now.

Well, like Jow Forums.
Your or that other person's entire post was about ebul negroes stealin ur positions.

Scooby is full Natty brah

Training with heavy weight was invented by freemasons to make us more slave like. Think about it, who spends his time carrying heavy things? The slave or the warrior?

>The slave or the warrior
Both?
Warriors have to lug around a shitload of equipment and armor every day for miles until they reach the battlefield.

I said warriors, not soldiers

False. Horses and load bearing animals hitched to carts did

briefly skimming through that list I saw Atlantis. I personally think it was a real city, I saw some videos recently talking about the eye of the sahara being the location which were interesting. idk how high tech they were, i do believe humans were more advanced in the past but the question is how much

Tier 8 is majestic
>deep onions
>lottery exists to catch time travellers

Tier 0
>Onions becomes sentient
>There is no conspiracy
>Pornstars leeching you energy

Kek the second one is almost reasonable with new lottery standards

>Loveshack
I'm curious

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Ask me how I know you did not study physics.

T. Medfag with a mechanical engineering/biomed degree

is this pic legit or troll shit? i been googling some of them lol i feel in a conspiracy mood

Veganism is a diet, and not a cult.
There is a conspiracy for you.

>illuminatis are the good guys
>lottery exists to catch time travelers
>pornstars leeching your energy
>roman empire still rules the world

Typical /x/ faggotry, putting their favorite (entry-level) theories into ultra-deep tiers as if they'e super revolutionary.

t. pic related

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>he doesn't believe deep S_O_Y is real

some say that if you lift hard enough youll get a real gf
yet to be confirmed

Worked for me, felt like a champion after lifting, got the mindset of one and girls just came with it.

Space faring, genetic engineering, had bases on mars and moon, and bottom of ocean.
Some MAJOR SHIT went down 20kish years ago.

Olympia winners being based on who sucks the Weiders cocks off more

Physics is about indoctrination, not teaching their students how to think or do experiments.

T. Somebody who has not studied physics

We literally had projects and experiments nearly every day and had to do research ourselves on new topics

>Gym based workouts are pushed because the fitness industry would lose money if everyone just trained at home
Tbh isn't the only reason people don't train at home that equipment is fucking expensive?

some are troll

Do you do your own experiments and test to see if what they say is correct or did you simply go through the motions and memorize what they tell you?

Calisthenics, stretching and walking is free.

My nibba its an engineering school, you are literally using the physics everyday and if they would be wrong none of my builds would work. And yes you do your own tests, its the best way to visualize and play with hard to grasp concepts.

>modern exercising was invented by Freemasons and Esoterically inclined creeps to reclaim the splendor of ancient Greece/Rome/whatever - even though the ancients never trained like we do today
Source?

so you're black
rofl

Jow Forums is not "media"
crazy nigger

How did people exercise before the 1800s? It always perplexes me, people didn't know anything about exercise or nutrition, except eat big and and lift heavy. Did the Greeks literally lift rocks around as a workout? Was everyone dyel?

basically ignore tier 6 through 0. most of 1-5 are musings and theories only anyway. neat to think about, not a whole lot of credit though

i agree except "admirable physique" from the bodybuilding perspective. You'll be dyel with some muscle definition, although this day and age not being morbidly obese is "admirable"

Yeah, but the reason why physics works and theories behind it has nothing to do with what is being taught.
Did you know that there is a theory stating that gravity doesn't exist?
That it's litterally all just electromagnetism holding shit together?

It's called social media you idiotic nigger.

Why didnt the soviet union who were tracking the apollo missions not bother to tell anyone then?

I don't know.
Why don't the russians use that magical gold foil paper to help them clean up chernobyl and make nuclear power permanently safe.

>being this intellectually dishonest

Not him, but do you have any evidence? These are my favorite kind of theories and I'd love to have something to back it up.

cringe & soipilled

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Class conscious blacks is the world's worst nightmare.

Here's another conspiracy theory for you BTW

>slave masters never raped black women, black women ran into the arms of whitey willingly

>black women all over the new world told white slave masters plans of slave rebellions and got black men killed so she could serve Master

>the black welfare queen was propped up by the government to keep black men stupid and stuck in the ghetto

>hbcus are brainwashing camps for blacks to stay as stereotypical as possible

>the ghetto is one social experiment after another

>white men are black women's #1 choice in man but settle for black men

>black women hate black children and beat the fuck out of them not out of "Stern parenthood" but out of hatred for children especially black boys

Black women betrayed black men first and are solely responsible for all the pain and suffering black men face today

This.

>Black women betrayed black men

Abrahamus and Evelynshauwa

This is not a theory. It is confirmed. Even Arnold sucked for his first.

based yakub poster

Based and redpilled

>implying SCP is not real life
FUCK YOU OP!

The original image ended at Tier 5. Only brainlets think in absolutes, a lot of these theories have some base in facts or are true but would be bad for "society" if they were mainstream. Others are just clumsy metaphors for the Jewish Problem...

Some of the "conspiracies" of the ancient world are almost impossible to prove or disprove, mankind's memory like a man's memory is frail, fleeting and can be influenced but "what we'd like it to be" not the facts... in fact, it's hard to get a solid grip on any world history outside of the immediate area where you live between the ages of 20-50... the few years of your life where you don't have your head too shoved up your ass. History is NOT a science.

>>So is Arnold
His dad was a Nazi. Card carrying, wounded in Stalingrad Nazi. I really doubt that Arnold Schwarzenegger is jewish.

Just like Einstein, they have no real accomplishments other than theft, so they just use their deception to claim other people's greatness.

Nah I startes going on 4chin when I was like 13 but I didnt post for years. I am 20 now and I just know the whole jews are bad thing just as that. I have never been on Jow Forums though

My sister claims that no one needs more than 50 grams of protein per day, and that the rest just gets deposited as fat. She learned it in some nutrition class and it really grinds my gears

The shit I believe:

>bodybuilding as a phenomena is pushed entirely by rich, old homosexuals
>there's a global conspiracy to keep people fat and ugly while simultaneously chasing after a fit ideal
>processed food is engineered to be addictive
>there's another global conspiracy to turn first-world men into slackjawed söyböys by tainting food and water supplies
>trannyism is caused by excessive porn consumption
>big lenny suffers from fetus in fetu; the roids caused his twin to grow out of control
>the vitamin avenger is real and paid mods for doxxing info

Vegetables are NOT healthy at all. In fact they are full of anti-nutrients that leech vitamins and minerals from your body. Also the fibre in them causes gut issues and diseases. Plants are 100% harmful to your body and ingesting them causes illnesses.

100% true

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sv3rige logic

Tell me why vegetables are healthy for a human to consume, and even if they are necessary at all?
All vitamins and minerals can be found in animal products WITHOUT the anti-nutrients found in plants

Look up phytonutrients, antioxidants, flavonols, sulforaphane, medicinal mushrooms.
Meat is good too but cutting out all plants is extremist.

source for the mma one?

God you’re retarded. I’m sure sometime long before 130 years ago someone thought to push themselves off the ground several times to build muscle. The modern barbell may be recent but Ancient Greece had a barbell type device, rocks attached together by a marble rod.

>all big names in bodybuilding were Jewish

Go fucking kill oyurself you stupid kike. No one believes you, you are desperately trying to make it seem like Jew are not the pathetic sickly physically weak effeminate faggy cowards they actually are.

Arnold’s dad literally joined the nazi party of his own free will. And you a really really saying Ronnie Coleman, phil Heath, franco columbu, Lou Ferrigno, Larry Scott, frank zane, Samir Bennout, Chris Dickerson, and Dorian Yates are Jews?

Show proof even a single one those I mentioned are kikes. You can’t because kikes are weak little beta pussiesa nd you are a liar.