Who here /gymbully/?
Who here /gymbully/?
Hudson Sanchez
Joshua Ward
i always whistle the horst wessel lied when i lift near a jewish looking person.
Nolan Scott
>be me, lean mean 6'2 200lbs
>go to the only rack to finish my juicy workout with some cheat barbell curls
>it's taken by some skinnyfat manlet squatting lmao1pl8
>stare at him from behind for a second (there's a mirror in front of the rack)
>idea.jpg
>grab ez bar, load 1pl8 on one side
>steal the other from the manlet's bar while he's still squatting
>pathetically trips over, causing a shit-ton of noise
>looks at me with a mix of anger and embarassment because he knows how much I mog him
>keep curling with some chuckles while he reracks the equipment and leaves his shit workout early
>mfw he'll probably make a post about me on reddit
Easton Harris
Here you go
Isaac Ward
>be me, 135lbs 6'0 noob
>doing squats
>last sets, it's pretty hard
>some weirdo with a shit eating grin comes and stands behind me
>nice, I have a spotter
>motivation boosted
>guy suddenly removes one plate from my barbell
>the other one falls off making a fuckton of noise
>lose balance and fall over
>everyone stares and laughs
>that faggot is now curling using my plate with a smug face
>lower my head
>leave the gym embarrassed without finishing my session
>tfw it's time to find a new gym and half of the membership time will go to waste
Chase Collins
>dyel
>doing barbell rows
>gymbully makes raspberry sound right behind me
h-heh ;(
Charles Reyes
>be me, round, 45lbs
>helping some kid get in shape
>some slightly taller kid comes over
>removes me from bar
>horrified as twin brother falls through space
>why are we, created for good, used so much for evil?
Hunter Morgan
I hate these nonsensical clips. I know they’re fetish vids, but my suspension of disbelief can only stretch so far.
Ayden Smith
Sometimes I sing Panzerlied at the gym.
Ryan Ward
I wish I had a gym bully. I want to lift in pure rage in self-hatred for being a loser
Christian Johnson
Not really a bully, but I have kind of a shtick
>actually quite DYEL
>still 1.5/2.5/4/5
>look around the gym for big gymrats doing babbyweights compounds with abysmal form
>approach them telling their form is shit and they're gonna snap if they keep fucking up
>demonstrate proper form execution with their working weight like it's nothing while I keep talking about it
>they never know what to say besides "well, t-thanks
>they usually deload or go doing something else after I leave
lmao everytime
Jordan Bennett
>come to bench area as some roidaroo finishes his grindy rep with 120kg
>he takes off his shirt and yells and mires himself in mirror
>ask him if i can work in
>says it might be too hard for you we will have to change weights all the time
>i says its fine
>bench it with no warm up for 5 reps
>say im just warming up
>he literally leaves without saying anything
Lmao bullied that roidaroo so hard ive never seen him benching again when im at the gym.
Connor Brown
WTF is a raspberry sound lmfao
Kayden Powell
Kek
Noah Kelly
>Be DYEL
>OHP 1pl8 for reps which is unheard of at my gym
>See jacked but weak guys squatting 1pl8
>Ask them if I can work in
>Start OHPing the weight
Juan Clark
Man that's the dream
Eli Scott
>are not alone in the hall
>just a moment later, a 16 to 18 year old drift dredger comes in
>nods for greeting and goes to the top
>weighs 30 kilograms weighs clearly in his throat
>looking like a shit bogerface
>moves after a few minutes to a different gear
>Turn around all the equipment as a place would be a fucking amusement park, always 10 to 30 kg in weight
>measurement_has_fulled.rar
>ask that "sure weather is so sure that sun should be here?"
>The hooligans look at me in confusion and start to stutter something "what-so how?"
>"Huh?"
>"how is it ..?"
>"Ha !?"
>dumbbells on the floor and a walk to the guy
>"I WANT TO KNOW WHAT YOU WANT TO DO THAT?"
>leave the kittens in the pants suddenly out
>everything_went_better_than_expected
>is not after the type appeared
>gymnasiumculture saved
Are you alright with other similar experiences? Still a fucking ebony smile, I can just imagine how it barked at home with a lap of hamburgers cheeks and cries to her virginity
Tyler Sanchez
The sound raspberries make while mating
James Myers
fucken kek
Andrew Sanchez
Planet Fitness says no Gymtimidation
Thomas Morris
its the sound someone makes when the fuck ur ass
Logan Clark
Jaxson Clark
Lel
Ayden Allen
>be me
>gym bully
>always connect my phone to stereo though Bluetooth regardless of others
>see somebody fail a rep
>play wah wah wah waaaaaah sound on cartoon soundboard app.
>everybody points and laughs
>failee trys harder next time to avoid humiliation
If I don't bully they wouldnt improve
Brody Johnson
Best feeling
>Ask to work in a power rack
>He’s squatting 1pl8
>Go in and OHP it for reps
>Woah dude I thought you were gonna squat it as well
Feels gud man
Matthew Robinson
only to non-whites
Camden James
>dyel
>405 squat
>495 deadlift
Jow Forumss standards are too high for me
Levi Martin
Trying too hard
James Lopez
I mean... I kinda am but only people who I'm friends with and it's never anything that they can interpret as being malicious. I like to banter with my gym friends. It's fun.
Parker Foster
Only one fucking retard who tries to hard to give solid handshakes. Guy is like 150lbs and does half spin every time he wants to shake hand of someone bigger. It’s like chucks Norris kick but with hand. I started squeezing his hand so hard his bones started crackling and he went all red and now every time he’s in the gym he just nods to me but I come and squeeze his retarded hand til he goes red
Adrian Harris
im bullying my auschwitz mode coworker who joined us at the gym but doesnt even try to do anything, he is like 21,total dyel , switches between doing some machines with super light weights and sits on the phone 5 minutes inbetween each set. I told him he needs SS+Gomad and jeer at him every time he comes in, "heeeeey lookie there its the skeleton"
Jeremiah Kelly
Eat big and get big user COME ON
Anthony Bell
Colton Smith
English as a third language
Kayden Long
Levi Wood
>5 minute rest between sets
how dare someone lift for strength and not join you in bodybuilding to attract muscle bound homos
Austin Campbell
what the fuck
Angel Carter
Is this the power of CIA AI bot learning?
Jayden Russell
Always am and always will be a /gymangel/
6ft4 225lbs and i stick up for the little guys. If I see a bully I walk up to them and ask them what their problem is. I hope I see you bullies next time in the gym, i wish
Henry Ortiz
Imitated stroke stroke posting is still funny
Adam James
This story is obviously made up but if you do this to some dyel and he injures himself you're going to get sued. You could even go to prison for this if he was badly hurt.
Ryan Gonzalez
source?
Ryder Sanchez
>Sued
Lol alright Cali fag just relax with your red coffee cup
Benjamin Richardson
BASED TREX MODE
Mason Morgan
Oh no, you're going to ask me a question. I'm so scared. Go back to your little faggot mates before I pull your underpants over your head.
Ethan Diaz
All these newfags
This is a Finnish pasta, original:
>ole yksin salilla
>vain hetkeä myöhemmin joku 16-18 v. siimasamikääpiö tulee paikalle
>nyökkää tervehdykseksi ja menee vetelemään ylätaljaa
>vetelee 30 kg painoilla selvästi aivan tuskissaan
>naamalla niin paska bogerface
>siirtyy muutaman minuutin kuluttua eri vehkeelle
>kiertelee kaikki laitteet kuin paikka olisi jokin vitun huvipuisto, aina se 10-30 kg painoa
>mittani_on_täyttynyt.rar
>kysy että "Ookko sää ihan varma että sun pitäis olla täällä?"
>luihuläski katsoo minua hämmentyneenä ja alkaa änkyttää jotain "mi-miten niin..?"
>"hä?"
>"että miten..?"
>"HÄ!?"
>paiskaan käsipainot lattialle ja alan kävellä kaveria kohti
>"KYSYIN ETTÄ MITÄ VITTUA TEET TÄÄLLÄ?"
>lähtee kuset housuissa äkkiä pois
>everything_went_better_than_expected
>ei ole sen jälkeen tyyppiä näkynyt
>salikulttuuri pelastettu Juuh elikkäs onko muilla vastaavia kokemuksia? Vieläkin vitun ebin fiilis, voin vaan kuvitella kuinka se kakara kotonaan lappaa hampurilaisia poskeen ja itkee neitsyyttään