Met a girl {9/10 QT cardio bunny} last night. One of you bros told me to go out and try meet people. We ended up talking for ages. She said "you're almost hot enough to fuck and I'm almost drunk enough to do it"
I panicked and told her I was gay
Why am I like this :)
Why am I like this
Met a girl {9/10 QT cardio bunny} last night. One of you bros told me to go out and try meet people...
Tyler Green
Dylan Flores
This cant be real can it
People arent that autistic right Jow Forums?
Levi Wright
Holy shit that caused me physical pain
Noah Ward
LMAO
Xavier Anderson
b r o w h y
Daniel Collins
This is bait you fucking retards
Cooper Morales
Wouldn't it be funny if she introduces you to her gay friend and you're too awkward to back out before he's finished with your ass haha
Caleb Carter
Are those mines in the OP pic?
Ethan Mitchell
I wish I was baiting you :) I really really do, she's asleep next to me.
Yes, they give you the most explosive results
Lincoln Jackson
Pic or GTFO
David Hughes
Jesus you dumbasses she rejected him. That’s not an advance or a move on her part, that’s just her making it known to him that he’s still a friend to her
Brandon Jones
Based Haha poster
Robert Ortiz
Haha imagine if she was cool with it and loved pegging
Adrian Roberts
So did u fuck or not? Why is she asleep next to you? Do girls sleep with gay dudes now?? Some next level thottery
Josiah Phillips
Just whisper in her ear
>I thought I was gay but my cock is telling me otherwise.
The thing is though, she was an arsehole saying you're not hot enough to fuck unless she was plastered. You did the right thing saying you're gay. She knows youre not gay and now she is thinking she must be hideous because you basically said no. Let her stew in her own bullshit.
Jaxson Walker
>I thought I was gay but my cock is telling me otherwise.
CRINGETOWN
Alexander Gonzalez
Why ruin it you fucking cretin
I wanted him to humiliate himself further
Carter Bailey
She's in the shower will do when she gets out desu
Jordan Cook
We are at hers and there was no other place to sleep. All we did was share a bed :)
Brody Baker
Remember the timestamp
Adam Miller
Desu, file size to big. Rip
Logan Evans
Once a nigger always a nigger. Fucking larper. Stay in new Zealand. You're kind are not welcome here
Isaac Gutierrez
No :) see you soon Senpai xxx
Andrew Moore
resize or kys
Dylan Fisher
heres teh pic guys
Julian Mitchell
Bad luck OP, all you can do is accept it and move on