If Jow Forums owned its own gym, what would it be like and what would you want to have in it?
>the cooler has fresh /SIPS/ and gallons of whole milk
>pics of scooby, jeff cavalier and rich line the walls
>no cardio machines
>gym thots are chained up in the back closet
>traps and gay guys get in free
>membership is acquired by purchasing a Jow Forums pass
A Brap Box, where lifters can walk in and huff concentrated braps for a natural test boost before and after lifting.
A sitting room behind a two way mirror, with a PA system installed. This is the area where fat boys and betas can call people who actually lift "weak and unaesthetic" over the intercom while remaining anonymous.
A court midget and a eunuch all in one!
Manlet pit
fuck yeah and we make them battle each other and the winner gets his height surgery paid for
A couple dozen squat racks so that everyone can squat in the squat rack, bench in the squat rack, ohp in the squat rack, and most importantly curl in the squat rack
That's the other function of the thot closet
>a thread died for this
haha original post and original way to make the point you think this thread is silly. nice post
what's wrong, did your 'why are women allowed in the gym' thread get bumped off?
A lot of benches so people can check their phones instead of working out
A bunch of loners not speaking to anyone while doing linear progression
Smelly folks who always complain about women and not having a gf
DYEL?
>of course you don't, otherwise you'd join me in mocking a shitpost thread like this one
If the thot closet comes equipped with proper brap huffing equipment, that is fine.
no thots allowed
With every post I see you become more original and more creative. please keep posting
>ALL clothes banned
>instead everyone has their own large towel that they put over anything they lie, sit et.c. on in the gym
>monthly best progress and best aesthetic pictures will be hoisted onto the walls (nude naturally)
haha okay tell you what I'll play along instead, k?
>offer free wifi at the Jow Forums gym
>auto-detect Jow Forums access, automatically cancel membership of anyone going there, forcibly eject them from the gym
>eventually all 'tards are eliminated
>gym quality improves 1000%
A skateboard rack with all the different size skateboards you could ever need.
>Jow Forums-only gym
>eject 100% of the clientele
Does being no fun make you bad at business too?
back to your containment board, you poo-street nigger
manlet pit
How do you think he got so big
Rationale:
>most Jow Forums 'tards are either NEETs, misanthropes, or both
>don't want any of them in my gym
>initally lure them in so they can self-identify as Jow Forums faggots
>give 'em the "bum's rush" out the door
>optionally curb-stomp them out of existence
>finally all Jow Forums 'tards are gone or dead
>change name of gym to something actually marketable
>...
>profit! xD
stay mad
Shooting range with full auto m60s and m16s at all times for PR motivation
stay alone and making threads confused as to why no human will interact with you
>gym thots are chained up in the back closet
This sounds like that hentai "Dropout," Where top of the crop students get whores that are doing bad in school to use as incentives to keep getting good grades that are outright slaves to the top student.
I mean you give the incentive that you'd get your own personal thot cock sleeve to use as you please to the guys making the best gains..and I"m sure you'd get more people focusing on their workout.
>tfw there is fighting for workout equipment
>alone
haha that's hilarious
>me:
>friends, lovers, active social life
>you:
>projecting like there's no tomorrow
You're hilarious, user, you should go into standup
cafe at the entrance of the gym that sells whole boiled chickens with salt and pepper as the only seasoning
Only drinks you can get is a viscous protein sludge and sips
Marble and bronze statues everywhere fornmotivation
It's gonna be called "guy heaven"
>public oat troughs you can feed from in between sets.
>triple decker squat racks
>waifu encouragement screens and radio channels. pick a waifu and break PRs with her encouragement
>>waifu encouragement screens and radio channels. pick a waifu and break PRs with her encouragement
gayyyy
You can also pick a half-naked muscle man as your waifu.
2 squat racks. It's not like anybody here does squats, people just post that they do them once a month
I like this idea
2 squat racks and 18 curl cages
There should be just 3 simple rules
>no women
>no clothes
>no homo
>the entire ceiling is marked like engineering paper
>no lights near the benches, lines on the ceiling glow in the dark
>no plastics in the entire facilty
>a daycare facility (for the boomers)
>entirety of the gym is just powercages and cable machines
>lunk alarm
>no shirts allowed
>radio just plays clips of people screaming constantly
>Men only
>No clothes allowed
>Barbells only
>Wrestling area to test masculinity against other men
>exit is permanently locked
>only way to unlock is to do 4x25 facepulls in front of a sensor
>only allows 1 person through at a time
NON-NEGOTIABLE
The only equipment is stuff sold on the shopping channel.
Nice blog, nigger. No one gives a shit
I would never go to this gym.
>A cool breeze carreses your body, deep calm flows through your veins
>you have nothing in your mind
>just calm and concentration
>you breathe in, and feel serenity coming in
>breathe out, and all the evil desires flee
Welcome to the nofap temple, user. Take a sit.
No women allowed, of course. We are here to leave humanity behind.
>best progress naked pictures
As someone trying to lose weight, I would actually be proud as fuck being a fat fuck up on the wall with my less fat fuck version next to it.
>feelin fit, buddy?
You can only enter after giving the right response
I would be fully supportive of this based and redpilled idea.
n-no girls allowed
except your momma and sister
How do you warm up in the cold days before a workout if you don't have cardio machines?
warming up is a meme
sauce?
>no cardio machines
>one power rack
>one bench
>8 pl8s
>one mirror
>i pick the music
>only im allowed
All bars sharpened to a point
Underrated
this
Name?
Bar rests at the squat rack are fixed at 5’9. Minimum height. Not adjustable.
sauce please? different user
Wouldn't that be a one-way mirror since you can only see out of it from one side or am I getting my terms mixed up
Someone please help me I've seen two-way mirror used like this several times this week and it's making me lose all sense of reality here
>lunk alarm for new PRs
>everyone has to hoot and holler and do some type of overly toxic masculinity celebration
Sauce
Yes it's a one way mirror. a 'two way mirror' is a fucking glass pane.
Free fight area*
But it's actually a good idea.
>Anyone who does upright rows is killed on the spot
>Unlimited supply of muscle markers
>No sitting allowed (we are athletes here we stay on our feet)
AVOID MISTAKES
Make it a fully-naked muscle man and you've got yourself a deal