If Jow Forums owned its own gym, what would it be like and what would you want to have in it?
>the cooler has fresh /SIPS/ and gallons of whole milk
>pics of scooby, jeff cavalier and rich line the walls
>no cardio machines
>gym thots are chained up in the back closet
>traps and gay guys get in free
>membership is acquired by purchasing a Jow Forums pass
A Brap Box, where lifters can walk in and huff concentrated braps for a natural test boost before and after lifting.
A sitting room behind a two way mirror, with a PA system installed. This is the area where fat boys and betas can call people who actually lift "weak and unaesthetic" over the intercom while remaining anonymous.
A court midget and a eunuch all in one!
Manlet pit
fuck yeah and we make them battle each other and the winner gets his height surgery paid for
A couple dozen squat racks so that everyone can squat in the squat rack, bench in the squat rack, ohp in the squat rack, and most importantly curl in the squat rack
That's the other function of the thot closet
>a thread died for this
haha original post and original way to make the point you think this thread is silly. nice post