1 year ago "tfw no gf"

this thing is a man

>I'll post her when the thread is dead
Based Beta

Take control dickhead. I've been with her type before and they have that slutty side. You just need to awaken it basically. Be all dominant and shit. Find out what gets her revved up. Basically she's boring because you aren't pushing the right buttons yet.

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where else do you go? who goes outside in 2018?
everywhere I go to to meet girls not online, they're already taken. Maybe it's just my city, idk

Stop posting men with fake tits

>girlfriends should be entertaining and fun to be around.
This is probably the single biggest meme that exists today. Men and women have almost entirely different interests and hobbies (assuming she’s at least somewhat feminine and had feminine hobbies).
Yes it shouldn’t be a complete drag to be around her but you also shouldn’t expect your girlfriend to be a better companion than your male friends.
You need to balance your gf/friends because for a completely fulfilling social life because both of them have something important that the other can’t provide.
Finding a good looking gf who is also interesting and fun to spend time with as a friend is very very rare and unrealistic to expect.

>Why the fuck did you guys not mention this shit?
You're never satisfied are you. Try to think for yourself instead of asking us. Do what everyone else does, fuck a bunch of boring 9/10 and settle after a while with a decent 7/10.

the one good thing about not trying to force yourself into a relationship, is when it finally happens you get a cool story to tell your kids.

>be me at house party, tripping off acid (first and last time)
>feel like going for a walk in the cold night
>steal some random bitches furry coat because it looked comfortable
>some girl runs up to me and starts telling me that's her friends coat
>takes 1 look at me and realizes im fucking trashed and tripping out
>immediately starts being super nice to me, holds my hand and comes walking with me
>idk if it was the acid but i definitely fell in love then and there
>10 minutes later we're at a lake
>my first kiss in 2 years after being cheated on
>still tripping balls

forgot the rest, but 2 weeks later I asked her out for coffee and we've been together for 4 years

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We thought it was common knowledge that women are vapid.

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Take the fucking lead pussy. Do what you usually do and have her tag along.

>the one good thing about not trying to force yourself into a relationship
That's another one of my problems. I'm so preoccupied with the idea of wanting to be in a relationship again.
I'm trying to take the time to work on myself and improve myself, but I frequently get distracted and sad, and wasting time swiping on tinder to no avail :(

This

i got a 7/10 short chubby gf. she is brainlet too but nice and very faithful. ive hads ame feels op but i dont believe grass is greener on the otherside for me. shes gonna move in with me in a few months

being dominant doesnt suddenly make her tits and ass grow

pro tip even if you found yourself in a relationship, your current state of mind would ensure it would never last. the best time to meet someone is when you really don't need to meet anyone at all and are happy doing your own thing. else you will latch on way too hard, come off desperate

and in the case it doesn't work out you'll completely fuck your shit up

tldr; work on yourself till u dont give a fuck

u think i was out looking for girls while i was tripping on acid at a house party? hahah hell no nigga

>hey wanna play fortnight and jerk off?

Well, most women aren't the smartest especially the ones who focus on their looks 24/7.

Just a fact.

>Fortnite and chill

>Why the fuck did you guys not mention this shit?
Because people who idolize hot girls haven't actually dated them.

Well yeah, girls who are interesting to talk to and fun to be around tend to keep their boyfriends and vice versa

Dude, the sooner the better. I ended up marrying my 9/10 just like that. Fit, hot af, but dumb. She looked up to me for years, we had kids, then she cheated on me with an ugly, older coke guy from the gym.

Find someone you can connect with, at least a little, mentally. If not, she'll resent you and never feel worthy and go find someone she can dominate.

I could not think of anything worse than sharing mutual interests with a girlfriend.

My girlfriend could not give a fuck about my solid state Alex cavalli headphone amp paired with my Sennheiser hd650s.

She does not emphasise with me when I complain about how hard it is to find a late model rear wheel drive car that isn't German.

She doesn't like Russian literature or cricket or understand anything about my job.

She has friends, and I have friends and while there is some overlap,there definitely does not need to be.

That is what the boys are for.

Your girlfriend is there to support you when you are unable to support her. She is there to eat with, to wake up next to and to vent with at the end of the day.

She is there to raise your children.

People expect too much from women. They can't be your only companion.

>Sennheiser headphones but somehow has problems with German automotive manufacturers

explain this shit

Call me a faggot but honestly I love mustangs, the way they look, the RWD, all of it

gud post

>using your gf as a bro
Lmao that's what bros are for you dumb fuck. You don't even want a girlfriend, you want a boyfriend. Sad.

I was also thinking the same. Saw some hookers the other night. Bitch looked 8/10.. Literally all I want is sex. Maybe have a kid when I make it..

>falling for the getting a gf meme
Kek. Anyone hotter than 8/10 is either a moronic Stacy or has a major character flaw (overly religious, too much work, personality disorders, etc)

>tfw I attract arthoes who have tattoos, great bodies, daddy issues, study environmental fields/ecology, who like to be dominated, choked and who suck dick harder then a fucking vacuum cleaner
Life is good bros

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>I could not think of anything worse than sharing mutual interests with a girlfriend.

IDK man, in my past i've had gf's who don't share my interests, or only do to a small casual degree.
Then I look at a couple of my (actually normal not NEET) friends who's GF's or wives are gaming and watching anime with them and I really start wishing I could find someone like that too.