Who has the best life on Jow Forums?
Who has the best life on Jow Forums?
Lucas Sanchez
Angel Williams
Me because I stand at a towering 5'7, the perfect male height
John Bennett
Me because I don't actually browse Jow Forums (I clicked on the wrong board by accident) and I don't spend my life pursuing and attempting to find happiness in a physical aesthetic that will inevitably be stolen away from me by time.
Alexander Reyes
t. fatty
Jordan Watson
Based!
Mason Cruz
damn nigga chill
Jeremiah Moore
not gonna make it
Ryan Phillips
not me. those first 20 years have been awful
When does it get better?
Aiden Gray
damn this hit me hard.
Landon Sanchez
perfection has a number, and it's 5 7
Andrew Evans
hang in there, we're all gonna make it
Asher Barnes
Why would you achieve ANYTHING in life when after all it will all fade away?
You are famous actor now? Good, when you are 80 you won't be the most famous one. You are a great doctor? Good, when you are 80 you won't be so decisive and your hands will shake. You are a F1 pilot? Good, but when you are old you won't be able to get off of the bed on you own. And so on and so on... Never try to put down people that try to achieve something in ANY part of their lifes.
Peace.
Carter Collins
>be me
>dream about being movie star
>travel to great USA
>fail auditions and small parts
>get enough
>become an artist
>build dungeon in your house
>fisting is 500$
>muh intimacy
>all those fags mirin fisting gains
>get money for feeding fantasies
>deep dark fantasies
Easton Barnes
Dino tendies
Jordan Morgan
pathetic weak faggot
Michael Morris
>want to die
>finally learned not to give a shit about anything
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I'M FREE!!!! SOMEONE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME LOL!!!
Dylan Sanchez
yikes, you better have some skills or something to boost the latter days
Mason Brown
B-but SQUATS AND OATS
Matthew Baker
Me. 6’2, 190 otter mode
Make $400k/yr
Charismatic as fuck, Fuck 9s literally every weekend
Samuel Hall
me because I have a huge penis, bang tons of girls and I'm rich.
Mason Thompson
>fisting is 500$
Its 300$ normalnigger
Justin Cook
I work on an oil rig
I have six months at sea working out and then six months at home working out and shitposting
Zachary Smith
Get cancer
Hunter Hall
Probably me
Carter Torres
i can already imagine myself at 40 yo, a sad man depressed at all the shit he didn't do in his early ages
Jaxson Kelly
Same man