What's the final verdict on eggs? Are they poisonous to the body?

eggs are fucking brilliant eat them all

EGGS
EGGGS!

good way of getting cholesterol which i have trouble getting, also zinc.

both are hard to come by for me, so i include eggs in my diet.

Your produces cholesterol and there are better sources of zinc than eggs. Like oats, seeds, nuts, meat, fish, etc...

eat anything in moderation, especially highly processed food

Nutrition science is mostly pseudoscience

just eat the egg whites if youre really that worried about cholesterol. that contains most of the protein anyway

t. eat 4-6 almost every morning

>throwing away the yellows

never gonna make it

I eat 5 dozen eggs a day

STOP WORRYING SO MUCH ABOUT FOOD
JUST EAT YOUR PROTEIN AND THAT'S IT, STOP KILLING SO MUCH OF THE FEW NEURONS YOU HAVE

native tribes who eat more animal products are healthier than ones who eat less

>just eat the egg whites
what a fucking waste of protein
30% of an eggs protein is in the yolk you fucking numpty
stupid cunt

I ate some eggs and I died.

One egg is like smoking a carton of cigarettes

>I eat 5 dozen eggs a day
Are you fucking Gaston?

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I hope not, I eat 3 or 4 of them per day

No, they're venomous. Be glad that you can buy already hunted eggs in a supermarket, wild eggs are ferocious and a single bite can kill you.

looks like he's gonna swallow a pair of testicles

My... produces.... cholesterol...

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not really

5/10 would chuckle again

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you need to eat at least 6 eggs a day for them to stop being poisonous

>you have to eat all the eggs

I'm gonna go make egg tacos guys.

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who the FUCK eats chicken babies?!

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>expecting a serious answer from Jow Forums

they get increase your penis size thousandfold, be careful or your gf will die from choking on it

>eating meat in spherical form rather than an abstract form
Pathetic

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eggs are almost nurtrionally complete and no there is no bad cholesterol

How much worse are pickled eggs than normal eggs?

I just don't like the taste

Pickled eggs are God-tier. Learn to brine your own for max goodness.

Thank you, never actually thought about them before, i used to love them as a child.

Oh shit!

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now this is epic

Good. The body ceases its own cholesterol production if you eat too many eggs. You shouldn't eat too many of them anyways. I usually eat 2-4 whole eggs depending on what else I eat with them.

Ate 6 of them this morning. Just a big ol plate of gains.

Can you repeat the question?