Its diet only consist of fruits, leaves and low protein sources

>eats nothing but raw game meat and innards
>mogs the entire animal kingdom
vegans btfo

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>eats nothing but leaves, twigs, fruit, bark, grass and roots
>healthy adults can fuck up an entire pride of lions

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No kidding, they're like 3 times the size.

>gets mogged by vegans
>claim to be the king of the jungle
hehe

>eats nothing but pic related
>posts stupid shit like this

Jee who coulda guessed

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>Be me
>Be a whale
>Be a carnivore
>Mog every animal, vegan or not
Who has the last laugh now vegtards?

They actually weak, they only fight women, good punch by me is enough to take down one

>be japanese man
>jack off to hentai all day
>eat whale whenever you want

>rips apart smaller monkeys and eats them
>low protein

>get mogged by a beach

>be beach
>get mogged by FUCK GET A LIFE

>gets mogged by Jesus H. Christ

>No matter how much you brush your teeth.
>still has bigger teeth than you.

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>It's diet only consists of fish.
>Still capable of flying unassisted better than you.

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>Its diet only consists of flakey shit.
>Still capable of breathing water better than you.

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>its diet consists of partially digested foods it finds inside another creatures digestive tract.
>still capable of posting a better thread than OP.

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>only eats trash and never goes to the gym
>still gets laid and have more kids than all of Jow Forums

t. Joe Rogan

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>I swear I only ever eat fish
>it's muh genetics

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>its diet consists of fish blood
>impossible to determine if its jacked or not

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The vegan at my gym doesn't look like that.

Based Bloatlord.

Dude, nature is fucking scary bro.

>Dude, nature is fucking scary bro.
look up what barnacles (the growths on rocks and some whales) look like and sound like.

>low protein sources
These fuckers will cannibalize whole tribes and those in their own tribe when given the opportunity.

That's not a Siberian tiger, polar bear or Orca, user.

>√egan goes to gym

youtube.com/watch?v=PJnPZgLHHWQ

>Be Gorilla
>Does not have four stomachs like a cow
>Trying to live on leaves and tree bark

Yeah they end up eating THEIR OWN POOP. Good luck OP, if you want to be as strong as a Gorilla now you have a plan...

youtube.com/watch?v=NUejvqBDLRs

apemode is a manlet cope

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DYEL detected

Let me derail this shitty bait of a thread and ask what may play into chimps being so fucking ripped ? Genes ? High testosterone production ? Constant uninterupted exercise ?

Lel. But seriously, other Africans are barely a sustainable food source...

Nature’s fleshlight

Chimps hunt down smaller monkeys and rodents for food all the time. That makes meat only 20% if it’s diet (including the bugs) but still.

Also, spends its entire life climbing trees and niggering about, has almost zero fine motor skills. Can barely throw a rock on target.

Alright alright let’s end this quickly.
Could you win against a chimp? Maybe. Extremely circumstantial, people have survived bears after all.
You will definitely have tons of scratches either way. The chimp is powerful and quick, but physiologically it’s not really good at throwing punches, it’s better at grabbing and pulling. Combine that with sharp teeth, nails and the literal ability to go ape shit in a snap, and you’re without a doubt leaving badly injured at least. Because you’re human, you have a chance at using your punching and kicking ability, and much much higher dexterity to maneuver both you and the chimp to more advantegeous positions to pummel the chimp or at least injure into enough to get it to back off.

Honestly, 1 v 1, a man in peak physical condition may actually beat the chimp more often than not due to higher dexterity and intelligence and sufficient strength. He will leave badly injured however.

Jesus those things will tear you to shreds

Genetics. Same answer could apply to any attribute of any wild animal.

>Didn't even discover fire
Lack of B12 makes you a brainlet

they spend a great deal of time hanging from branches and climbing and shit. same reason why a healthy adult man will have strong legs, by walking every day since he was a toddler

Brainmog him tho
>simian BTFO

>Strong legs by walking

Okay so I would just have to walk and then I would beat the world record in squats? Ok thanks for the advice

Wtf I hate religion now

Just use what mother nature gave you. Your intellect to make weapons.
One machine gun and a whole pack of monkeys are dead

Why? There are over a billion Africans and growing, they breed like rabbits so there is always a never ending supply of African. You would never go hungry if you ate blacks.

If I remember correctly I’ve heard somewhere that chimps and gorillas get big off plants because they have the required enzymes to metabolize plant protein. Humans apparently don’t have it and the only efficient protein source for the human body to take is meat and animal products. Apparently plants do have lots of protein but the human body doesn’t have the ability to utilize it it apes do.

chimps have no muscle regulation like humans due, that's why they can't even swim
they use maximum power in spasm-like attack, they would just rip you apart
even fucking joe rogan stated he got rekked by baby chimp which was strong as all fuck

Can't we take this enzyme like lactase?

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They dont have adipose tissue hejce that is why they cant store fat in theie bodies

Fake the reason why they cant swim its because their body is too dense and dont have adipose tissue redering em unable to float and swim in water

When manlets are jacked it's a joke to Jow Forums, but when chimps are jacked it's impressive all of a sudden. Get your shit together Jow Forums.

10/10 would fuck

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