Post meals

Post meals

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>t. never gonna buy a house

Needs more jalapenos to be true Joe Rogan posting OP. Step your game up.

i hate eggs and cheese. why do we have to eat chicken period to bulk? eating egg should be classified as a form of bestiality. i would rather eat cheese then eggs desu

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I'm already in my house though

Who

The nutritional content of eggs and cheese varies so you can't have just one user

Spoken like a true fatty

You know you can buy avocado trees

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Not with the winters where I live

Ah now I get the reference, seems like overkill

imagine the smell

pasketti

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eggs and chouriço

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For 3 days in a row I've eaten chicken salads with lots of salt and a moderate amount of dressing. Just doing low carb high fat for fun right now. I feel best eating high carb low fat. When I'm lean I'm gonna do starch solution.

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Jesus Christ cook your eggs some more you troglodyte

Trailer park tier

:)

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I'm fucking addicted to yolk, shit is so good

t. retard zoomer who only eats hotdogs, spaghetti and hardboiled eggs

raw chicken liver,

about 200 grams to start with

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Danish fag?

I think they're just greasy. Maybe tone down the oil a bit and cook em a little longer at a lower temp. grill those peppers and some onions with them too if you don't

>t. basedgoy

We just got 6 inches of snow dumped on us where I live, and my city doesn’t have the infrastructure to deal with it quickly so my plans are to eat this pot of beef stew today and play video games

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> avocado with shell
DROPPED

How do you fuck your eggs up this badly though?

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god tier cutting meal

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From yesterday.
4 eggs, pepper jack cheese, plain bagel w/ tiny amount of butter, salsa, and hot sauce

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Comfy af

Why does it matter? Just scoop that shit out

wangjangle

>no onions
Please fix immediately

*pulls mic closer*

you are fucking autistic and retarded m8, never post again
dont @ me

kek

Lol had that same cheap chink amplifier for like a decade, wonderful little piece of equipment

>Combining high fat with medium carb
I don't know man this seems suboptimal

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Winner of this thread by far.

Dude, i'm gonna type as sober as possible, that honestly looks fucking pathetic and digusting compared to my meal. and I'm being one hundred percent serious. Sorry we dont cook shit that was perviously in cans. you're a fuking joke dude, and im dead fuking serious. gert areal family that cooks good food, drinks beer and wine and winecoolers and has a good fuking time, and has a milliondollar house on the beach, im seriously.. dont eever potst your fuking families poverty dinner on these forums ever the fuk again bro, and by bro i mean never my bro, fuking faggot

Yeah fair, I just had a craving. Honestly I had more carbs later but I'm trying to bulk

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is this a pasta I'm not familiar with?

Looks good desu. Need to buy some nice red meat soon.

>Avocados cost $24 a kg where I live
Is life worth living bros

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Thanks user, yeah it's a nice treat from time to time

>2 loafs of carbs
>winner

>Shadman

same here, only get them occasionally

post recipes and ingredients plz

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Both meals I’ll be eating a work today

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>carbs are bad
Thanks user! It was delicious as always

beans, bacon and sausage

>shell

Also made this today in the slow cooker

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Yeah it actually works really well for my purposes as I'm not an audiophile. I think it was like $20 or $30.

(You) is just:
>boil salted water
>while it's heating up, start browning ground turkey in a separate pan
>once the water is boiling, throw in the pasta and boil for ~10 minutes
>do not use olive oil since it stops the sauce from sticking to the pasta
>just keep stirring it and you'll be fine
>once the turkey is browned, put in the spaghetti sauce and stir
>I used store bought for that one but home made is easy enough
>keep stirring everything and dice an onion
>once everything is just about done, mix the onion in with the ground turkey/sauce
>drain the pasta and put into a serving dish
>mix them together and let sit for 5-10 minutes so it mixes in and they come to the same temperature
done

you can also throw in your onions earlier to actually cook them, but I prefer raw onions to cooked

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Grandma’s cooking is the best

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Carribean?

That looks like my shit when I drink too much coke

Ok Joe Rogan

yes, carbs are bad

Strange. We mix those together and eat it in a tortilla

I ate 2 of these and sat in a chair for 12 hours at my job

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sometimes i do ground chourico and do an omelette

or put ground chourico in my caldo verde

Had my first All you can eat/Buffet today. 9,90€ at this Indian place. Was alright and the waiter clearly annoyed at how much I ate.

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>keto af
Good

Underrated post

look again. there's rice

Needs to be swimming in a half inch of water for true Rogan status

chicken and dark red kidney beans are based. To make it even tastier, Add the chicken, beans and tomato sauce + diced tomatoes into a slow cooker and let it cook for 4-5 hours on high. The chicken comes out super tender and practically falls apart

slow cooker is so based. Chili is so easy to make with a slow cooker and turns out yummy every time

Kek'd

>yummy

no man should have this word in their vocabulary. faggot

Thanks user, totally agree. Just set and forget

>Be 24
>Be abroad for the past 8 years
>Was video calling mom while making chicken in slow cooker a few days ago
>Placed camera to show the inside from top down angle
>She watched me put the ingredients in the slow cooker
>She said I lost too much weight and I must eat.
>Assure her I do.
>Last time she saw me in flesh, I was a fatty
>She said she is proud of me
>pic related is the leftovers I made this weekend.

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needs more vegetables/fiber

That looks like tuna to me.

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Some oatmeal and it’s the perfect breakie.

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Itidakimas!

What kind of fucking neet do you have to be to eat at the computer desk...

That mayonnaise is the bomb. Never noticed that Kirin at the conbini before though. Any good? (being low calories I assume)

>based shakshuka

this is beans and tuna actually. I usually also add some finely chopped raw onion and garlic, if I'm not going out that day.

I agree that more veggies would be good, but there's a good amount of fiber in there already. 16,3 grams to be precise.

First attempt at fisherman's eggs

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>turkey patty
>pork patty
>eggs

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any good? I always thought combining scrambled eggs and sardines would be disguisting

Its taste is good (though I used tuna) but I fucked up the baking and the top of the eggs dried out.
Mixed 2 cans of tuna with half a plate of yesterday's briam

Last nights din din

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I live alone so eating in my dining room or at my desk makes no difference

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Lunch

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user I’ve been looking for that pornstar, in the back of my mind, for a good 6 years now. She was the first nut I ever busted holy fuck. Thank you for fucking posting that picture so I can now destroy my fucking dick

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is tehre any taste difference between the beans? i feel like they all taste kinda the same, maybe white beans are way softer but thats more texture related