My gf is fucking fat

Give her the news like you'd tell a child its dog got run over.

this is 4channel brother i had to do shitty censoring

People tell you ironically to never tell her to lose it and basically say you have a problem with it and to encourage healthier activities.
I broke up with my ex after a week or so before telling her I thought she needed to lose a bit and she's now lost most of it

Looks like a dude or a trap, 0 femininity to her figure. Get a better body or don't be ugly and dump her, show some self respect

absolutely disgusting

Post deets so I can get the uncensored version.

Ik I'm sorry man.

Grab her stomach while you're snuggling and tell her she's getting chunky.

Don't date someone you're not attracted to even if they're "in your league." It will eventually breed resentment in you and therefore her. You will both be unhappy.

Getting your girl to lift is very touchy. I went the direct route but you'd better be damn good at priming and damage control and be able to be uplifting and funny on a dime. You must look at your particular skills and her particular quirks and devise a plan.

Its kind of funny how women have to be manipulated into doing something positive for themselves.

Tell her she's fat because she's a lazy useless idiot.

my ex had literally the same body, she was loving and loyal but i still dumped her because i just couldn't stand looking at her man. i feel bad about hurting a decent person like that but i don't regret it at all. if you don't like how she looks and shes not going to change then leave, you will regret staying.

>my gf is fucking fat
>what do i tell her?

The answer was inside you all along.

>THICC

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Ask her if she wants to join you at the gym.
Ask every time you go until you have implanted such insecurity into her that she has to agree.

>But I don't go to the gym
Kys dyel

post yours too (it's relevant)

Inb4
It's
A
Tarp

utter perfection

i'm 5"8 she's 5"6

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did you end up finding a better body gf? i have a feeling i'll always end up with one like her cause low effort to pick up a girl like her

can tell she's a qt

yeah but body

If your under six foot you will never do better than a solid seven so you might as well stick with her mate.

In what kind of world is your GF fat? Are you retarded, OP?

this picture makes my pee pee hard

Suggest you do cardio together =)

She isn't fat you heretic, just go fuck your buddies at the gym if you genuinely think that. Men are naturally supposed to be attracted to child bearing qualities and your girlfriend has most of them judging by this pic. Just hand her over to me.

OP PLEASE post the uncensored
its the only way we'll be able to tell

Get her into corsetry for a nicer waist. No amount of loosing weight or lifting will make her get a better waist-to-hip ratio. Go for a waist-training corset with hip cores not the porn-shop pseudo ones.

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*hip gores
Also invest in one made to measure. They start at around 130€ and get a full cotton one for better breathing capabilities. Wearing skirts and dresses instead of pants, will also prevent the growth of muffin tops, just like the corset will form her body permanently after a couple months.

unironic advice bro:

just tell her that you believe relationships rely on honesty and so you think you’d be doing your relationship a disservice by withholding how you feel and that everything you say comes from a place of love. then ask her how she feels about it before you start shoveling your coaching recommendations down her throat and overwhelming her. hear her out and have a conversation, and if she seems open to programming with you or dieting or whatever then tell her you have some ideas you guys can talk about tomorrow. then fuck her brains out, make her breakfast in the morning, and ask her if she wants to talk about some things she can do to start slimming back down.
>reddit space
this is all based on the assumption she doesn’t work out and is a total noob to diet and exercise in general. but it should be effective either way so long as you aren’t an autist that comes off as a control freak

>hip to waistlets actually think this helps

My pre-corsetting HTW is 0.565, far from beeing a waistlet. I do it for dramating effect and after months or corsetting the organs and muscles will remember it for months. But at the end of the day beeing a waistlet is genetics and neither training, fasting nor corsetting can change it.

fellow femanon here, can you post pics please im considering one myself

This is the best advice so far

It depends on your body type. Not every corset suits the same body. If you haven't followed the topic you might want to first read into it and watch some youtube cannels dedicated to it before investing. Once you found a manufacteur in your country which suits your needs you need to get it made to measure, otherwise you can fuck up your bones, organs or best case not getting any waist effects (which is the case in standard corsets).

There are also multiple styles (over. half and underbust, victorian, spiky, or rounded, overhip or only a waist crincher etc). Personally the best starter for steahlting it (aka to wea it under normal cloths to not lookl like a larper) is a straight nderbust, rounded bottom seam with leg cuts and a front busk to open and close it quickly. Although ideally you want a closed on (no busk) so it's less bulk in front - although this means more laces in the back, so you need to find the better compromise for yourself.

Check out Lucy, her channel is a good introduction.
youtube.com/watch?v=10GdIi1VwMw

p-post pics p-please

make her fatter

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can you be my gf for new years

This.

As a high test connoisseur, I assure you OP pic is not high test and just chub.

>tfw no honest sensitive bf

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That wouldn't match the Mary-like modesty for Catholic married women.

tell her she looks like Vegeta

want me to get banned brah?

her tits kinda sag and there's a little edge you can see on the pic before her vagina starts, like a dip down from lower stomach.

We just want nudes. No one cares if some faggot (you) gets banned as a result

Oh please. The minute you become honest and sensitive she’s out the door fucking some Chad.

>want me to get banned brah?
>not knowing how to ban hop
>still saying "brah" in December 2018

Shiggy diggy doo

Just link. Also you should be using a vpn for this site anyway.

This, women don't want a fucking nice guy. Only retarded women and Fotzenknechte tell you otherwise.

srsly though, the longer I live the mre I ignore what women say and observe what they do more. It's a paradox but it prevents me from becoming bitter from loneliness. Believe it or not I think I understand women better and have more respect for them.

You’ve never been in a relationship before

>mre
>men wanting to be considered as sensitive and weak as women
I'm a very feminine woman and I want a man beeing the opposite of myself, not some sensitive bitch, asking me before fucking if he is allowed to. Stop drinking water out of plastic bottles and actually get Jow Forums on a heavily meat based diet. Only "stonk independant queens" which are half dudes want senstive fuckbois.

I'm a married neo-boomer woman, retard, with enough sexual eperience. Stop larping as afag, that's not attractcive.

>the extent of deception and trickery women are willing to engage in

here's an old one. may 2017. she wasn't too bad back then

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Well, to be perfectly honest with you I don't know what the connection is between your post and the one you linked.

Brah, if she gets hotter she'll dump you for someone taller.

Love the one you're with. Not everyone has the desire to swole.

>Roastie
or even worse
>Cuckold who can't bear to be alone without latching onto a woman so he puts up with women's neurotic behaviour

How old are you?

A corset was first invented for men. It's not trickery, if you wear it under your cloths as to now show it off. I like the feeling of beeing restricted nd how it makes my semi-historical dresses and skirts look while wearing baggy cloths through the day.

It's also having been worn for centuries by women, because it helps post-partum and is healthier than lifting for women in childbearing age.

She was skinny fat, but didn't look flabby. Now she's just deteriorating. She looks like a 40 year old.

Oh and did her tits shrink?

>wasn't too bad back then
that's a 9.5/10 body. How did she fuck that up that badly in just 1.5 years??

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Don't tell me her name starts with F

thats interesting, give some info on the health related part. but I have a sincere question, why do hot chicks never wear corsets?

Why did she send you this pic? If it's a nude that's pretty sad, she put no effort into it

>that post
the only larper here is you.

I'm hot, kek. No seriously, it's like talking about red cars and seeing a bunch of them through the day. Most corsetting women like me wear it invisible under their cloths and don't larp. I think the bigget difference is in the reasons for why you corsett. If you do it to hide your fat, you're a pathetic lardass. If you do it for health benefits, like post partum, you wont make a big deal out of it. I pesonally do it because I sew my own cloths and there is nothing that makes the skirts falls as smothly as a corset, even if it's not actually hrinking the WTH ratio visibly.

It's the same issue with longhaired women, those uggos which have hair till their knees use their hai to cope. Nice looking longhaired women usually have updos or hide their hair in other buns for their hubbies to see and enjoy.

Intentions matter. Otherwise it'S like saying, only balding manlets lift.

no they grew actually, they used to fill my hand now it overflows.

bit of a stretch. once you get off of Jow Forums(nel) youll realize that most women are also people just trying to make sense of life like you. stop buying into the brainwash you get on this place. for the most part I like how redpilled this site is, but when it comes to advice with women and interaction with people in general it’s often horrendous because this place is a haven for the socially inept that regurgitate memes over and over until they believe them as fact.

OP here, woman what food am i supposed to give my gf so she's less flabby, i want to put a child into her in a few years too so need some long term changes.

i asked her for a pre-shower pic so i could show you guys.

Ok she a real qt then

why you gotta take a jab at balding manlets?

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>stop buying into the brainwash
>this place is a haven for the socially inept
Look at all this projection

Answer me

literally the post I responded to was more projection

>I'm 5'8
Stick with her. Lightning won't strike twice.

>9/10 body
This girl is practically a fridge. She is laying down and has no curves; absolutely skinny fat who has been coasting on her youth for all of highschool and the common female delusion that it was going to last forever.

If you love her OP then she's your gem and I'm not going to disparage that further but your only options are to let her get fat in the hopes that she has hidden titcow genetics, or to real her ass all the way in without mercy. Because this is the bodytype of those girl who make Tumblr posts about being miserable and anorexic while due to a relationship with her abusive ex-bf.

>what does her mother look like?

Because she is a woman. She can't help it

I don't think you know what projection is buddy

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Paleo works for me (BMI 19, 17%bf), as it's mainly keto. Also intermitten fasting, but with longer feeding windows, or it might fuck up her hormornal balance (women shouldn't go hardcore fasting). Water, no sugary shit, also no artificial sweeteners.

It'S easier after a couple months. I haven't lusted after sweets for years (IF for 10years now). Make a hormonal blood test, to check her serum hormons, her low WTH might also come from lacking estrogen, in whcih case milk can help (reduces counter-hormones - which is why you shouldn't consume relevant quantities of it as a male).

If you want kids, a littla flab is good and healthy. That'S why women are fatter to begin with. You don'T want your woman to loose weight during preggo, this will flood your body with all fat-stored toxins aand can fuck up the child. If see's "lazy" you might also want to check her thyroid (TSH should e below 2, free thyriod 3 (at medium) 4 at max.

Hope that helps.

I didn't I said, it's the same way of argument. Not everyone lifting is one, not every woman corsetting is a uggo hamplanet.

Hubby is getting bald himself, not really that much of a deal for me.

Imagine posting your girlfriend's nudes on 4channel

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can you be based and post a current body pic?

>keto and intermittent fasting just to avoid being fat

You must have the worst genetics and appetite in history if you really have to do that stuff long term just to not get fat.

LOL manlet

no it starts with E

Nah, the only one seeing it is my hubby and the kike doctor trying to sell me shit vitamins everytime I have to visit him.

And he has a girl, meanwhile you're an angry foreveralone faggot. At least you can jack off to your height and try to be an edgy guy on 4channel